Twelve weeks, Twelve Tuesdays, Twelve riders...Triple T Tuesdays..

coming in Two days to TMS

CROSS NAZI

1.Aero helmets....aww come on.. cav dont do cross, this aint no road race.. besides aint that shit hot?
2.any warming greasy shit.. above sixty three degrees..quit posing.. warm up properly..
3.Roadbikes with knobbies..commit and buy another bike.
4.water bottles..you can go 50 minutes without drinking..... trust me..
5.remove any blinky light  Burke can see you clear enough when he laps your butt..see # 11
6.popping a gel @ 28 minutes..that stuff isnt gonna help beat the Das German
7.Skinsuit on thick dogs..thats a fashion thing... dont do it..
8.wheels only in the pit..see #3..
9.SS in the geared class you dont get that out.. race single speed asshole..
10.29ers.......  only if your SIMONSTER
11.seat bags wtf are you gonna fix?.............. leave that shit at the car
12 any computer device on your bars. tracking data wont help when the Pony and Bunny ride away
13.knee warmers without arms covered see #7..
14.misplaced call ups. do yourself a favor ..get out of the Black Aces way, while you can still breathe
15.Baggy shorts suck it up... no ones lookin at you anyways...

Stay with me on this i know its tryin and such...and soo played out.. cheaply and hap hazardly composed so well that even the friends that really aren't T's friends will boil up a ..but what the heck..its all just for fun right?  If the courses aint fun who's gonna come..and no matter how there laid its always hard..

Kisscross:  none of the courses would make the local UCI grouch happy but who gives a crap..when guys like the Bunny, Bigmac, Brad White and Burke show up a cross race in parking lot would hard right? soo fuck it..support Rick and his gig..he's a good dude..change is good

Crossin Up North..venues around high schools. and in parks..that are decently composed and laid out under Northern skies..bonus points cuz its always covered by Kolo-Tc and thats even better..A-Game, Chad Wells and a Ménage à Trois of Enstien fast dudes are the main comp..and if he is still rollin Heavy maybe even the Bunny will hop on up there..

tailwind..the bench mark for most crossers that stay local...safe n secure..run with a long time commitment to a playlist to 90's favorites..

Ithaca: you know and  I know..its done and gone..but i suppose T owes a fun lovin tms hater like JB even a little love..as CX magazine herald it as miscene toughest course..lotsa grass..tire rollin  off camber corners , some gravel and enough elevation change the challenge even the best power to weight ratio rider ...most will attest that it just might be true..past winners: include Brad White, Queene Anne etc...

Waterford: once home to the now forgotten Mike Rabe UCI race..multiple snowy state championships etc..the old stand by... reliable easy to set up easy to view and almost darn near perfect pavement, hills grass..etc maybe even the orange crush will show..past winner include: Jeremy Powers, The Wiz, Parmachicken, Kelly P, BigMAC..Goocher-2 etc

Lower Huron: once left off the schedule but always a favorite for its mix of cross like terrain..semi legendary among a few was the  steep suffocating  run up often un used due to flooding..a great all around course..in a time of supreme fall splendor..past winners include: Paul Martin, The Wiz the Lil Pony, Kelli Emmett, Queene Anne

Mad Anthony: the cross version of a  Murder City weekend.. what the course lacks in UCI standards makes up for in just darn all around coolness of  beautiful decayed dilapidated Detroit..  past winners include: Burke, the Wiz etc..

Vets Park: in Tms opinion its questionable that this maybe the toughest course in the Tailwind series..your either up or down...no sand but lots of leaves and hiddin ruts. and with construction going on may prove to be even more of knee breaker..past winners include: Parmachicken, the Wiz..Sven..Roger Bowser, Dc, Jmak Marne S..

