1. Waterford…..straight up missionary with the lights out.

2. Island lake.. missionary ending with a quick finish from the back side

3. DTE…backside the whole time.

4.ICEMAN…multiple positions, despite premature ejaculating 

5.Stoney Creek…standing up,…in a public restroom 

6.State Crit course….see number one

7. Gratten Race track…multiple positions, before a happy ending on a random body part

8. The Poto trail….getting choked by your partner 

9. Crank Cross…rough foreplay

10. Cyclocross in general…rough foreplay and then being denied an orgasm 

11. Lowell 50…long foreplay….then having to get up and pee

12. Tail of the Dragon, reverse cowgirl 

13. Coast to Coast gravel thing…wanting to never do it again because you contacted STDs

14. Willow TT…uno down in Monroe county….jerking off with non primary hand.

15. Triathlons.  Group sex.

16. Mad track arena…oral sex but confined to only one body part 

17. Invitational Cyclocross thing…nipple clips, and a mouth gag

18. Lord of the Springs…Group Sex….but only with your neighbors 

19. Melting Man….one night stand 

20. Margi Get sick….having more than 15 partners in a night….im being conservative…

21. Tree Farm relay….cos-play ending it with a partner that has a sexually transmitted disease 

22. Cone Azalia…bringing that date home from the club and realizing she took your wallet, cat..car

23. Watermoo…hooking up with that old person you thought was hot…but really isn’t anymore 

24.  Waterloo grit n gravel paying for dinner and a show and getting a kiss on the cheek 

25. Finishing this Friday 15….an over the pants hand job 

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