1. Bacon two weeks 

2. Eggs 2/5 weeks

3. Talking about a bike race 6 months

4. Talking about a bike race …in depth 1.5 weeks 

5. Bananas 2/6 days..tad longer in refrigerator 

6. Raccoon, 2/3 years 

7. Bar tape 6/9 months darker colors up to 10 months

8. SPD cleats I don’t know I’m still using the same ones from the Obama period 

9. Old High school stories hasn’t been documented 

10. A divorce or breakup, 6 months

11. Lip injections, 6/9 months 

12. An open box of Lucky Charms 6/8 months..sealed properly of course 

13. Bicycles helmet 3/5 years 

14. Smarties candy, 4 minutes 

15. Cycling socks two seasons, this varies on drying time

everything has an expiration date...