Lake Orion High School: ample parking run backwards or forwards its a good venue..tricky volley ball court will keep even the Lil pony on his toes...past winners..Sven, Dc. Marne , and Tom Barrett

Addision Oaks: last years and 2013 state championship course..was rumored to be dam perfect...unless you ask burke and well that last corner could a been a tad more to his liking..grassy and smooth... past winners include: kelly P Sven, Steve Broglio


Peace T

There out there...cant have a game without them...a little skill, power, technique..luck.. and maybe the shortened season along with some help from friends they could prove this rotten old bastard wrong.... composed like a true asshole...T randomly grabs a few and states his lousy worthless overplayed opinions
 
Bigmac  steps upgood ..just like ICE-T says..good choice
Burke  another team ... another season........... this year.....has to be this year
Das German  out of the blocks and rollin dirty
the Bunny the odds weigh heavy...
Mark W thats tough..
Seamen soo much energy..outta know
Cross Bastard will be fine if he updates the T motivation more
Queen Anne i love the old bird..but i dont think so all season..no love lost anyway
the Lil Pony the great pretender..
Kelly P..watch out
Lako lotsa MTbin .....could be a trying fall
Monte-Sano-prod maybe if he can get passed his teammates or the unknown
unknown there out there and you know it..
Chuncky dropped weight can he keep it off when chili season rolls around and the shit hits the fan
JTP u no what they say
Underwood he might surprise you
John Gault who the fuck is that guy and why do we need to know
Parmachicken man he needs this season bad..real bad...
The Wiz still cant figure that guy out
Dc like balboa says....he aint soo bad......
the Lion mm could be interesting
the Black Ace is he back?  or just around for his amusement
Simonster yea that dude...
Clark sometimes being the nice funny guy is better than being the blazing fast jerk.he's cool
Seidl..the spoiler
Goocher 1 B field? maybe masters is better suited for him
Goocher 2 the kid grew 2 feet since December...
Chad Wells maybe with Stange MIA...he needs to come south more cuz visors are cool
BigRing favorite for all seasons
Jmack not racin since ruby oohh questionable..we'll see no matter still lotta love
Patrick Russell  the grey wolverine..doublin up..ok
Auger once a weighty issue could prove to be a bigger barrier than normal
Stack not gonna make it..no way
Katulac will style be enough?
AGame..you can come out of entombment now....
Lil-Simon like a talking head...same as he ever was..
Belanger ditto
Fedewa??
Goerlich ditto
Hoffener this kid is good..but...even highly motivated  4 months is longer than you thin..
Bowser.is back..

Runnin shit from beyond like Teflon Don and Charlie Manson and i aint killin anyone..you know Im not bored, haven't lost sleep over scene happenings...don't feel like i need a single acetaminophen tablet ... dont give two shits about who's who and whats on your bucket list..and how your form is ...most of all zero fucks are generally given to  the ordinary system of development  ...bottom line  i aint hatin so it aint worth nothin gettin your sphincter  puckered up like you've been sleepin worth Ward Cleaver...unless its bleached and then well your probably gettin paid for that shit..speakin of payin..Your cross grip has to go someone somewhere if you wanna pin that shit on there....and gawd dam we all got whole lotta choices ...week  in week out for the next three months..so there aint a-lick o sense in saving those updates let shit roll....spread it like jelly..cuz they love that..

KissCross: same as it every was flag a course bring beer keep costs to a minimum and people will show and be happy..Rick doesn't want or need to be anything more than what he is and Kisscross is a testimonial of grass roots racing  fits nicely for sharpeners in between the big ones, and allows the weekenders to run around and feel like Sven Nys....

MidState..nice to see something outta the metro area and not too far west thats gonna interfere with Sundays late games..unlike Kisscross events like Ithaca, Big bad Wolf and the CX  fest give more of the tradional crossers keepin track of points somethin to brag about.  no hatin in my book

The Northern Quadrant of Sector fourteen:  you know that area where most from down state only go to eat cherries, stumble around dunes and cast the afterglow the first of November..A series thats mostly contested by the hotshoes in the north country..too bad...looks like "Fun" Kolo-Tc covers that shit the second that tape comes down and thats cool..do yourself a favor and get out of your norm and drive up there and give those fast ass Einstein fellas a run for there beer money...

