1. Phart bikes..yeah, under the “right conditions “

 2. Race Car track weekly races. It is what is…I guess it’s better than Zwift..

 3. Actually Zwift is probably more appealing 

 4. Posing for Rob..het what the hell if you can’t podium u can pose right

 5. Aero bars on gravel. It was once weird, now it’s normal…like butt sex

 6. Frankenstein bikes, no cool 90s mountain bike should be put out to pasture with a stem riser and big Serfas seat.

 7. Hydration packs on road rides, why not fuck better than humping a bunch of bottles Igor like

 8. Having a separate mountain bike kit. Even TMS hates getting the stink eye from the locals.

 9. Dropper post on mountain bikes absolutely..gravel bikes..nah 

 10. Aero helmets in the summer, sure they have come a long way since that Diego was sporting 

 11. Dan Yankum, despite occasionally wanting to push him off his bike Dan is a good dude 

12. Same with Corey Stangk, probably the fastest guy in Miscene to never race out of his area code

13. Waterloo Grit n Gravel..if people are willing to why not 

14. Oakleys…only because we can’t afford them

15. This blog…yeah it’s actually pretty fun..

Things we throw turds at but really like….