Friday, December 31, 2021



  1. 2006 Someone comes up with a silly Idea to start an anonymous blog documenting the Michigan cycling scene, the grammar is soo bad the authors cant even reread there own posts The road scene is gaining steam, and SIMONSTER wins ICEMAN
  2. 2007, videos, and poorly separated births clog up most of the year, T makes his first appearance, and the entire race scene is healthier than its ever been, SIMONSTER almost gets his second ICEMAN win 
  3. 2008, The Post Cyclocross tires to and fro garners the biggest hits and race reports fill up most posts, Mike Wissink is ranked 43 in the country for the cyclotrons UCI standings, SIMONSTER and Mike Anderson are pretty much the dudes on the dirt side, and The Bissell crew is slowly getting assembled
  4. 2009, Tailwinds is still the go to series, but Uncle Bobbie is getting tired, The WIZ wins his last State CX title, Ts is in full effect, Alan Antonuk is rapidly becoming the guy to watch on the road side. Bashers corner appears, Bill Gilboe wins a National crit title in Masters men
  5. 2010, Charles Bronson Kills Hipsters Glenn, and Henry toss out cross predictions,  Marne (whats her name) arrives on cross scene, and Chicken Parm is on point, the Lil Pony takes a swing at Saari
  6. 2011, Das German is in the house, The Bunny is starting his hop, gravel isnt even a thing yet. The Death crit makes its first appearance, Record heats the state and The Milford crit becomes one of the most attended crits of the summer with the 1/2 field post nearly 60 riders, most from the Michigan alone, 32 finish  Burke wins the State TT Championship and adds another jersey to the closet 
  7. 2012 TMS now in its sixth year and the grammar hast improved.Friday 15 starts, Barry Roubaix is in its inaugural year. The Ithaca GP is in the House, the German wins the Cherry Roubaix road race soloing off the front beating some kid called Alexey, and a pile of other Michigan strong men. 
  8. 2013, Lemmy takes a job, T is scene less, team Bissell pretty much owns the road-scene, The last real Cone Azalia goes off, and Shreks kid is just a puppy
  9. 2014. Someone forgot to turn the power on January first, the scene is silent until July. Monster Magnets releases the Mndless one LP, Lemmie pretty much has taken over for T and in october the Big 200 drops, detailing the top 200 most bad ass things
  10. 2015, Fred Savage turns 39 the Phart bike phenom starts, DC wins a a national title on one and people pile on Lako for unknown reasons, Kroske buys a drone and The Bunny wins a state CX title 
  11. 2016..Kolo TC is still better than TMS Johnny Utah is here, Acker is coming, and Burke wins his first CX title
  12. 2017, 3 T do it all bike is the rig to have, Base Media is built from a bunch of fast wild eyed Cat 3s Zwifting seems to be a odd thing Phart Bikes are unaware of the effect is gonna have on them, suddenly Barry Roubaix is a big deal. and Scotty A is winning alot of shit everywhere, and Trump is the prime contender for worst human since Hitler 
  13. 2018 4.5 million USD builds the Lexus Velodrome..Base media picks Alex Tenselhof, and Barry Roubaix is the real deal
  14. 2019  Rumors of some weird virus circulate, the gravel scene is pretty much the only scene, Bloomer CX promoters low the snow off the course Burke wins another State title, and the scene loses another great person 
  15. 2020, the scene is gripped in a pandemic, Zwift racing is pretty much the thing, and the derby rides keep the local CVS hopping selling second skin
  16. 2021, The world tries to right itself, racing tries to make itself right again, USA cycling is nearly non existent in the scene, and tempers continue to flair every other Wednesday

sixteen years of  TMS

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

History as we know it...or just learned..!!

Anonymous said...

What about JTP coming on the scene?