Tailwind: seems like an ok place even without uncle Bobby..lotsa racing normal courses "real" USA cycling classes and guidelines...a safe reasonable series..without flaws who could ask for more right? well..i guess my only thought and maybe i don't know shit from shinola..but what was up with running all the classes together at Ithaca? no disrespect i understand call ups and such, but guys on the front row only to get shelled by the mere means of position...and elite ladies starting in the front of a large B field..i dont understand..and I am not completely getting the 1 hr masters race..wanna race for an hour race elite..bigger class more excitement, Brad, Sven, the Bunny and the lil Pony lap ya..simple three...train smarter.. eat less and sleep more..over all good solid series finally combined with the efforts of other promoters..hopefully when nationals move a little closer the series will run farther into season for podium hopeful's

Opinions: like an asshole..
this ones  T's

A man doesn’t need much in life

Driftin

Just what the hell does all that mean?..feel free to create any scenario you like and plug in your favorite puppets and pop out your numbers...I tell myself..Aint my circus and lord knows Ive tried but i cant even get my monkeys to bite...but what hell I sure as hell dont got no better things go in on..Up at night Sittin here on my funeral couch watchin back to back reruns of Pacific Blue aint fillin the cavity and bringing lift off....It  just isnt the same watchin beach soft core without the site of Yasmine, Donna, Carmen and Pam Lee so i may as well find some good from all this sleep walkn....
So this week in the void of those  double episodes the Michigan cross 2013 preview may be poorly composed to fill the seconds in between...

I love ya all...
PEACE!

Ithaca why...

1.its cross season
2.its fun
3.its JB's race and he is not fond of TMS  so support him
4.its  a cool venue
5.its hyped quite nicely
6.its tailwind..and everyone loves tailwind
7.its the first running of new cross cats for miscene
8.its the cool jersey that brad white is favored to get.
9.its the lion of leroy's cross debute
10.its queen annes 13th cross season
11.its a race that may bridge the west, north, east gap
12.its the lako/osgood grudge match opener
13.its a kolo-tc covered event
14.its das-germans final cross season is miscene
15.its a beautiful weekend for the site of suffocation and the small embrocation rub and you probably dont have anything else constructive to do..

haters are gonna hate

And they said it wouldn't happen, couldn't be done... not gonna makes it, out, thrown in the towel and tossed just flat faced honestly under the bus...as much as i hate to come clean  i didnt think it would happen either...but it did and now its done and in blink of an eye the crisp fresh air of sweet September reminds us its time..so with all that being said....ill cut ya little slack and free up a little of  your updating and glow time and go away brief in fifty
the bunny treats the wiz
paul martin is mia for the first time in years
erie st gets shunned by sceners
aldo gets sweet revenge and pays heavy grip
sjd is for real
damyankus nuff said
Joe-L retired too bad
over heard i miss the old venue..which one?
the black ace comes out of hiding and rides deep two days
wolverines are thin all weekend
jmak n the lil pony were rumored to be scene lurking around monday afternoon
canadians weigh heavy in the murder city
Jet fuel gasses everyone erie street
paolo does anyone really like him
alan z saves lathrup face
kroske makes lunch money
roadking calls it season..kinda
someone smelled really really good in the pro 1/2 race monday
bunny nuf said
who was that leggy blond broad?
dave mullins completes his 2013 comeback tour with a flyer
danny k looked good
cool trophys
Dq's Nice..
who was that RBS dude with legs for arms
overheard that sweet bike dude stayed home gave em all break
cross wraps it up and heads west
bissell calls it a season
anyone remember Darko Ficko..yea..he was at erie st..
what happened to the Agame?
Octto-cervelo short dudes.... badass bikes
antoon is still alive?
cross talk
the old essex guys  was feedin the roadcrew..
whos the big Cadieux road block in the 1/2 race?
geoff  kuyper rides well
sven is gettin ready
carl flink whatta cool name
grimm nuff said
womens pro 1/2 thin like flynn
pendelbury rides in solo surprises a few
the bunny is scene wearing a different type of fur
dc was in the house but very quietly
tim saari nuff said
mtbers on cross bikes racing crits now thats a wtf
the eagle and docsavage call it a season
the meat wagon almost runs the ace over
aero helmets just ugly
albers scary
nobodys feelin that war
PappaT nuff said
oh well theres always ICEMAN


