Let’s face it people, Strava is in all actuality a social media account..ok so it’s not chicks, food, new products and kids getting hurt..

But it is a place where you can show off a little bit, and I come quite sure I spreaded my poopy opinion once before on this matter..but what the hell right it’s mid summer and other than the occasional Dirty Derby or race car track worlds, there isn’t much else going on..

For godsake if your going to make your Strava account public or even have friends following, and you ride on a regular basis.. We want to be entertained, give a lot wow once in awhile, a little motivation, some to look at.

Cool ride titles, maybe riddles, but please keep the automated ones to once a week, because those are kinda of turdy..

Pictures, yes something cool, if you’re such hurry to get that workout in, go to bed early and get up earlier. Don’t cry the..I don’t have a phone to take picture, takes a lousy two seconds to document your radical life.

And last but not least, try n shake up those boring ass routes, not only is good for the brain, it’s also a safe way from getting yourself creamed, oh no you say Jeff what does that mean? Well you see Strava Jedi, if you’re constantly riding the same loops week after week and on a regular daily basis, it’s very possible you’re not fully aware of your surroundings, you just might be pedaling through the motions. Blissfully unaware and caught up completely in your own mind…and then BAM..outta nowhere you veer off the beaten path and into a ditch or at worst the fender of the same shmuck you pass every morning on your Tuesday morning ride.

Besides saving your life, your friends will be entertained with your route creativity..

But if you want to continue on your poopy ways..please set your Strava to private and do your faithful friends a favor..please block everyone who tries to follow your journey.