Sunday, February 26, 2017

Fonzies Place

Hey Nerds..hope you all have been good..I know the Fonz has..everyday I say..Arthur..how can you make others life a little more happy..a smile, a nod..an open door...hit like more often than not....spread yourself thin..if its not broke reinvent that thing cuz change is good..and good things are better...


Chix in cowboy hats in the middle of a dry desert with incredible Tan lines fall in to the top Five this week...
 
Vampira..queen of the dammed and the epitome of 50s creepy cool...
 this convo comes up quite often around the malt shop..wonder if a girl like Madonna could find a rebel like the Fonz cool enuf to hang out?..the answer always comes back as AYY! why not..Madonna comes in at number 3 .....we need more Madonna on TMS.....................naked pizza WHOA!



 Of course this wouldnt be TMS without a chick and a gun..and to the gal that never seems to age...Raquel is one fabulous gunslinger.i love the hand resting on the side arm in that sultry ultra cool way..

Hands down the winner this week is...a no contest..
Cyndi Wood...on a one of a kind Playboy Pink Schwinn Varsity................and that 70s Carol Brady hair..WOW!

Be  cool confident and friendly this week the world needs more of us around!

















MarioAndretti ,
NIkiLauda,
Ronnie Peterson,
GunnerNilsson、
JodyScheckter

Saturday, February 25, 2017

keep doing rad things
These guilty pleasures are not only enjoyable, but also good for your health!

Friday, February 24, 2017



Black Jesus



1.Does not Zwift
2.Does not Strava
3.Does not disclose numbers
4.Sleeps in a capsule
5.Does not gain weight in the "off season"


1.Phart Bikes on concrete.
2.Great Feburary Form
3.fat asses on Harleys
4.Low cost heating bills
5.Muddy trails
6.No shoveling
7.Flannel clad dickheads on tri-bikes @ Hines drive
8.Clean drive trains
9.influenza virus
10.Clean clothes
11.early peaks
12.shitty June
13.Lots of Banter
14.Good for Amazon
15.disgruntled kids

light winter

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Black Out



1.It is what it is
2.If He Dies he dies..
3.kumbaya
4.Nice Pull
5. He's running out of places to hide


Fatigue Is All in Your Head

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

State Of The State

Black Ice



1. His Kids pit for him at Cross races
2.does not consume any alcohol beverage of any type 
3.once out ran Korean street thugs 
4.Eats oatmeal for nearly every meal
5.the destroyer of many men and women..although his intentions were good..

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Guitar hero



Actors want to be Rock stars...
sports heroes want to be actors..
men want to be women..
fat people wanna be skinny..skinny people wanna be skinnier,,
the young want to get old and the old want youth...

and all the while T wants this crazy shit to end so he can sit on a beach with his Atalanta friends...

Welcome to guitar hero,..of course your opinionated..grammatically crippled one T is your host...whats this crazy time waistin shit gonna be about..?..come on use your imagination ..admit it we all have kicked alittle air guitar at one time in our lives..on the can on the trainer..in the shower..
at the arena and hell even T can throw the sticks in between riffs and licks like a mofo....

Ive been tryin to wrap this worn out old grey mass around the sweet smelling world of zwift and strava for the past few years..and in one fatal convo..a wise man shed light on my darkness......Guitar hero...thats it,,,muther fuckin guitar hero....now dont get me wrong i wouldn't mind pryin the those chubby cyber cheeks apart and  jabbin my manhood way up inside alittle zwift from now again..but lets be honest!!   T aint got the grip so he has gotten pretty darn fair at doin it hiself...but when i hear folks talking about there tss or there threshold,,and how they stacked up against all there suffers fest friends..and local hotshoes down at there LBS i gots to admit it makes me think of the similaritys of guitar hero...all the world is a stage..from yer basement or comfy garage..here instead of being David lee Roth ..or the Randy Rhodes of the virtual fucked up world of pretend..you can be the Honch..The Gunslinger..The Kid Carbon or Darth Vaul of the online racing world..like TV party..you can fall in Love on the Love Boat..live out your surreal fantasy..with Ricardo  or fuckin run down the muggers in full TJ Hooker style without ever pinning it on..guess what ??

fuck..no!!
 USAC,,,big time savings and think about the grip in your pocket for all that carbon shit!..both have down sides..being a guitar hero legend...your not getting the full rock start effect that comes along and has an impact on the way you play..life on the road, babes, booze..drugs and lack of  sleep..to get the complete dick measurement these need to be simulated in your rise to stardom....but how do you get these on the zwift side? what are they T...?..

How bought gettin braked checked into a curb..gaped off..overlapping wheels..??

might be fun..invite a  buddy to come over and take random shots at ya..turn the heat up in the room and cram twenty of your pro-deal teammates elbow to elbow while taking on the London course, or set the pain cave up in the driveway on a cold morning..