49th Debaets-Devos Pro-Am Memorial Bicycle Race
Monday September 2, 2013
https://www.usacycling.org/results/?permit=2013-2762


 Tour Di Via Italia Presented by V.I.B.R.A
 Sunday September 1, 2013 
Windsor Ontario 

 All Women Results - 30 km - Average Speed 45.9 km/h

1	73	74732	GILGEN, Jamie	INFINIT CANADA/CYCLEPOWER	RWE.1	0h 39' 12"
2	76	74754	MCKIBBON, Danielle	NOVOFIT-C360R	RWMA	0h 39' 19"	00' 07"
3	80	293788	DEMERY, Sarah	CLEVEND CLINIC / RGF	RWE.2	0h 40' 18"	01' 06"
4	79	296790	MULLIS, Danielle	WOLVERINES	RWJ	0h 40' 18"	01' 06"
5	71	75167	THOMPSON, Chantal	MADONNA WHEELERS CYCLING CLUB	RWE.2	0h 40' 18"	01' 06"
6	78	74594	SONNENBERG, Brenda	NOVOFIT-C360R	RWMB	0h 40' 18"	01' 06"
7	82	300926	THOMAS, Kimberly	NEW HOLLAND BREWING	RWE.2	0h 40' 18"	01' 06"
8	81	75158	CARR, Lisa	TEAM TDI ZUCK BIKES	RWE.2	0h 40' 18"	01' 06"
9	75	74267	MCKEE, Shelly	NOVOFIT-C360R	RWMA	0h 40' 18"	01' 06"
DNF	74	74085	FLYNN, Emily	WEST OF QUEBEC WHEELERS	RWE.2	DNF
DNF	77	74479	KALE, Sydney	TOWER INTERNATIONAL CYCLING TE	RWMA	DNF
NP	72	74048	ANGELES, Robyn	INDEPENDENT	RWE.2	NP

