Tuesday, June 30, 2020

You might be a Strava Turd



Dear Strava User..

 Please do not let this be a letter of a target of hatred towards your missionary position, lights out lifestyle.....
Instead let this be an open door for you to create something more than just your same day to day drudgery of activity that you will share to your fellow followers..give them something to smile about..ponder, wonder...and laugh...all the while making your rides like more than just the quick old in out roll over and go to sleep like they have been accustomed to..

Im sorry to confuse you, let me be more to the point..


Your rides..
if you are one of those fellow Strava users that continue to just post up loops, rides and daily wanderings with the self given generic title of..
Morning ride,
Afternoon activity..
Evening ride that this wonderful ap has given you..

you might be considered a Strava Turd.



There is still time friend to save yourself from the dull grey void of everyday doldrums..get creative..what motivates you to go out the door for every ride..?
do you like a favorite song?
do you have a special place in your cranium while you grind out your same loop?

Use this time to work on being open minded and creative about the thing you have made time in your day for..
people follow you not because of your physical capability..
but because they like you..like em back with more than just the old in out..and try spraying them in the face with a small does of humor and creativity



See you next week
Love Jeff

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