Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Lemmys House of Style

Yellow
although now a tad dated if done right you could still pull these off..match em with a all black kit and would enuf cool points that might jump your social status to next level
These:
shoes are not made for walking..not a thigh a gap kinda guy but ill let her pass with legs like that

This
is so hard to pull off...the sockless cyclist..come on admit most of you posers have done it before
hell one of the fastest dudes in the scene probably will rock this look come those steamy days..but you cant be pack fodder and do it though..so unless your honching breaks or setting KOMS..dont
Those
are worth the wait...
Mistake
Black socks..cool looking custom job
KISS
if you dont got a smidge of style just play it safe and go black
Depends
what the fuck does that mean..either your lucky enuf to roll with the 3T squad or kits all blacked out..thats the only way you can pull these off..
When
in doubt remember what i said...
trying to pair bright neon or wicked colors with a standard issue team just doesn't work..dont fall into a fashion pile o poo like the one guy is right now...
Sometimes 
I feel like I'm a preacher as well, 'cause I can really get into an audience.

do radshit....
figure it out or die wondering 
stop taking yourself so serous...your not getting paid to be an arrogant prick
sensible shoes tonight

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Fonzies corner

Holy cow nerds did things get hot that nite...whatta ya think ..does Linda Evans look really concerned that John is about choke the dickens outta Joan...? whatta great show
WOA
Kara Del Toro...those eyes...
that dress enough to melt inspiration point even on the coldest nights 
Even though people are throwing out Iggy Pop as Jens doppelganger..i aint buying cuz Jen is not only a beautiful gal at any stage of her career she makes the Fonz laugh..and laughing is cool.. 
Hayley Atwell...a smile big enuf to make even the Fonzes worst days at the garage all seem worth it..
and her hair double...WOA
the beautiful innocence of Lea Thompson in the Wild Life..makin doughnuts and doing the dirty deed with that local fuzz..
It's casual.
make yer lady laugh instead of frown nerds..
youd be surprise what might happen

Friday, April 21, 2017

This weekend
make time to seek your inner Kenny

1,scott bower 
came from a running back ground and in one year went from a sport rider setting a time at Yankee Springs that put him in the top 10 over to a Elite rider by fall..then gone

2.eric tompkin 
was a thick dog that raced for the defunct Planet Cycle shop.dropped weight and spent many years murdering dudes on a SS

3.tom archer
another guy dropped the weight and got to be solid overall rider..but just missed getting any state titles..riding for the Ford/Giant Team on the road and the TWT/bells team on the MTB rode both well

4.bryan farmer
a skinny quiet guy from the waterford area  BITD that had a few almost seasons

5.jamie parker
Another one from back in the day that was almost always just close to being in there hanging with The WIZ and DC helped

6.danny klein
The God of the what IFS....

7.jay moncel
Jay cut his teeth getting leatherd by the WIZ and the Blue-Wave..but stuck it out and had a few good seasons in the process in later years

8.curt johnson
Raced for Metro bikes and was always a factor off road in the late 90's and crossed pretty decent before it got serous

9.thomas kachelmeyer
back in the early 2000..spent the winters out west often and came back haulin..with suspicion of peds

10.wayne cook 
The Eddie Munster doppelganger...Wayne could SS for 100 miles failry well..i hear he gained weight and fishes for a living now..

11.joe cranston
Joe won MTB races BITD riding a Pro-Flex..anyone who can even navigate a single track with a bike with rubber nerf balls holding it together had skills..

12.derek grahm
skid mark didnt gain too many friends with his silent seemingly early Bissell arrogant attitude but that dude could ride a bike and win state titles like a mofo..

13.mike anderson
Mikes raw talent is and was pretty scary...he should figure out a way to bottle that shit and sell it..

14.grahm howard 
the elder half of the Howard duo...won alot in Michigan and took some wins out west at bigger stuff too

15,steve howard
Steve or Sven..depending on the years..for short balding guy he rolled some solid rides with his bro..could cross cross pretty passable too when he wanted..

woulda
 coulda
  did

Thursday, April 20, 2017


Just cuz you got a mouth dont mean you have to open it all the darn time..some of the best friendships are silent ones...been awhile since T really gave the scene any real thought..but since he is human and like vomit on the sidewalk outside the Golden Corral you gotta take a look..
With the gravel weekends aside Mother Nature has been sweet on us huh? Some folk said to me over liquids...

"Its nearly May and we dudes with what seems like going into some crazy form..and some silently not"..