Master 2 / Elite 3 / Junior Men Results - 40 km - Average Speed 48.9 km/h

1	128	75502	GERVAIS, Matt	TOWER INTERNATIONAL CYCLING TE	RME.3	0h 49' 06"
2	120	74893	SQUIRES, Charlie	TEAM LONDON CYCLING	RMMD.2	0h 49' 06"	00' 00"
3	256	296792	MULLIS, Luke	WOLERVINE	RMJ	0h 49' 06"	00' 00"
4	117	74838	GONCALVES, Carlos	TEAM LONDON CYCLING	RMMC.2	0h 49' 06"	00' 00"
5	116	74159	HODGKINSON, Phill	KURZAWINSKI COACH/PBNJ.CA	RMMB.2	0h 49' 06"	00' 00"
6	131	74895	THOMAS, Matt	NOVOFIT-C360R	RMMB.2	0h 49' 06"	00' 00"
7	219	123206	BARTTELS, Joe	NO LIMITS RACING	RME.4	0h 49' 06"	00' 00"
8	105	74169	DEAN, Paul	CYCLES LONDON RACING TEAM	RMMC.2	0h 49' 06"	00' 00"
9	109	74518	WOODS, Jason	EAST SIDE RIDERS CYCLING CLUB	RMMA.2	0h 49' 06"	00' 00"
10	106	74178	FALKENSTEIN, Lorne	CYCLES LONDON RACING TEAM	RMMC.2	0h 49' 06"	00' 00"
11	108	74113	CAMACHO, Bruce	D'ORNELLAS CYCLING CLUB	RMMD.2	0h 49' 06"	00' 00"
12	127	74154	WESTWOOD, Richard	KURZAWINSKI COACH/PBNJ.CA	RMMC.2	0h 49' 06"	00' 00"
13	107	74492	NUTTALL, Michael	CYCLES LONDON RACING TEAM	RMMA.2	0h 49' 06"	00' 00"
14	104	75433	AUSTEN, Timothy	RIDE WITH RENDALL	RMJ	0h 49' 06"	00' 00"
15	121	75154	CULLION, Ian	TOWER INTERNATIONAL CYCLING TE	RMMA.2	0h 49' 06"	00' 00"
16	118	74834	LOUWS, Kees	TEAM LONDON CYCLING	RMMB.2	0h 49' 06"	00' 00"
17	119	74349	NARCISO, Joe	TEAM LONDON CYCLING	RMMC.2	0h 49' 06"	00' 00"
18	132	13353	DYBOWSKI, Ray	WOLVERINE	RMM.2	0h 49' 06"	00' 00"
19	129	80460	BRULEY, Anthony	CADIEUX BC / TEAM OZ	RMM.2	0h 49' 14"	00' 08"
20	102	75186	RICCI, Christian	INVITA-FCV	RMJ	0h 49' 14"	00' 08"
21	113	75739	LUKASIK, Zbigniew	INDEPENDENT	RMMC.2	0h 49' 52"	00' 46"
22	115	75561	SZOSTOPAL, Tom	KIRWIN PARTNERS LLP CYCLING TE	RMMC.2	0h 50' 06"	01' 00"
23	124	75457	LONCKE, John	TOWER INTERNATIONAL CYCLING TE	RMMA.2	0h 50' 06"	01' 00"
24	123	74674	HO, Pak	TOWER INTERNATIONAL CYCLING TE	RMMB.2	0h 50' 10"	01' 04"
25	110	74167	BULMANN, Rick	FOREST CITY VELODROME	RMMB.2	0h 50' 10"	01' 04"
26	101	74476	HAMILL, Aaron	WATERLOO CYCLING CLUB	RME.3	0h 50' 42"	01' 36"
DNF	111	75516	CATURAY, Mick	INDEPENDENT	RMMB.2	DNF
DNF	125	74119	SALVATI, Marco	TOWER/CIPOLLINI RACING	RMMB.2	DNF
DNF	130	31145	SAMMOT, John	WOLVERINE/ACF STORES	RMM.2	DNF
DNF	114	75403	TEVES, Mark	INDEPENDENT	RMMA.2	DNF
DNF	126	74938	VANDENBRINK, Eric	NOVOFIT-C360R	RME.3	DNF
NP	103	75654	ROWBERRY, Brock	MAPLE LEAF CYCLING CLUB	RMJ	NP
NP	122	74708	GAUDARIO, Manuel	TOWER INTERNATIONAL CYCLING TE	RMMB.2	NP

