Cool Move or Fool Move..

 

Nothing in the Fonzes book of cool says more than a stylish place set you butt..Its sad sick world out there right now and in the Fonzes world of balance..the drapes dont always have to match the carpet..earn 5 extra cool points when you go this route..

Theres alot of rotters out there in the eye-shade market vying for your dollars..its crying shame that cyclists now want to look like one of those gun toting truck driving beer swillers..The Pit Vipers look only good on a mullet draped head..spend your hard earned bucks elsewhere or run the risk of Arthur J giving you the thumbs down..

 

Ayy the clearance..

those subtle hues...

the lack of gimpy caliper

your cool points will not go unnoticed

 

Sagans next choice of eye-wear will earn him the loss of a dozen cool points..

and the complete double thumbs down....what is going on with this world..

Not sumthin id wanna try to tackle down at Arnold's while trying to make time with Donna Wildcard..

But put the Fonz at a four seater booth alone with plenty of elbow room and stack of Napkins..and 

this sandwich is a goner..

Good god al mighty somewhere during Pandemic the eye-wear company big whigs must fell into a lake and drowned only to revived into a world of re-issued safety glasses morphed with the lenses of sunshine iridium..This rotten old fuck loves the 80s..but he was never scene in the back stage with leopard print pants, a can of Aqua net and mesh tank T....the only thing that would get you kicked in the back of the head quicker would be to show up at  party at my apartment with these on and a 4 pack White claw..........

be cool fools..