 I guess what im sayin folks and those in the know..know its just a video..Ts only hope is that in a perfect world all the virtual shit can be combined into a big sweaty pile of fun lovin criminals..

Im picturing this:

Bike:
you can roll any rig you want..skinny, Phart, knobbie..smooth..Explro or TT..what the fuckever

The objective: 
Your  entered in a guitar face off with Slash at the Troubadour.. but before you can get there and take the stage.. you have to take on the local pain train  group ride through Los Santos...all your zwiftin buddies are invited and are coming in full swing yer dick mode.haul ass and bump elbows in the middle of this doped up city.. dodging all the fucked up incoming shit from on line GTA players..it would be crazy ass fuckin sick...get there take down Slash get the chix and win big..and move on...

 Of course to do this race you have to compete at lesser events with lower level riders..earlier on at much smaller clubs  against yet to be guitar icons...as you win you earn those much coveted up grade points..

im gettin lift off just thinkin about it...


U-NO its out there..
use your imagination it dont cost nothin...
Love ya
T

Black Water



1. The wife nearly kills the race promoter of The Road Apple rally after he gets jobbed out of his grip for finishing 6th behind Ned and Todd Wells,,

2.The Knowledge capsule

3.Nearly dies at the 24hrs of Canaan 

4. Wads it up hard the Sylvania crit and still gets top 5

5. Completed and Finnish's solidly the Trifecta at the Debates crit 

Monday, February 20, 2017

WATN


Black Jack


1.Raced the infamous Kamikaze downhill 

2. After consuming a 2 liter of Regular Root-Beer the night before a UCI cross race..thinking it was diet..refused to eat dinner because he had eating his allotted calories for the day..

3.Shaved six months off his life after being motor paced behind a mini van for 100 miles to obtain the 300K goal

4.Lawn Darts himself headfirst into the Kentucky bluegrass at a USGP when his outdated brakes fail.

5.Eats portable, squeezable oatmeal on long rides

Sunday, February 19, 2017

Fonzies Place

hey nerds...abstinence makes the heart grow fonder..
No chix tonight..
but lemme say this lets all take the time to love the ones around us little more this coming week..

Life aint measured in years, miles, likes, shares, stuff  things and fortunes 

its measured in love
 happiness,and unity  

got those you got it figured out..
WHOA

Friday, February 17, 2017

Coming Tuesday night at 8:Pm

Abandoned apartment complex on the beach in Russian Kamchatka

Black Power



1.Can read a race better than anyone in the scene
2.able to ride in most breaks
3.but will choose not too if a select few people are in them
4.you could say the man has morals..
5.teammates with Floyd


1.fair weather
2.half wheel
3.not ready on time
4.stop too often
5.poor tire choice..(see below)
6.flat often
7,limit yourself
8.complain
9.talk too little
10.talk too much..about yourself
11.fidget with your shit...(see number 4)
12.bonk
13.ride reckless
14.wrong time of the day
15.time schedules

ride alone


Thursday, February 16, 2017



Abandoned building in a fishing village in Russia's Far East

Black Angels



1. Able to squeeze in out of spaces twice his size with 3 laps to go..
2.best lead out man around
3.Constantly making adjustment that lead to gains..even at 50+
4.Once drank urine after a race
5.One of the first around to train with a power meter 
without passion...life is nothing

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

State Of The Fakes



God bless mother nature...

boy howdy fools as she ever been uber..eeer utter  cooperative for some good stuff...Its winters like these that tickles T in such way that it makes him feel the sweetness of youth and joy in his special purpose place...spring is coming and i betcha there is gonna be more just a few hailin bazoonies...hell folks are soo bitin at the bit they be makin up there own spring classics..gotta Facebook account?..an open weekend..how about a parking lot?..send out an invite for a little  early season beat down..maybe a punch yourself in da face gravel point to point road race..roll it like cannonball run..and guess whaaat..???????no USAC...

man maybe there on to somethin..

meanwhile up north in the land of Kolo-Tc...BIGRAY and illest Pony keep the phart tire fires burning bright...man just like Jill used to say.."if it weren't for sleds the shop woulda closed years ago.".I know i dropped the balls on this one..but holy hell if i could swing it id be rollin fixed rig to just get ready for the Velodrome that is touted on the horizon..

Its still early to ramble on about who is on whos pro-deal hookup squad..maybe when we inch closer to the due date T may spread a little but from the rumor mill..

for the rest of the week i want you to do yourself favor for a change....

tune in turn on think out side your box


T
hugs
Pripyat, Ukraine

Black Cat



1.won a limbo contest on MTV and met downtown Juile Brown..has the coat to prove it.
2.would jump on a grenade for a brother
3.would leave a brother for dead...
4.but would come back later to pull his twisted carcass off the road/trail
5.Used Onza bar ends and remote shifters long after they were no longer made