You wear those killer Pit Vipers..
You got a rig for all occasions
Tall socks
DTE is your bitch
You've been down to the Velodrome..
done the D ride
survived Barry Roubiax..
and even Palmed your ass across the state
ICEMAN finisher ...check
Make Wish for good..yesir
Rarely step foot in a bike shop..
uno it
Do that thing with your fingers that people that like metal do..always
Drink real Beer..
A long with all the other cool shit...
You are a dedicated pay your dues Strava User...
Not just your average run of the mill Strava Users...
Your might even be on the local legends score board...
But...
You have been known to leave your Wahoo on numerous occasion as you speed away in your 70K pick up...
of course fuckin crushing any KOM in your path for the next 48 miles...all the while completely fuckin oblivious to what you have just done..
And to add insult to injury you keep them hard earned KOMS never once even acknowledging the tons of shade that gets tossed your way..
Because you my friend are..
Wear the crown proudly...
See Ya Next week Jeff..
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