Monday, September 15, 2014

Friday, September 12, 2014



getting soft

1,letting gaps open
2.avoiding weather
3.attacking at a worthless time..so you can say you attacked
4.missing days
5.grabbing too much brake
6.racing down
7.claiming masters racing is as hard as the 1/2 stuff
8.throwing the words training and intervals around to the naive and innocent
9.skipping training rides to indulge in the breaking bad marathon
10.calling 50 degree's cold
11.avoiding hard shit
12 .blaming your poor ass performance on your coach even though you didn't complete any of the prescribed training
13.breathing too much
14.blaming your lousy results while commiserating with others of the same level that you were juiced
15. your brand of prophylactics dont fit like they used to...

Thursday, September 11, 2014


she'll make five points past light speed. she may not look like much but she's got it where it counts  kid  Ive made a lot special modifications myself

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

like an anger erection


Holy fuckin shit....i have been walking by this place for the past four fuckin months..the lights are fucking on but no ones home...i took a chance thinking maybe i left my kidneys and 23 of 27 wrist bones here..but for the love of god..someone told me i left that shit in some brush hogged field up in Alma....oh my god..is that what michigan cyclocross is going too..im gonna keep my arse cheeks clenched in hopes the double header will be better

fuck

Saturday, September 06, 2014

Friday, September 05, 2014



When its Time..

1. Lack of Heart
2.No direction
3.Not knowing why
4.un-willing to suffer
5.giving up wins
6.dropping out
7.not knowing where the course is
8.hemorrhoids
9.dirty equipment
10.Bad attitude
11.unable to adapt and change
12.ignorance
13.because you feel you wouldnt be anyone without it
14.because you have always done it.
15.you wouldnt do it if you didnt do it.

maybe its time

Thursday, September 04, 2014

Wednesday, September 03, 2014

Monday, September 01, 2014

Friday, August 29, 2014


 I hate seeing warriors going down like that.

1.excuses
2.racing down
3.going through the motions
4.doing the same thing
5.wrong weapons
6.justifying
7.not listening
8.avoiding
9.inconsistency
10.butt hurt
11.softening
12.cutting%
13.under estimating
14.over analyzing
15.not thinking

I hate seeing warriors going down like that.

Wednesday, August 27, 2014


Are you feeling it now mr.crabs

Friday, August 22, 2014


1. your not over trained                                             your just improperly trained
2.Hey Lathrup   whats with the stars and bars?
3.Stoney-BHAM double                                           questionable
4.wheres the WIZ?
5.I miss the real Danny
6. Too Bad Hofner exploded his collarbone               the cross scene needed him bad...
7.Piss poor Ruby gravel doughnut ride turnout            pity looked fun
8.Das German is really gone                                      the sighs of relief can be heard already
9.Stange can he?
10.wonder which jacked up pro will show up this year?
11.don't call it a comeback
12. the Black Ace ups the truth to 90 and still few seek it.
13.Swiatlowski is part anaconda able to unhinge his jaw to take in more air in oxygen zero
14.Low T No T                                                        we'll see
15.It didn't look fast

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Big Things come in small packages.

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

All the songs we do are basically about one of three things: booze, sex or rock n roll.
—  Bon Scott


25, Jmak comes good in early December
24. sketchyness is contagious
23. Jordon Diekme and Nate Williams take each other out at Iceman
22.Fat bike racing takes to the scene few care
21.York and Kirk Albers solo off the front for almost 40 minutes at Debates crit
20. The Eagle proves he still can
19. Renkema kicks ass on and off road
18.Matt Acker sews up the Cat 3 MBRA for something title wearing a Kiwi helmet
17. Beebee starts the season as a Cat 4 finishes it out as a 1
16. first words
15.Lakeage Chunkage and Dopeage keep coming when people creepin
14.TMS avgs 450+ hits a day
13.Mike goes MIA early on in 2013
12.Bissell fills the field in the Cat 2 race Downtown GR early July
11.Cat 5s fill the 1/2 field at the Tour of Mount Pleasant in June
10.2014
9.Tms Confirms its experiment was correct
8.Guys got old
7.RBS is the best
6. 9/14/13 tops the hits on post 1k who knew?
5.
4.Mondays
3.Sven makes it three in and row
2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj0bwLBckkI