Some folks are….

1. Are already wearing winter bootys 

2. Are already Zwiftn

3. Have not stopped Zwiftn 

4. Are doing dude rides

5. Are racing every weekend 

6. Are traveling to hard shit

7. Are riding great 

8. Are falling down 

9. Are no shows

10. Are bellyaching about course layouts

11. Are getting lapped

12. Are moto-pacing…

13. But not racing…

14. Isn’t that veeered? 

15. Are riding with there bros..

16. Are riding alone

17. Are still wearing stinky helmets and smelly worn out socks

18. Can’t jump

19. Are doing hot laps

20. Are doing big gaps

21. Haven’t changed there bar tape since last November 

22. Haven’t hugged there spouse since….see above..

23. Are getting ready for ICEMAN 

23. Have never done ICEMAN 

24. Isn’t that veeereder 

25. Love TMS

26. Hate TMS

27. Heck I’m TMS and I can’t decide…