 Elite 1&2 / Master 1 Men Results - 100 km - Average Speed 50.2 km/h

1	5	74616	SCHILLER, Jeff	JET FUEL COFFEE/NORCO BICYCLES	RME.1	1h 59' 28"
2	8	74977	MORSE, Peter	OCTTO-CERVELO	RME.1	1h 59' 31"	00' 03"
3	15	74497	MCKEE, Steve	NACSWORLD.COM NORCO	RMMB.1	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
4	40	13362	CARD, Jonathan	TEAM CARD	RME.1	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
5	32	131107	WALSH, Anthony	ASTELLAS ONCOLOGY CYCLING TEAM	RME.1	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
6	6	75071	BYER, David	OCTTO-CERVELO	RME.1	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
7	2	74368	ASTON, Michael	ADRENALINERACER/TOWHEELS	RME.2	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
8	37	13364	RODD, Ryan	WOLVERINE SPORTS CLUB/ACF	RME.2	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
9	22	74737	EUGENI, Paolo	WHEELS OF BLOOR/GRAYWOOD DEVEL	RMMB.1	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
10	39	13363	FOSHAG, Robert	INDEPENDENT	RME.1	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
11	44	13366	ALBERS, Kirk	PANTHER / BAKEHOUSE	RME.1	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
12	34	74253	RENDALL, Glen	RIDE WITH RENDALL	RME.1	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
13	25	13354	ADAMS, Shawn	CARBON RACING	RME.1	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
14	21	75075	CUSHING, Greg	TEAM TDI ZUCK BIKES, TEAM TDI	RMMC.1	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
15	20	74596	MANN, Marten	TEAM T1C LONDON HONDA-VILLAGE	RMMA.1	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
16	3	74202	ANDREW, Ben	EURO-SPORTS	RMU23.2	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
17	41	75173	AQUINO, Brent	TEAM TDI ZUCK BIKES	RME.2	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
18	26	75159	POLSINELLI, Marc	TEAM TDI ZUCK BIKES	RMMC.1	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
19	42	74044	FREELAND, Chris	JET FUEL COFFEE/NORCO BICYCLES	RME.1	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
20	9	74375	PRITCHARD, Bayden	OCTTO-CERVELO	RME.1	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
21	23	74354	VANI, Roberto	NOVOFIT-C360R	RMMB.1	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
22	29	75023	EL-SAYED, Walid	TEAM TDI ZUCK BIKES	RME.3	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
23	24	75587	MCCLOUNIE, Adam	TOWER INTERNATIONAL CYCLING TE	RME.2	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
24	16	74437	CHOW, Jeffrey	NOVOFIT-C360R	RMMB.1	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
25	17	74749	CORREA, Jesus	NOVOFIT-C360R	RMMB.1	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
26	27	76010	GROSSI, Bruno	TEAM TDI ZUCK BIKES	RMMC.1	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
27	10	75066	CHENEY, Jason	RIDE WITH RENDALL	RME.2	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
28	35	13361	VECCHIO, Martin	PANTHER	RME.2	1h 59' 48"	00' 20"
29	14	258844	CRUIKSHANK, Aaron	WASlabs Cycling	RME.2	2h 00' 01"	00' 33"
30	38	13365	CUMMING, Donald	WOLVERINE SPORTS CLUB	RME.2	2h 00' 06"	00' 38"
31	36	75938	TSILEMOS, Jim	RIDE WITH RENDALL	RME.1	2h 00' 08"	00' 40"
32	19	74183	CAPALDI, Carlo	TEAM T1C LONDON HONDA-VILLAGE	RMMB.1	2h 00' 10"	00' 42"
33	13	74872	LANSPEARY, Dylan	TOWER INTERNATIONAL CYCLING TE	RME.2	2h 00' 29"	01' 01"
34	11	74861	FILLION, Aaron	RIDE WITH RENDALL	RME.1	2h 00' 29"	01' 01"
DNF	33	123206	BARTTELS, Joe	NO LIMITS RACING	RME.4	DNF
DNF	4	13351	FLANNERY, Thomas	INDEPENDENT	RME.2	DNF
DNF	31	13353	DYBOWSKI, Ray	WOLVERINE	RMM.2	DNF
DNF	30	75192	ARTHURS, Brent	TEAM TDI ZUCK BIKES	RMMB.1	DNF
DNF	46	75561	SZOSTOPAL, Tom	KIRWIN PARTNERS LLP CYCLING TE	RMMC.2	DNF
DNF	45	75077	WALL, Stacy	TOWER/CIPOLLINI RACING	RME.2	DNF
DNF	12	74042	ROTH, Casey	RIDE WITH RENDALL	RME.1	DNF
DNF	18	75946	NASH, Mike	RIDE WITH RENDALL	RMMB.1	DNF
DNF	28	74127	BLACK, Kevin	OCTTO-CERVELO	RME.1	DNF
DNF	7	13005	CASSIDY, Colm	OCTTO-CERVELO	RME.1	DNF

