Why do they do that…

1. Ride with there seats so low?

2. Use flat pedals?

3. Have drop bars, but mount there brifters soo high that they can never reach them from the drops?

4. Refer to there shifters, as brifters?

5. Ride often two or three, and even four abreast? 

6. Lock there brakes when slowing 

7. Scream out slowing while skidding or when a turn comes up.

8. But never call out potholes, bottles, or other potentially crash causing hazards 

9. Have enough energy to smile while in complete suffocation mode.

10. When they get bogged down in deep sand quickly step off to side of the trail and……

11. Right fuckin in front of a pack of 4 or 5 riders still pedaling..

12. Wear jerseys, shorts and or helmets that have not been made in the last 8 years 

13. Have no concept on how a proper pace line functions for the success of the entire group 

14. Nearly kill each other for 186 place 

15. When you call out on your left to pass…they abruptly move to there left and lock there brakes up….

It’s a gravel thing…I don’t understand…