1, What wave are you in?

2. I’m just riding for the first time 

3. I’ve been done racing since September 

4. Next year I’m gonna race pro

5. I didn’t do bad 

6. I got 15th in my age group 

7. Got up by a wreck

8. That sand sucked

9. I forgot my shoes

10. I bought a bunch of shit at the expo 

11. Dude I’m soo hung over 

12. You want another beer

13. God I’m fat

14. Where is Rob!

15. Podium time

16. It’s showtime 

17. I brought my new girlfriend with me and did lousy

18. My wife is pissed off because I came up

19. I bought a jersey 

20. Which bar you going to..

21. Fckn Hell yeah..

22. Dude it’s gonna be fast 

24. I blew up 

25. Got caught up in the single track

26. I suck

27. My battery died in my derailleur 

28. It’s my 15th time

29. You doing Barry

30. I haven’t ridden my bike in weeks 

Have a nice iceman