Tuesday with Lemmy

Im outta here all of you
 Early to rise normally aint my crime and I aint got nothin up my sleeve and its time to move on down the line and go to Brazil bad women are calling my name and one night stands are on the horizon ....aint it fun.... if I am ever back to this murder show lets grab a pint or two and makes some dirty love and  and do it each other like reptiles....thanks for helpin me stay lost in the ozone and  keepin me stone deaf forever..

"Remember Me Im Gone"

Think Tank

TAO of Jack

A man doesn’t need much in life

the worst

1.Columbus park CX
2.Allen Park crit
3.Mike Cool big lap XC
4.Major Taylor RR
5.Frankenmuth
6.Brighton XC
7.Hudson Mills CX
8.Runway Plaza crit
9.Grand Rapids Stage Race. all stages
10.Cadiuex Cafe, Hood version
11.Cone Azalia
12 Kensington RR, Long and Short
13.Hines Park TT
14. Springfield Oaks XC
15.Cedar Creek RR

Sittin on the Edge

Sittin on the edge of what is rumored to be TMS Final 3day of the summer of 13... fools..tune in turn out..drinkin, relaxin....beach time..final official barbecue on the patio..play games with your Strava, take some selfies and update your status..... hell may as well glue some  tubies but dont forget to take some time and   sniff some glue and smell the flower in the in betweens......and i suppose if time permits hit up the now Legendary Murder City double for last final suffocation of the road scene..feel free to create any scenario that fits yo life and any way you choose...its all good..aint no hatin goin on here enjoy cuz like Jim often says

 "the future is uncertain and the end is always near"

Peace..

dreams

Tuesday with Lemmy

Since this is unofficially my last  full Tuesday stint of 2013 i said what the hell..lets go completely off the cuff and shoot from the leather belt studded hip...I mean honestly...something got my my crusty burned out mind working a few days ago...Do beautiful people have better sex?...I know I know you bastards are squirming in your over priced caffeinated morning chair...cuz this aint about biking.or this past weekends race at Stoney or B-ham or how so and so swept the field up or what the fuck ever team took what.....but it is in a sense..don't fade on me..but you know what i mean you've scene them... there out there..at the coffee shop, playground, the beach, yoga class, spin class chemistry class..picking there kids up from school....there everywhere..what the fuck.. you maybe one..and if you are one..its highly likely your significant other is probably one as well...
like a fine handcrafted beautiful sculptured steel or titanium two wheel machine made here with good ol Kid Rock pride.... or a composite lightweight body crafted by careful tiny fingers in some far off land..  ...both look really sweet but do they ride as good and bring as much simple joy as that out of the box 6061 double triangle... I know its a fucked up thing ....  image and self confidence is everything..yoga pants, big fun glasses..bright white teeth.. and over printed T's..are mirror image to the cycling world of big 58mm Carbons with brand name logos emblazoned all over them like Dick Trickles Monte Carlo...or  multiple colored Lego pieced jawbones and helmets that look like props from a 70's Lucas film....all of it is stark contrast to simple flannel, 501's and Chinese made logo less carbon copies..

i dunno maybe its just a little T..either that or Ive spent too much time standing too close to the Marshal stack all these years..so in all conclusion only those that are or own know the answer..Id be lying if i didn't say I often wished i was...I don't have so-called bucket list... but if i did..i hope i don't die wondering......

"Too Good To Be True"

wattage

more than yours

Bender

1.stupid
2.worthless
3.no good
4.god dammed
5.free loading
6.son of a bitch
7.retarted
8.big mouth
9.know it all
10.asshole
11.jerk
12.ugly
13.lazy
14.disrespctfull

  "What about you, Dad?"


15."Fuck you!"

