Wednesday, September 08, 2021

Hey Henry




Hey Henry!



What?

Its Alma GP week.



So..

Its the Holy week of cross for the scene, the opening gun, the first to the tape the smooth line into the sand trap. Smiling faces, and...



Yep

Hey Henry



What?

You dont sound soo excited.



Yea um ok..

Hey Henry



What 

Can you explain?



Sure, Its cross season, and all the locals are probably scrambling for either a can Tubular Cement, or a bottle Stans sealant in preparation of this big huge cross series that is about to explode in the mighty mitten state. Tire selections are getting finalized, gearing is being picked out and handlebars by golly are hopefully getting a fresh wrapping of the most supple but tacky and stylish tape one can afford on there CX budget. Rivals are getting stalked on the various social media platforms, in the quest to get that first nip on the chin...  Lets not forget the Slimsuit, yes sir its that time when all but chubbiest of the elite get lubed up and slipped into there stylishly speedy wear.

Hey Henry



what

Rim brake category

Ha ha ha..I can not fault the Alma GP Cx machine for wanting to make a few extra bucks in this and day, why should they lose all there dollars to every gravel race that pops up from Ann Arbor to Arcadia, seems like a good shtick..

Hey Henry

what?


Men Category Pro/1/2/3 

Scotty Albaugh Clarkston MI

Jeremy Bloyd-Peshkin Chicago IL

Jeramy Duffield Greenville MI

Bronson Patychuk Toronto ON




Hey Henry

What?

Why so cynical ?

Uh  i didnt think i was, just not getting the solid autumn cx vibe with that pre reg list.

But there is sense of snarky sarcasm in your tone.

Uh, its the The Michiganscene and its where snarky sarcasm is bred 

Oh!

Hey Henry!


Hey Henry..

Lord of the Springs, Uncle Johns Dirty doughnut ride..


IF ID BE JB HANCOCK, ID BE ANGRY AS A MUTHERFUCKER! THE GUY SPENDS 369 DAYS OF THE YEAR PROMOTER HIS SHIT..AND THEN HAS TO BATTLE WITH SOME LUNK HEAD PROMOTER ON THE SAME DAY! I GET THE DIRTY RIDE, BUT FUCK COME ON MAN! 

Hey Henry!



What?

Got anything else you would like to add tonight? 

no..not tonight maybe next week.

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