1. Waiting at railroad crossing, 4 days, 19 hrs and 27 minutes 

2. Standing in line behind someone at the local Gas station while they decide what scratch off tickets will change their life. 1 day 16 hours 12 minutes 

3. Being asked to pull over into spot number 2 or 3 while your number 2 meal is being prepared. 23 hours 8 minutes 

4. Cedar Point or any amusement park ride. 12 days, 14 hours, 12 minutes 

5. Traffic Jams/ traffic lights  59 days, 6 hours 22 minutes 

6. Porta John’s , 4 hours 10 minutes, obviously slightly longer if you have done ever edition of Barry Roubiax 

7. Listening to someone poorly explain the last movie they watched, 6 hours 6 minutes 

8. The average self checkout line, 23 hours 12 minutes 

9. Waiting for your food at some of overpriced hamburger restaurants, 3 hours 21 minutes

10. Letting your pizza rolls cool off  35 days, 14 hours 54 minutes 

11. All your social media accounts, 9 days, 21 hours 37 minutes

12. Standing in line at Starbucks or coffee shop,  2 days 12 hours, 16 minutes 

13. Doing service work for free ( bike shop employees only) 9 days, 21 hours, 18 minutes 

14. Any conversation with ignorant assholes, 19 days, 23 hours 52 minutes 

15. Reading any Friday 15 on this blog 6 minutes.

The time spent wasted in your that you will be reminded when you cross over the rainbow bridge