1. Jack Russell terriers, never met one that wasn’t yappy nippy asshole 

2.Ankle Sox while riding…looks awful just commit to yes or no…

3. Goatees, mid life crisis..or 90s through back..take your pick 

4. Aero Helmets, on 85 degree days…enjoy that shitty feeling and sweat pouring into your eyes

5. Full finger gloves …see above 

6. Twitter …it’s dead.

7. Tolerating a half wheeler  stand up for yourself for god sake!

8. Women who never take there sunglasses off in a retail environment…trouble from the start 

9. Men who never take there sunglasses off in a retail environment…shady or incredibly high..

10. Getting married twice, dumber than a second coat of paint 

11. Drop bars on any old rim brake mountain bike, look cool..ride like poop

12. Any pair of men shorts with more than 3 pockets, and a length that nearly touch your knee caps, annoying, and why would you need more than three pockets?

13. Michigan cyclocross schedule, I love CX …..but ouch that schedule is weaker than my threshold wattage.

14. Long beards, don’t tell me it’s not uncomfortable, and not gross..yuck..

15. Eddy Merckx style time trials..awe come on promoters, stick to the original concept..fuck..most dudes on aero bikes, and deep ass carbon wheels are faster than half the poorly fitted folks on jacked up TT rigs

16. Dropper seat posts for most lower peninsula trails…kinda dumb

17. This blog…I swear every day is the last day…..Mthrfckr