1. Any nosebleed seats or seats that you have to watch the big screen at a concert or sporting event.

2. Any empty calorie soda drink…drink diet it taste the same you slob.

3. Cardio drumming….eye roll 

4. That silly thing you do with bungee cords for a workout.

5. Designer clothing…just dumb, no one is looking at you..get over yourself..

6. Golden goose shoes, stop by my house I’ll give three pairs of truly worn out shoes for 7 bucks u moron

7. Expensive Bourbon, or Vodka…by the cheap stuff because it all tastes like poop.

8. Door dash, go pick it up you lazy fuck.

9. Purchasing a big ass truck but never fully using as it was intended 

10. 90% percent of cyclists that own a power meter….when was the last time you truly did a proper power test you robot.

11. Any 7 plus dollar protein shake 

12. Extended vehicle warranty 

13. A USAC LICENSE…

14.  The first run of anything…

15. Purchasing Crocs….

16. Micro blading 

17. Eye lash extensions 

18. Labubu

19. Funko pops

20. Sports jerseys and memorabilia 

21. Apple Music

23. The newest version of any smart phone 

24. New release athelic footwear 

25. Exotic hunting trips 

Things dumb people buy..