Saturday, August 31, 2013

Friday, August 30, 2013


the worst

1.Columbus park CX
2.Allen Park crit
3.Mike Cool big lap XC
4.Major Taylor RR
5.Frankenmuth
6.Brighton XC
7.Hudson Mills CX
8.Runway Plaza crit
9.Grand Rapids Stage Race. all stages
10.Cadiuex Cafe, Hood version
11.Cone Azalia
12 Kensington RR, Long and Short
13.Hines Park TT
14. Springfield Oaks XC
15.Cedar Creek RR

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Sittin on the Edge


Sittin on the edge of what is rumored to be TMS Final 3day of the summer of 13... fools..tune in turn out..drinkin, relaxin....beach time..final official barbecue on the patio..play games with your Strava, take some selfies and update your status..... hell may as well glue some  tubies but dont forget to take some time and   sniff some glue and smell the flower in the in betweens......and i suppose if time permits hit up the now Legendary Murder City double for last final suffocation of the road scene..feel free to create any scenario that fits yo life and any way you choose...its all good..aint no hatin goin on here enjoy cuz like Jim often says

 "the future is uncertain and the end is always near"

Peace..

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Tuesday with Lemmy


Since this is unofficially my last  full Tuesday stint of 2013 i said what the hell..lets go completely off the cuff and shoot from the leather belt studded hip...I mean honestly...something got my my crusty burned out mind working a few days ago...Do beautiful people have better sex?...I know I know you bastards are squirming in your over priced caffeinated morning chair...cuz this aint about biking.or this past weekends race at Stoney or B-ham or how so and so swept the field up or what the fuck ever team took what.....but it is in a sense..don't fade on me..but you know what i mean you've scene them... there out there..at the coffee shop, playground, the beach, yoga class, spin class chemistry class..picking there kids up from school....there everywhere..what the fuck.. you maybe one..and if you are one..its highly likely your significant other is probably one as well...
like a fine handcrafted beautiful sculptured steel or titanium two wheel machine made here with good ol Kid Rock pride.... or a composite lightweight body crafted by careful tiny fingers in some far off land..  ...both look really sweet but do they ride as good and bring as much simple joy as that out of the box 6061 double triangle... I know its a fucked up thing ....  image and self confidence is everything..yoga pants, big fun glasses..bright white teeth.. and over printed T's..are mirror image to the cycling world of big 58mm Carbons with brand name logos emblazoned all over them like Dick Trickles Monte Carlo...or  multiple colored Lego pieced jawbones and helmets that look like props from a 70's Lucas film....all of it is stark contrast to simple flannel, 501's and Chinese made logo less carbon copies..

i dunno maybe its just a little T..either that or Ive spent too much time standing too close to the Marshal stack all these years..so in all conclusion only those that are or own know the answer..Id be lying if i didn't say I often wished i was...I don't have so-called bucket list... but if i did..i hope i don't die wondering......

"Too Good To Be True"

Friday, August 23, 2013



Bender

1.stupid
2.worthless
3.no good
4.god dammed
5.free loading
6.son of a bitch
7.retarted
8.big mouth
9.know it all
10.asshole
11.jerk
12.ugly
13.lazy
14.disrespctfull

  "What about you, Dad?"


15."Fuck you!"

Thursday, August 22, 2013

"Your weapons. You will not need them."

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Tuesday with Lemmy


It aint easy being Lemmy just like some people think...I know the scene aint easy...lets just face the facts rockers being yourself aint easy...So to keep on rockin week in week out can take its toll on a body and soul..As a part of the season is winding down you gotta ask your yourself..What can i do to get through these last few .. I know i know some of you it aint even anywhere near your radar.. and are  already are gettin ready for somthin else...I aint going anywhere near that.. hopefully I will be long gone by then..but gettin back to the stool....I aint searchin for a roll while sittin here workin a deuce nor here to motivate you to do the same....But rather having you do the work and motivate me..whats the drive..just like a porn star some ..I ask  you to ask yourself... "what was the motivation for my last scene" ...I Tell you haters..I got em..little things that keep me pickin up the 4004...And when i do I know it aint about the out come,comments, likes, hits,tits or tags..


 all i got is..


One More Fucking Time..

Friday, August 16, 2013


reasons

1.broaden
2.develop
3.enlarge
4.grow
5.increase
6.widen
7.swell
8.spread
9.magnify
10.dilate
11.stretch
12.unfold
13.open
14.outspread
15......expand

Thursday, August 15, 2013


Its not about...
bikes
pro deals
free shit
things
watts
titles
medals
championships
peaks
gains
goals
respect
breakways
leadouts
wins
high fives
slappin ass's
after party's
after glows
friends
wives
lovers
haters
husbands
team mates
upgrades
downgrades
sideways
getting laid
points
statistics
numbers
facts
lies
grammar
gloating
promoting
hierarchy
success
failures
chicks
grip
medals
money
tagging
bagging
sucking
comments
likes
follows
promoting


Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Tuesday with Lemmy


Its Better to burnout than fade away...Live Fast Die young..Hope I die before I get old..Hell only the good die young..

Really what the bloody hell..I dont know about you fuckers but I would rather party my fuckin ass off into my hundreds than rock this shit out in 40 short years..The More time spent with a new destroy is all the best..Why have a short addiction than one that can crumble you for years to come..With the feedback greater than my Marshall on ORE2SHORE..All this got me thinking about the term longevity..and its association with the Michiganscene....You have scene them come and scene them go right...? With more and more rockers aging faster than carbon breakin...I often ask myself what keeps certain sceners coming back year after year after year...There is a good solid group.and a select few who refuse to let injury's, significant others or life  call it a career and let it get the best of em..Ok sure they are not  winning National championships..but there keepin the weekends alive..I scratch my head and say how do they do it? ..goals..lack of em..routine...habit..some say its no life....or a simple passion..
This aint meant to stir the stool..its just things that this old rocker thinks about while at 2:am out drinkin...

Cradle to the Grave 

Monday, August 12, 2013

monday



"ya know the procedure baby"

Friday, August 09, 2013


randomess association

1.The weekend  MIA
2.season  fast
3.weather  strange
4.Stange  visor
5.Wiz  questions
6.Interest  lacking
7.Beebe  next
8.Tailwind fresh
9.Drop  weight
10.stiff old
11.Hines  thin
12.haters lovin
13.Lemmy missing
14.caring less
15.hearing loss

Monday, August 05, 2013

Friday, August 02, 2013


someday s you just gotta say..

1.fuck..
2.fuck you
3.eat my fuck
4.you sick fuck
5.fucker
6.fuckin bike
7.off is the direction      you should fuck
8.fuckin fuck
9.fuck this shit
10.fuckin bastard
11.fuck yo momma
12.fuckin pull through
13.fuckin bitch
14.FUCKAGE
15.fuck yourself

Thursday, August 01, 2013

Tao Of Bruce


“You might as well be dead. Seriously, if you always put limits on what you can do, physically or anything else, it’ll spread over into the rest of your life. It’ll spread into your work, into your morality, into your entire being. There are no limits. There are plateaus, but you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. If it kills you, it kills you. A man must constantly exceed his level.”
 - Bruce Lee