100. That Dearborn muckle head is still trying to get full Trump grip Monty for those clapped out fake Lance Armstrong bikes

99. Uncle John’s dirty ride promoters were going full on this year with two days of racing 

98. As predicted very few wanted to spend to days swatting bees in a apple orchard 

97. Pony skipped the entire cross season 

96. Mother Nature decided it was a good time unleash Satan like heat on all the lumber jacks 100 riders

95. DNFS were many

94. West side Cosdi dudes stepped up and put on a great show with the Grand river shoot out

93. Tim Bober arrived….sorta

92. AAVC spring fling happened 

91.Dave Massey was spotted lurking around Vets park CX in a dragon costume 

90. Speaking of Dragons…west sides version of DTE is hotly becoming the go to trail.

89. Zwift introduces some really cool gotta have virtual bikes, pity you have to basically live on a smart trainer to obtain them 

88. Hayden Pucker puts out more watts at threshold per hour than the entire Onassis now team 

87. Elon Musk is hated on harder than this blog

86. Kroske wasn’t scene much

85. Dan and Dad Yankis team up for Lumberjack 100

84 Igor Wornaceck and his daughter do the same and win the Tandem 62 mile at Barry 

83. Not much of a Road schedule 

82. The entire Miscene gravel series is mere background noise to Barry

81. All time Miscene gravel hater Jer Walker could not resist and gave into a Miscene gravel race

80. Corey Stange secretly loves to stink

79.  Shimano releases its new XTR group set. 

78. The Morning Crank fellas were nearly silent all year 

77. The Black Ace finished second at Unbounded gravel

76. Weeks later falls and break a hip.

75. Dam getting old is dangerously costly 

74. Burke pretty much skipped the entire CX scene he used to own

73. B-Rad signed up for a bunch of events, skipped half

72. Gabe was completely missing in action all season 

71. People still half wheel and are completely oblivious of what it means 

70. Diego Flores raced his ass off all summer..

69. Betcha five bucks he never washed that Aero helmet once..

68. Hulk Hogan dies, few care

67.Kate Perry goes to space see above

66. Dankert gets his Cosdi contract for life for being the undisputed king of Gratten.

65. The Cycling industry is a complete dumpster fire for local bike shops

64. Muscle Milk replaces cool awards at most CX events all season

63. black tyres?  They're dirty and slow’

62.Irish Hills gravel thing 

61.2025 was a tough year on Rockers

60.Gravel Worlds...did anyone even care in Amerika?

59. Bober got a belt

58. Charlie Kirk got dead

57. Big Ray won another state title

56. The Grayling Giant makes that Margi thing look like child's play

55. The State Time Trial once again was in Igors back yard

54. Sorry, we don't remember who won it.

53. Mike Karwontsome wins a gravel national title

52. Later in the year he DNFs The Lowell 50

51. Its 2025 and people are still debating the rim brake vs the Disc brake

50. The Crunch wrap failed to impress T

49. Short Cranks and narrow bars are all the rage by mid summer

48. reminds me that sone Short dick man by  20 Fingers featuring rapper Gillette

47. People will throw Slayers to almost anything. 

46. I gained to total respect for chix hitting me up for money without ever asking me to join there only fans page.

45. Red Arrow cycling club, yea i think they folded up shop in 2025

44. At one point during the past year, I am certain someone was shot at point blank in the face because they started there day listing to Foreigner

43. Rumors circulated that people would purposely sabotage there bikes so Big Ray would slow down and work on there shit

42. The Derby ride, its the same thing as a High school mixer

41.the whole year felt like being awake during surgery

40. Every body knows somebody who has said..I gotta buddy whos turning pro

39. Special K Collins returned, looked good

38. Parker Holben wads it up, said he doesnt remember anything past 2023

37. People are urged to slow down on local Traverse City trail networks do to Strava doping

36. Kinetic j came south a few times came up 50/50

35 SJD begins her come back

34. Dan Korienke despite being retired looked tired

33. SIMONSTER Dude looked happier than ever, love will do that to a guy!,

32. His gal can ride a bike too!!

31. Rock Road was in dyer need of a kit refresh

30. Leo Rhin, for a thick dude, guys got wheels

29. Bobby Monroe, the most unseemly looking fast guy 

28. AAVC offered a short track series, not sure if it ever happened

27. TMSs grammar improved slightly, Thank you AI

26. Franken Bikes become a popular thing for up coming gravel racers

25. OH boy we never saw that coming

24. Multi Michigan State CX champion Kelly Patterson is still out there killing on the Xterra scene'

23. Holy Cow i didnt know Xterra was still i a thing, I thought that stopped when Nissan pulled the plug on that SUV thing

22. Strava removed 4.45 million activities from its platform in a bid to improve the integrity of its leaderboards.

21. State Road Championship was moved to Frankenmuth Michigan on August 9th

20. The results were never turned into USAC promoters fear of amateur doping was present 

19.  EVO holds a race at Waterford on Memorial Day weekend

18. Surprisingly approximately 97 riders were tricked into thinking it wasn't just another Waterford race

17. Ride with Cosdi was a popular weekend group ride for the folks in GR area 

16. Pro logo introduces a seat that is nearly 1200$

15. Eclipse on Tap briefly held the best kit design

14. until Base Media or Turbo called in a favor from Donald J

13.  Yaun Dankus wins Waterloo Gwit n Gwavel

12. Erik’s arrived in Michigan 

11. multiple bike shops close there doors in 2025

10. Scotty A gets a Waterford win, maybe two but whos counting right? 

9. That same Muckle Head from Dearborn tried to get 1200$ more than it cost new for some Specialized 2016 Crux

8. Papa T continued to ride like a guy half his age

7. After riding like a pure bad all autumn ass TMS has Tim Saari picked for a win at nationals 

6. Sadly the  Miscene cross scene barely produces a pulse 

5. Canadians rule over ICEMAN 

4. Emily Erlich wins a national TT title 

3. Lost count on how many wins Sam has at his run for the state CX championship title 

2. David Brower two times Barry.

1.  Backs it up with another kick ass ride at Lumberjack 100 lapping other gasping riders