Gun To Tape...

Bike racin..
Bike racin shouldnt be all complicated..

cuz in the fresh world..no-one is gonna make a livin of any kind off that shit..

not at least any time in the near future..

So lets strap on our creative thinking caps..

if you all dont have one sit down young fella and T will let you borrow one of the many..from the good ol..damp wet basement of Ts world..

Lets hit the ol re-wind button on the Michiganscene..

Lets just pretend..Gretch gave the A-OK to get back in the ring..But the Gods of USAC say NO..

NO Worries..Ts gonna keep it simple for you all..and all you got to do sit back and enjoy show...

you need not worry about sweat drops, or the danger of gettin too close to your fellow sword swingers..this shit show is gonna be limited..

Its all about the distance right??

Right? cept for those over eager folks headin to a race that never would of gave two shits of wink at if the race track worlds were runnin..gettin close no-worries..



Lets shoot some muther fuckin guns...!!!

But for the more realistic folks..
Stay six foot for now..

Everyone
Loves DTE..
Loves..Island Lake
Loves..Gratten
Loves The ALMA GP
Loves..Yankee Springs...
Waterford...

you get my drift..
It would be RAD


Picture this fools..
The State Wide Solo Games...

Like soo many of Ts Rad ideas..this one is crafted for the times of a pandemic...
A race series..

Thats twice a month..leading us up until October..which then hopefully this "shit" as only Michigan refers to it "blows over then you all can get down to some serous ICEMAN business

These events will be held at the above locations..
Number of allowed entry will of course be limited..
and Yes..in typical fashion..the entry fees will be fuckin high...

But seein in this day of age..if you got any stimulus left you will pay whatever it fuckin takes to shoot your gun and give your Strava the appropriate ego massage it be needing..

Dont be hatin on T cuz you need it..

The promoters will practice safe social distancing..both on and off the course..

This will be a no drafting event..

We are rollin the clocks back to Y2K
Tailwind style
Roberts been called up and he's bringing a whole new pile  fresh downloads with him..
None of that played out White Stripes crap...
yep thats right Uncle Bobby cant wait to straighten this scene up and set in the course of the right direction...

And it wouldn't be a success without Dave Massey callin the shots from atop of the tower..
and just when you think it cant git no better..

They done tore down the garage and suddenly the Orange Crush flyover makes is grisly return to the cyclocross portion of the series..

Yep..Full on Time trial series..not a long drug out stand around and wait for your ass-flap and pint glass type o day either.......

The MTB segments ONE FUCKIN LAP! winner takes most...,

The Race Car track worlds..
a timed event 15 minutes.on course.....with 3 sprint segments thrown in clocking the fastest time for time added bonus..

The ALMA GP CX event..
3 lap TT with a time bonus for who can post the fastest lap...

There..somethin do until this shit is over..or not

A mind is a terribel thing to waste fools..