Its such a long weird season in Miscene..soo much going and soo little time to make real sense of it all

Waterloo GG: scary weather
Former BRX winner Steve Brogilio comes out of entombment and rides away from the 50K
Scotty and Danny: sounds like Ts childhood friends..but they rode like bad asses
Rumor: the Bunny is a MMA lightweight fighter
speaking Scotty Arizonia gave him some golden legs..in addition to a solid spring mini campaign he came close to stealin the Grayling Giants KOM at Pontiac Lake
DC rides a Fatbike cuz he has the jersey
Melting Dude..
Rumor Mike Anderson is training to contest a full MTB schedule
Shamberger starts showing his teeth
That bearded ginger dude can be sudden on all fronts
youth has its day
Rumor: JB Hancock is making another run at his Cat 1/2 upgrade
BRX: whoa
the weather again nearly sends most of the fun lovin gravel swollers to the ER
got outta state official with very few scneres cracking the top 10 in the the big dog
even fewer top 10 finishers show from last year
Rumor the Evil-Dude calls it quits
Springfling......hell its almost over with and it aint started...
Waterford offers locker rental for 2017
Strava segments and KOMS make the Waterford races seem more interesting..
Rumor: The BlackAce eats it at over 35 mph training in Georgia and rides another 100K after
No confirmed real MBRA series..
does anybody know
does anybody care
Suppose if there is one planned it would be nice to see out before the longest standing event the Willow TT
PappaT jumps the O2 ship as does most of the crew
Rumor Simonster is inflicted with the gardia virus
3T gravel fun crew is standing near the stage for the AAVC spring thing
Baseheads super squadra sets up there own gig for a day
Some Hipster is running a Alley cat race same weekend
Wanley and Benny are set to crush
Brett Bedwow is off killin at Joe Martin and other misc hardman style races
Rumor...Uncle Bobby has another cross race in the works
MTB schedule is looks thicker than the road stuff for a change
Yankee Springs now the oldest continuous run race in Michigan
Rumor Former state CX champion Jer Walker is on a non USAC comeback mode
former MIA scener Joe Cranston is on the the pre-reg Yankee start list..
Tan-guy and ScottyQ too...

make yourself great again fools
still lovin you with passion and respect!
T



Euro-Fck

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Lemmys House of Lies

I really dig the color scheme and the woods theme...
 but the lugs look like complete crapola
The spring eurofuck classics saw alot of shit......softtails, the sectors and top mounts..and not a exploro in the group 
Titanium is never not welcomed in Lemmys garage..Id like this one more with some Maxxis gumwalls tho...blackwalls are boring
i thought This whole track bike fix-gear thing was dead....but bam out pops a new twist on it...Im diggin it even though most are just for show..
 wow...not any place ive riddin lately..fuck these chicks are just fakin it...
I like this bike alot...and wouldnt even have the heart to call it an all arounder even tho it is...
gawd i hope i aint fallin for this shit
 CX TT fix gear wide enuf for 48c tires ?
BRX Next spring..
All life is a mystery,
All things come to he who waits
All things just a twist of fate
It's just a state of mind
All your time is not your own
It's real hard to find out why
It's real hard to say good-bye
To move on down the line...





Spring has sprung...
take a break from your normal form of social media and stop by TMS tonight to fuckin get  a grip on how silly this whole thing really is..

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Prime Time with The Fonz

Kill Aliens, and look like that normal gal at the post office 
AY Ms Weaver..you are always on the top of the Fonzes A list
I said it before and Ill say it again Id drive Dollys tour bus 24/7..
married to the same man her whole life speaks volumes..

Speaking of Tour buses...not sure who this gal is but hair her sends the Fonz straight to the showers
A broad from my prime time..Joan Collins..
the Queen of the late 70's and 80's snake pit..
a bean bag,
the big old console TV
I aint even going near those boots..
Id love me alittle Joan Collins after hours...
I know Raquel's half real doll..
but find me a woman thats nearly 100 years old that looks as well preserved as she does....
Keep It Simple Nerds...
Treat her right...

Friday, April 14, 2017



1,scott bower
2.eric tompkin
3.tom archer
4.bryan farmer
5.jamie parker
6.danny klein
7.jay moncel
8.curt johnson
9.thomas kachelmeyer
10.wayne cook
11.joe cranston
12.derek grahm
13.mike anderson
14.grahm howard
15,steve howard

woulda
 coulda
  did

Thursday, April 13, 2017

what the end of the world looks like