Thursday, March 30, 2017

Every day when I go out on my bike, I risk my life. But I risk more by not going out on my bike. The bike has saved my life so many times that I’m forever in its debt.

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Lemmys House of Meth

This photo just keeps reappearing over and over in the channel's of my life..i love knowing the fact that somewhere someone is calling someone and bitching about the devastation those assholes did..
This chap to my left despite that  shit eatin i love gravel grin aside...why do fools even bother wearing a cycling cap if your in denial of the bill and all its advantages it has to offer..its there for a fuckin reason..
fuck at this point go by one of those silly ass buffs..

Former one time American future euro wonderkind Cole House looks about as impressed with Johnny U as most of the scene is..
personal space find it and respect it..
Nothin against these guys and this mission there trying to make...and I know this 3t Quark media team is all the buzz on all fronts of social media..but ive already grown tired of that kit and it aint even warm yet....
hey you on the right!!
 fuckin smile and enjoy that snobby micro-brew..
your life is pretty good...
Its all about havin fun....
so fuck you if you cant take a joke...

Sunday, March 26, 2017

Fonzies Place

If Pam woulda been around the Fonz was jumpin sharks he woulda staged a fall just to get saved by this Baywatch babe..Pity she carries diseases now..fame. fortune and rockstars always does creepy things to people

If Arnold needed to upgrade his social media status it would be by bringin in Dolly on push that gals buttons any day

I cant recall if I Jayne on here she was plum over the top crazy..she shoulda took the bus when Anton told her she may lose her beautiful head in a car crash that night...

Susan should have her very own night here..The Fonz knows T would love that eyes in Hollywood..and her shape isnt soo bad either WOA!..
Thelma and Louise is on the watch list after Im done here!! 
earn double cool points in your ladies life..

give more and take less...

E. Cheever

Scheckter - Villeneuve - Kyalami 1979
Grand Prix fan in Monte Carlo.

Photograph by Ken Regan for Esquire, May 22, 1979

Friday, March 24, 2017

1,Open 62 mile
2.single speed open 62 mile
3.masters 40-50 open
4.masters 51 and over open
5.all women open
6.Tandem open open
7.male age groups 36 mile
8.women age groups 36 mile
9.mens singlespeed 36 mile
10.womens single speed open 36 mile
11.mens fat bike 36 mile
12.womens fat bike 36 mile
13.tandem 36 mile
14.youth boys 36 mile
15.youth girls 36 mile
16. racing for fun 36 mile............................WTF?
17....22 mile shit.
whats$ become of us....

Thursday, March 23, 2017

State Of A Quake

I said it before and ill say it again...nothin beats a great pair of Leggs...cept maybe the Indy 500..cuz that shit is cool..
But on a scene level two weeks of gravelin in shit is a not too distant fools pulled the plug on the GritnGravel..while hard like dudes rode around in it claiming stakes for the first braggin rights of 2017..

Big Ricks machine sits in idle...Mother Nature might get her turn to give mud lovin fools what they be hopin..eatin spray and balancing carefully on the edge of hypothermia sounds like a rad day in middle Michigan hell..

good things come to those that wait..

Godspeed scners

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

remember anger is the path to the dark side....

lotsa curves you bet...
even more when you get to the Junction

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Cool or Not Cool...

cool or not cool?

Lemmy: way cool if she would hangout around the Rainbow in that kit even Lemmy would strava
The Fonz: not cool..she looks to easy..and easy often leads to antibiotics or worse down time

cool or not cool?

Lemmy: way cool again...outta the saddle standing and climbing...staged or real i dont care
The Fonz: correcta-mundo

cool or not cool?

Lemmy: the faint hint of animal print garnets are enough for this worn out old rocker give it thumbs up
The Fonz:AYY..bottoms like that shouldn't be taken lightly..she needs to be more modest in the those lower extremities if she wants to keep the Fonz happy..Uncool

cool or not cool?

Lemmy: Ha Ha Ha fuck you ..Love me that old tyme look she has going on
The Fonz: a dame after the Fonzes heart..

cool or not cool?

either way you know i dont take none of this seriously 
and neither should you

Monday, March 20, 2017


"Happiness is a byproduct of function, purpose and conflict; those who seek happiness for itself seek victory without war"
 William S Burroughs