1 People trying to govern what I eat, especially on a food holiday…
if i want to eat burritos on this day..wtfc

2 Bitchy front derailleurs
show me one that works flawless...the world governed by 1 by is coming


3 Bottle deposit
its alot of work for 10 cents


4 Online service fees
really...

5 Winter
anyone one who says they like it is a liar..or just high


6 Sock height regulations
this is the most ridiculous thing ever a deterrent to other shit they should address


7 The post office
They got ya either way..its a holocaust camp once you step through the door


8 Waking up early
bodies should rise naturally


9 TV attorneys
there everywhere and the only gettin grip is them fuc those crooks


10 Bottom bracket standards
out board bearings or thread together adapters nuff. said,,who the hell thought pressing bearings into a frame and then often beating them out with a hammer was a good idea..it was dumb when Klein did it it still dumb

11 Neighbors
does anybody really have one that they love..there either fighting..or letting there yelping dogs out constantly..leaf blowing or trimming the hedges at 930PM fuuuuc

12 Discrimination
lets be honest...somebody is offended about everything


13 Noisy bikes
lube that shit your riding buddies dont want to listen to creaky pedals and a dry chain for 2 hrs


14 Overpriced handlebar tape
case in point..Lizard Skin ! $30 no way is that shit that costly to produce


15 That cunt in Washington DC
thats how bad its gotten

16.Katie Compton..
enough already..she cant get a start to save her life..and just drop the KFC..its over

17.people that say there on a fixed income
who isnt christ

18.Fruit flavored beer
drink a wine cooler you pussy

19.People that remarried more than twice..
gawd dam just live together...

20.Final Farewell tours
STFU i dont believe you

21.Social media sluts
No i dont want to send you gift cards or pay for your undies through pay pal..get a real job become a stripper

22.Crying over course design
ill say it again STFU....everyone has to ride it..

23.Pint glasses as awards
just hand me a six pack or McDonald gift cards..an empty glass is kinda of an insult

24. The State Of Ohio and its Traffic cams
fuck you do your job and pull me over

25.another gravel tire
The Ritchey Speedmax pretty much set the bar and close the door..no go an try to find something else to make better like bringing the cost of handlebar tape down..

26.Calling any event over 100 miles a race
doing something for 24 hrs is not a race



IM OVER IT