Why I hate Phart bikes…

1. Nothing absolutely nothing is enjoyable about pedaling 8.9 mph around in 27 degrees for 2.5 hours at either 58/99 rpms..

2. I don’t care how much you spend, how light it is and how good it shifts, it still feels like your riding a sow covered in a wet blanket.

3. Slowly turning out 67 rpm’s, and sweating like it’s the fourth of July but dressed in a snowmobile suit. No Fckn thank you 

4. Clumbersom to transport 

5. I’ve never seen one that I thought…oh man that’s fuckn cool.

6. They say…some Phart bikers …it’s comical to ride one…if I was comedy I’ll go see a Tim Finkel show 

7. Any bike where you really don’t need brakes to stop is not a bike…

8. USAC holds a Phart bike national championship…another reason..they are about useless as USAC

9. The tires make sound on concrete like a oversized truck..dum

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