- If you own anything cycling related that once was was white, but now is yellow. Throw that shit away.its gross
- Using the same kit more than two season. cycling clothing is soo inexpensive now there should be no excuse why your doing that yuck.
- Keep your shoes clean, nothing looks worse than 400 dollar dirty shoes
- Unless your The Black Ace wearing any cycling eye wear that hasn't been produced in the last decade just fuckin stop, Its not saving your style starving aging ass
- And if you do get the sunny upgrade make sure they fit your fat head
- Unless your at the Beach put a shirt on no one wants to see your worn out old man body
- Skins-suits on fat guys..see above
- Socks that once were mid calf length, now hardly cover your ankles, for christ sake stop cooking them in the dryer
- Masters racers crying about other masters racers taking sketchy lines, and belly aching over going to work in the morning. Hell half the field is retired or dame near close enough.
- They make chain lube for a reason, and its actually quite inexpensive.
- Rim brake CX racers. You shouldn't get the out just because your income level doesn't allow a new cx rig
- Gravel racing when your not really racing, can we just drop the term race and call em Fondos for christ sake
- If you own pimped out CX bikes but never pit, you should give one to a rim brake CXer. if it is a disc bike or to either sell to cover the funds of a new whip.
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