Friday, February 06, 2026

 





1. All segments removed off multi use trails

2. Any KOM achieved by a rider of a higher classification of cat 3 or sport category will be removed 

3. KOMs achieved during any organized ride or sanctioned event are null n void 

4. KOMs obtained on days with a wind speed of more than 9 mph will not be recorded 

5. Absolutely no KOMs will be recorded on downhills with a grade more than 6 percent 

6. Any person that obtains a KOM in a state or country they are not living in will be excluded 

7. Strava will be targeting some of the most popular segments with satellite cameras, see number 12

8. Trans gender athletes will have there own category 

9. All Strava athletes when renewing there subscription will now require a signed statement from there doctor on there height and weight, to be able receive any KOMs 

10. Local legend status has been eliminated 

11. Because that was just dumb anyway 

12. Certain KOM segments obtained on a time trial bike will not recorded …see number 7 

13. Strava will no longer offer a free subscription 

14. If caught in any way shape or form Strava doping, your Icon will automatically change to the Poop emoj for the remainder of the year 

15..Strava …the new ICE.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Regarding #15. Bikes are to include an automatic teargas dispenser if any detected violation occurs during a ride.

the MICHIGANSCENE said...

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