1. An empty toilet paper roll
2. Reaching for the last slice of pizza and realizing its gone.
3. Waking up ICEMAN morning to torrential down pair and 37 degrees
4. Getting ready for a ride and finding a flat
5.Going to the local bakery at 9 am and realizing the only doughnuts left are all brown
6. Trusting a convicted half wheeler
7. Having the lettuce diarrhea on vacation.
8. Trusting a fart
9. Waking up 15 minutes before your alarm.
10. Toaster Strudels
11. Discovering that Santa Claus is fake
12. Sram Components
13. A partial boner
14. Police lights in your rear view mirrors
15. Stomaching another Friday 15
Life’s little let downs
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