1. Anyone on a Phart Bike…except DC

 2. People that buy scratch off tickets at Gas stations.

 3. Ryan Mathews 

4. Those responsible for clearing all the fuckin snow off the course at the last CX race at Bloomer park 

5. Amy (the spirit of gravel chick)

6. Anyone that talks with food in there mouth.

7.Jer Walker

8. Lance Armstrong 

9. Half Wheelers

10. John Meyers

11. Every MAGA supporter 

12. Everyone responsible for this shitty blog

13. Zwift dopers..

14. Strava dopers…too

15..And fuck you too Strava turd 

You all need to be pushed off your bike at least once in your life…