The Devil and Miss Jones...

Why is it you can travel all night and every restaurant you stop at serves the same tepid cheeseburgers and greasy fried eggs laid out  by the same fat waitress...its like you never go anywhere.....I gots to think its just another one of those modern mystery's you aint supposed to get...
Very similar to whats behind the green door...Ricks big ol fuel injected suicide machine is now in the books an leaves some fools wondering should i or shouldn't I..do i do it cuz its the first one of my season..if don't that im playing catch up all they way to Ice-cream day..you always think its gonna be different but it don't..The mans got a good thing going...like the hottest girl in the club..bending over aint necessary for fives..she got money coming easy..I aint saying he aint working for it..but..you see em lining up....yea he gots it...soo many dam good things about that machine...beautiful people wearing coats that cost more than my car...excitement..people with dogs that could pass for there children..kids.....a beer sponsor...and classes for everything under the sun..even single parent red headed moms at 180 pounds on a fartbike two speed kick back hubs up the old dirt road  category...soo much so....cuz im me and your you...and even though its rad and all...he need to address a few minor issue if we wanna keep death from happening at some point...
Dont be running out cups for the suds...and lets get serous we need circus animals and a petting zoo..kids like that shit no clowns..cant have some creepy ass Gacy fool gawking at all spandex covered asses....i had a whole other pile ons ready to go..but i say fuckit ...live and let live..lets bring those dinosaurs back home from Vietfuckinam I aint hatin..and who cares...if all  folks are happy, alittle death aint gonna wreck it  people drop dead every dam year running marathons puttin all on the line to say they did it....

Lets keep fueling the machine...

Only in Russia

Stevie Nicks & Lindsey Buckingham of Fleetwood Mac. ca. 1973

Beyond the Green Door

Tuesday

u can have yr dreams once u accept da reality ov dem

Bon Scott in Let There Be Rock (1979)

Patrick Tambay pushing his Renault RE60 through the rain during the Grande Prémio de Portugal, 1985.

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At one time that guy looked like a shining star, you know what I mean? Like he shone. When he walked down the street you could see him coming, he had an aura around him, he was somebody. Mister John Rotten. You know what I mean? Mister John Rotten. I wish I could still be friends with him. I’m really upset about it.”

 — Sid Vicious, 1978 interview.

1.“In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.” Margaret Atwood

2.You've had your whole *fucking life* to think things over, what good's a few minutes more gonna do you now? Jack Torrance

3.Dont wait for motivation to find you..go find it today Arnold schwarzenegger

4.“If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that… I believe in what I do, and I’ll say it.” John lennon

5.“In a room with no window in the corner I found truth” Ian Curtis

6.e are not the same. I'm an American and you're a sick asshole. bill foster

7.Sometimes you have to lose yourself 'fore you can find anything. louis medlock

8. .Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it. david Lee Roth

9.i did not have sexual relations with that woman bill Clinton

10.No sleep till Brooklyn Adam yauch

11.You just pick up a chord, go twang, and you've got music. Sid Vicious

12.you know whats cool? not talking. dont say nothin. shut the fuck up.    overheard in the post office

13.Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. george carlin

14.I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos. see above

15,What the hell you wanna go fuck around with that river for? Griner

Dormammu is looming

You know that's right...right in soo many god dam blessit ways..If i had a million dollars..i wouldnt be buying fat bike shit...hope you all god your bags handy..cuz the grammar could be at new all time high in low...every spring my minds does cartwheels with how ol Rick baby is gonna spend it...I aint hatin cuz im lovin the fact the man works soo hard promoting...every day theres a new update, feed, ..or alll around funny from the the Rick camp..this guy is good real good...If i had my way though id run the whole thing alittle different..first off we need a petting zoo...sheep goats,.bunnies....ponys...heck even the lil pony would be fun..but...id prefer the barn yard types...and while we are at it why not Bambi...but being its Hasting that poor thing would end up in someones tummy before night fall.....Chrome poles six of em.9 feet high...9 feet high....bigtime Vegas showgirls...sequined gowns....center stage with shit burning...all around them..kids powerwheels..stacked six high covered in gasoline..that il get em...and why not have Ted Amboy Duke Nugent there..alittle riff n wiff of wang dang..omg my heads gonna explode....im searchin for my nearest cammo garmet


Numbers if your into that shit WAS labs gotem..but i aint callin them....did yall even take alook at the depth of that open field....look real closer..i aint number guy..but that all being said..id be a fools fool not to put a one or at least few in the top ten...god dam i love that SIMONSTER he has been lurking so quietly all frigid winter no numbers, no strava..no instagram...just mans work...Steve B won it last year been in the top ten since he went to the line..that sucka is the honest to goodness...most underrated fool in the once former scene,,,,hows that grammar?..poor... lol  well fuck you....Im sure sneaky eye register stalkers picked out a few crossers in there from the left coast...Twistn Shouten aint no slouching...just sayin......I aint lovin DC right now...fatbike..come on i love ya more than Wiz himself...(wonder what he's doin?)....but DC theres a big 50 looming soon..stop under achieving....I know its cold...but thats the way it is in dis bipolar state...

stop...


grammar vomit break...


back atcha...whatta about all those sweet bikes...tandems, cougars with baby seats......

When the day was done and folks were nearly gone...and only the ones the remain were the ones who gave a shit in the first place...good ol Dave and Monster Magnet would take the stage..Marshalls cranked to 9...heavy haze in the air....9 strippers on 9 foot chrome poles surrounded by gasoline covered burning battery operated childrens ride on toys...and they would play...they would play....like no one else has ever scene....
 until every last muther fucker in the valley was dead and all the Dinosaurs in Vietnam came home...

 mindless ones...

comin soon

there's that romance thing again....

plutoniumRain

skyfall

Renee Olstead – The Powder Room Magazine (March 2015)

 Natasha Poly by Txema Yeste for Vogue Russia, April 2015

 No Country For Old Men (2007) Joel & Ethan Coen Cinematography: Roger Deakins

Brigitte Bardot & Claudia Cardinale - Les pétroleuses, 1971.

The Who performing at the Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus, 1968

Ts Toy review...

Always being that guy just cant resist getting his hands on something so god blessit trick......and ill tell you this haters aint nothing as cool as this little bike trinket T's got his eye on....it aint cheap but neither is style...id forgo just about anything even tickets to the Indy 500..or night out with my Atlanta friend....im just busting at the seams knowing im gonna be the only sucker tooling the allotment with it..its pretty self explanatory RRRRaw Power bolts  on your ride  quick and easy...then... watch em  look in green...all the while you'll know there aint know one cooler than number..even better its rarer than fuck...

The simple reason............ that this toy was not branded with EVEL KNIEVEL is because he was under contract with his own line of AMF bicycles. The Ideal toy was an obvious conflict so they could not leagally put his name on it. You will see one connection to EVEL on this toy and that is the stickers which have the eagle that came on the Strato Cycle....it aint even legal to be this so dam cool...and the next time that Heck kid comes lookin for a race im gonna open up can RRRaw power on his Juvie butt...

dont even try cuz i bid to win.............