"Your weapons. You will not need them."

♫ I feel good…♫

"Kicker"

Tuesday with Lemmy

It aint easy being Lemmy just like some people think...I know the scene aint easy...lets just face the facts rockers being yourself aint easy...So to keep on rockin week in week out can take its toll on a body and soul..As a part of the season is winding down you gotta ask your yourself..What can i do to get through these last few .. I know i know some of you it aint even anywhere near your radar.. and are  already are gettin ready for somthin else...I aint going anywhere near that.. hopefully I will be long gone by then..but gettin back to the stool....I aint searchin for a roll while sittin here workin a deuce nor here to motivate you to do the same....But rather having you do the work and motivate me..whats the drive..just like a porn star some ..I ask  you to ask yourself... "what was the motivation for my last scene" ...I Tell you haters..I got em..little things that keep me pickin up the 4004...And when i do I know it aint about the out come,comments, likes, hits,tits or tags..


 all i got is..


One More Fucking Time..

reasons

1.broaden
2.develop
3.enlarge
4.grow
5.increase
6.widen
7.swell
8.spread
9.magnify
10.dilate
11.stretch
12.unfold
13.open
14.outspread
15......expand

Its not about...
bikes
pro deals
free shit
things
watts
titles
medals
championships
peaks
gains
goals
respect
breakways
leadouts
wins
high fives
slappin ass's
after party's
after glows
friends
wives
lovers
haters
husbands
team mates
upgrades
downgrades
sideways
getting laid
points
statistics
numbers
facts
lies
grammar
gloating
promoting
hierarchy
success
failures
chicks
grip
medals
money
tagging
bagging
sucking
comments
likes
follows
promoting

♫ I feel good…♫

"Live Fast Die Young"

fuck you Lemmy..

Tuesday with Lemmy

Its Better to burnout than fade away...Live Fast Die young..Hope I die before I get old..Hell only the good die young..

Really what the bloody hell..I dont know about you fuckers but I would rather party my fuckin ass off into my hundreds than rock this shit out in 40 short years..The More time spent with a new destroy is all the best..Why have a short addiction than one that can crumble you for years to come..With the feedback greater than my Marshall on ORE2SHORE..All this got me thinking about the term longevity..and its association with the Michiganscene....You have scene them come and scene them go right...? With more and more rockers aging faster than carbon breakin...I often ask myself what keeps certain sceners coming back year after year after year...There is a good solid group.and a select few who refuse to let injury's, significant others or life  call it a career and let it get the best of em..Ok sure they are not  winning National championships..but there keepin the weekends alive..I scratch my head and say how do they do it? ..goals..lack of em..routine...habit..some say its no life....or a simple passion..
This aint meant to stir the stool..its just things that this old rocker thinks about while at 2:am out drinkin...

Cradle to the Grave 

monday

"ya know the procedure baby"

randomess association

1.The weekend  MIA
2.season  fast
3.weather  strange
4.Stange  visor
5.Wiz  questions
6.Interest  lacking
7.Beebe  next
8.Tailwind fresh
9.Drop  weight
10.stiff old
11.Hines  thin
12.haters lovin
13.Lemmy missing
14.caring less
15.hearing loss

dreams.... live em

someday s you just gotta say..

1.fuck..
2.fuck you
3.eat my fuck
4.you sick fuck
5.fucker
6.fuckin bike
7.off is the direction      you should fuck
8.fuckin fuck
9.fuck this shit
10.fuckin bastard
11.fuck yo momma
12.fuckin pull through
13.fuckin bitch
14.FUCKAGE
15.fuck yourself

Tao Of Bruce

“You might as well be dead. Seriously, if you always put limits on what you can do, physically or anything else, it’ll spread over into the rest of your life. It’ll spread into your work, into your morality, into your entire being. There are no limits. There are plateaus, but you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. If it kills you, it kills you. A man must constantly exceed his level.”
 - Bruce Lee