Friday, July 31, 2026




1. An empty toilet paper roll

2. Reaching for the last slice of pizza and realizing its gone.

3. Waking up ICEMAN morning to torrential down pair and 37 degrees

4. Getting ready for a ride and finding a flat

5.Going to the local bakery at 9 am and realizing the only doughnuts left are all brown

6. Trusting a convicted half wheeler

7. Having the lettuce diarrhea on vacation.

8. Trusting a fart

9. Waking up 15 minutes before your alarm.

10. Toaster Strudels 

11. Discovering that Santa Claus is fake

12. Sram Components 

13.  A partial boner

14. Police lights in your rear view mirrors 

15. Stomaching another Friday 15




Life’s little let downs 


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