Monday, December 31, 2018
Sunday, December 30, 2018
Sometimes things get a little too serious on this blog with everyone getting butthurt over a trophy they’ll never win, so let’s talk about something fun. There a lot of choices for on the go food, but could there be any more universally accepted by cyclists category than the burrito? Eat one before the race. Eat one after the race. Hell, stick one in your jersey pocket for those long days in the saddle. It’s one of Earth’s perfect foods. So what’s your go to? We’re in a day and age where we have multiple options almost everywhere we go.
Let’s break them down:
Hot Head Burritos
The absolute best if options is your thing. They’re like the Subway of burritos. Choose your tortilla, add some fiber, pick a protein, spice it up, and make it saucy. Top it off with some other fun options (guacamole is an additional $1!!) and you’ve got your self the winner of this bunch. Hell, they’ll even toast that bitch if that’s your thing or smother it if you wished you’d gone to the Waffle House instead. The sauce options alone make this the winning choice with 12 options to choose from. But just like our god awful ‘cross scene being ruined, you’ll have to head south of the border to enjoy the goodness since they weren’t supported well enough in Michigan to stick around.
Moe’s Southwest Grill
You want simple? This is your place. Don’t think, just order. You get two options: The Homewrecker or Joey Bag of Donuts. That’s it. In fairness, you do get to pick your protein, but the rest is pre-packed. Good stuff.
Chipotle
The OG of fast burritos. Our friends in Denver cared enough to share this with everyone. A good selection of meats and even a tofu for the Adam Myersons of the Scene. Their tortilla is better than Qdoba if you like it sticky. The chicken is a little spicy for some. More likely to find in an airport when you’re on the run.
Qdoba
Kind of like Hot Head, but without the sauces. Better flavored meat than Chipotle, but pushy with the queso. A solid stop if it’s your only option. #1 choice of The Pony, so it’s National Champion approved.
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