Friday, March 24, 2017

1,Open 62 mile
2.single speed open 62 mile
3.masters 40-50 open
4.masters 51 and over open
5.all women open
6.Tandem open open
7.male age groups 36 mile
8.women age groups 36 mile
9.mens singlespeed 36 mile
10.womens single speed open 36 mile
11.mens fat bike 36 mile
12.womens fat bike 36 mile
13.tandem 36 mile
14.youth boys 36 mile
15.youth girls 36 mile
16. racing for fun 36 mile............................WTF?
17....22 mile shit.
whats$ become of us....

Thursday, March 23, 2017

State Of A Quake

I said it before and ill say it again...nothin beats a great pair of Leggs...cept maybe the Indy 500..cuz that shit is cool..
But on a scene level two weeks of gravelin in shit is a not too distant fools pulled the plug on the GritnGravel..while hard like dudes rode around in it claiming stakes for the first braggin rights of 2017..

Big Ricks machine sits in idle...Mother Nature might get her turn to give mud lovin fools what they be hopin..eatin spray and balancing carefully on the edge of hypothermia sounds like a rad day in middle Michigan hell..

good things come to those that wait..

Godspeed scners

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

remember anger is the path to the dark side....

lotsa curves you bet...
even more when you get to the Junction

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Cool or Not Cool...

cool or not cool?

Lemmy: way cool if she would hangout around the Rainbow in that kit even Lemmy would strava
The Fonz: not cool..she looks to easy..and easy often leads to antibiotics or worse down time

cool or not cool?

Lemmy: way cool again...outta the saddle standing and climbing...staged or real i dont care
The Fonz: correcta-mundo

cool or not cool?

Lemmy: the faint hint of animal print garnets are enough for this worn out old rocker give it thumbs up
The Fonz:AYY..bottoms like that shouldn't be taken lightly..she needs to be more modest in the those lower extremities if she wants to keep the Fonz happy..Uncool

cool or not cool?

Lemmy: Ha Ha Ha fuck you ..Love me that old tyme look she has going on
The Fonz: a dame after the Fonzes heart..

cool or not cool?

either way you know i dont take none of this seriously 
and neither should you

Monday, March 20, 2017


"Happiness is a byproduct of function, purpose and conflict; those who seek happiness for itself seek victory without war"
 William S Burroughs


Seek your inner Kenny 

Friday, March 17, 2017

1.conflicting dates
6.low turnouts
7.small payouts
8.last minute additions
9.expensive entry's
10.questionable courses
11.friction between promoters
12.poorly scheduled events
13.lack of variety
14.the inconsistency
15.animosity between riders and promoters

over it

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

State of The Steaks

Hey folks First Goonie weekend is gettin ready to crown...

In case you all didnt know...we are sittin on the edge of 2017...two gravel things going on this weekend..its a good lead up to Ricks big thing..
Miscene is full of surprises...when you think your choices were limited..out pops another one... rumor on the social media front is the  The M1 concourse is spreading there black patch to cyclists in late April..pity they plopped it on top of another race..dont surprise me none tho..wouldnt be Miscene with a little water in soup..

nuthin but ...Peace Love and Harmony..

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Lemmys House Of Borrowed Time

Gwyneth Paltrow cycling..fuckin aerobars..
does she really have the time to get tucked in outta the wind?
Gwyneth Paltrow cycling..
this kills me .really taking pics of movie stars doing normal things? 
Get a fuckin life loser
Gwyneth Paltrow cycling..
nice is spot on..WTF and Serotta bikes..holy shit i thought they went belly up years ago..
Gwyneth Paltrow cycling..
yoga pants..riiggght..

Gwyneth Paltrow cycling..
poor fitting helmet crummy aerobars and yoga pants aside...she looks fuck it right?