Cone.
Let’s just pick the shittiest ass roads we can and call it a
Roubaix. Oh yeah, that is a great idea,
everyone will love it. Do you know why
Barry roubaux is so much more successful than Cone? A. It is not a part of the shit hole
USACYCLING. B. Mountain bikers know how
to fucking support a race.
But none of that matters, because you just glued up your
$3000 wheelset that was given to you from a “sponsor” after you got dropped
from the AAVC “B” field. So you would
much rather test them out than actually race.
Or you are too scared to crash on the dirt. Maybe
you are focusing on your late season peak?
None of that fucking matters, we are riding bikes. If you are too scared to crash, then don’t
fucking race. Stay home and order some
more carbon shit.
Franken muth
This is the epitome of Michigan racing. Negative as hell. Yeah, let’s try not to lose rather than
trying to win. The only thing dumber
than the flat ass course is the fat ass people sitting on their porch watching
you. But this all doesn’t matter,
because it is a sprinter’s course and you are more of a climber.
What the hell is up with the early ass start time? Yeah, let’s get done with our race early so
we can go home and talk about how good at racing we are. What is the point of a race if it is hidden
in the early depths of the weekend?
Also, who the fuck is TCC? Don’t answer that, nobody cares.
West Branch
Wait there is a hill in West Branch? That is basically the only reason why this
race exists. A small hill. But don’t worry, half the scene won’t show up
because they are mostly sprinters.
And how many different people can we have promote this
stupid race. What happened to that doper
that ran it? I have a feeling like this
will be its last year. And who wants to
win a race that doesn’t exist. Fucking
skip it.
LTDMP
No point in even mentioning it, as everyone is pre-disqualified
for looking at the yellow line. Fuck
USAC, do something good for once.
Cherry Roubaix
No longer state champ race?
No reason to travel the 3 hours to race it. Face it; you will be burned out by then. If you
do end up racing it, make sure you know how to fake a flat for when you get dropped. That won’t stop you for calling out the
organizer for not reimbursing you for your race.
I hear they give a discounted entry fee if the lead car runs
you over in the crit.
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