Sunday, May 31, 2020

Put Some Wattage Down for Fun Promotions

Racers can't race without an awesome organizer.  



Whether you race the MMBA CPS Series,  Cyclocross, Endurance or Fat Bikes in Michigan many have one thing in common.....Fun Promotions and Brent Walk.  While the COVID Pandemic has personally impacted our racing, it has also had a significant impact on the organizer, Fun Promotions.
 During our racing season, we racers typically pay entrance fees for 5 to 10 events.  Multiply that by the number of racers in each series and you can see a lot of revenue is being missed by Fun Promotions.

If everyone could donate a single race fee, that will go a long way to make sure Fun Promotions will be there when racing starts again!!  I am sure Brent will be very grateful!!

Thanks everyone,

Rob Straw
Я2R Racing




Saturday, May 30, 2020



 Destroying inanimate objects is valid protest against a society that values them more than it values your life.

WE LOVE THE 80S





Man dont need much in life.........


Friday, May 29, 2020




ROCK HARD
ROCK FREE





Emanuel Buchmann sets new Everesting record in Austria

Emanuel Buchmann set the new Everesting record of 7:28 on the Heimelerberg, a soaring 3,300-foot climb in Austria. But his attempt does appear to have violated one of the rules established by the keepers of the unofficial Everesting record.




Bora-Hansgrohe’s German climbing ace Emanuel Buchmann appears to have broken the unofficial men’s record for Everesting, completing 8,848 meters of climbing in seven hours and 28 minutes. But there are lingering questions over whether Buchmann’s amazing feat follows the rules established by Hells 500, the creators of the unofficial record.

The news was released by Bora-Hansgrohe on Friday afternoon alongside a video of Buchmann completing his final climb outside of Innsbruck, Austria. Buchmann completed the challenge to raise funds for the German Children’s Fund charity.

“That was one of the hardest things I have ever done,” Buchmann said. “I didn’t think it would hurt so much toward the end.”

Buchmann’s time shaved approximately 12 minutes off of the previous men’s record, which was set May 16 by U.S. mountain bike champion Keegan Swenson in Utah.

Buchmann completed the challenge on the Heimlerberg, a soaring 3,281-foot climb in the Tyrolean Alps just west of Innsbruck. According to Strava, the section of the Heimlerberg that Buchmann rode is 9.4 kilometers in length and averages 11 percent.

But Buchmann hit the climb from one direction and then completed eight ascents of the climb from another direction, and the nature of his ride appears to stand in contrast to the unofficial rules.

According to the rules riders must complete the Everesting challenge on the same stretch of road.



“Rides must only focus on one hill or mountain per ride (e.g. you can’t base yourself in one location and ride multiple hills),” reads a section of rules on the Everesting.cc website. “You cannot ride different routes on the same mountain. If there are 4 routes, that means there are 4 possible ‘everestings’ (think of it like the North and South face of Everest). ”

The long nature of the climb stands in contrast to previous records set by Swenson and retired pro Phil Gaimon, both of whom opted for shorter climbs. According to his Strava file, Buchmann completed nine ascents of the Heimelerberg to achieve the required elevation gain.

Buchmann said the final push to the line was extremely painful.


“At the beginning I found a good rhythm and then decided to push hard,” he said. “After 7000 meters of climbing completed, I started feeling my muscles. I am not used to this amount of workload and it started to hurt a lot. The last 1000 meters have been cruel.”

Multiple pro and amateur riders have tackled the Everesting challenge in recent weeks amid the coronavirus shutdown. Recently U.S. champion Ruth Winder took on the challenge in Boulder, Colorado, and then Katie Hall set a new women’s record on Bonny Doon Road outside Santa Cruz, California.

Thus far Buchmann is the first WorldTour star rider to take on the challenge this year. Last year Buchmann finished fourth place overall at the Tour de France and he is hoping for another top finish at the Tour this year.

Buchmann said the shutdown gave him the time to take on such a big challenge, even if the effort was not comparable to racing.

“This is not comparable to racing at all, but I think it was still a strong performance and it definitely shows we are on track for the Tour. But it is also important to me that people don’t forget why I did this – the charity.”




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3. Anal Crux
4. Anal Le Tour
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7. Anal  Venge
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Thursday, May 28, 2020

Wednesday, May 27, 2020

The trouble with...




UNO fools theres troubless with everything...

everyfuckinthing...

Ya know Ts gonna make this time wasting post short and sour..
I just got a soft spot tonight to not drag it all out with my mumbo jumbo mind stuff...

I see alot folks out there..
every where..
trying to get themselves back to the normal regime ..
camping..cookouts..bon-fires ..beer bashes....

track racing..
drag racing
knife fights..
orgys..etc

what have ya...

Lots of banter..
lotsa talk..
since this is my blog..
and yours too....
even though after all these years you dont wanna except it...


Im gonna state my opinion


 The trouble with COVID..yep there is

and you thought T was gonna talk-bout chix didnt ya...




silly segment chasers...


The problem with COVID..isnt just COVID...its the people around COVID 

..and since there too many  people in this world to talk bout..im gonna talk bout bike racing people..

Promoters to be more exact...

Heres my old-man worthless opinion on the race promoters..and to narrow it down even more so ..that you can grasp the real home town feel..

the Miscene race promoters...

Hey Fool
Hey Fool ..
yea im talkin to you..

wanna keep everyone happy type fool..

Guess what dog.
plot twist...
Ya can’t...

An act beyond our control got ahold of us...

you dont get another chance..
The 2020 edtion of The Ramble around Osgood County is cancelled..
see ya next year..sorry for the loss no refunds..shit fuckin happens..

Except it..move on...
Man if i ran this scene you folks would either sink or fuckin swim

rescheduling events and dropping them out there on other quite possibly  peoples gigs..


hell you dont even know if thats an option..

they be a dam good reason why those Dirt Chain pod-cast fellas dont wanna talk to T bout the scene..then they be deemed hated too..

I mean..its like those folks
sometimes just shit happens..you have to collect your toys, and your hopes..your dreams..your goals..bag that shit up..and move on...

not like 2020 was your make or break year to the next level shit..
get over it..

Dont pee-in other peoples swimming pools..they dont want to swim in your toilet 

Good ol saying..
respect is earned not given..

T respect alot of people..
T might not like all of them..
for reason neither to speak of here or there..
But he respect them all the same..
those promoters ..that are willing to give it up..call it loss..


support cuz they know..


Don’t be a dick...
No one likes a dick..
Cept maybe other dicks...




The trouble with...



Tonight at 9PM

Monday, May 25, 2020

The Way We Were


A hard-mans break
PowerMonger
Das German
and the Bunny

Birmingham Crit




That helmet...




Stay Creepy

Sunday, May 24, 2020

Friday, May 22, 2020




ROCK HARD
ROCK FREE



1. proper wrest days
2. eat what you want..but dont be a glutton
3. Train properly
4. NOT excessively
5. Watch others..but dont copy
6. Be open..closed minded is for the ignorant
7. Pay attention to your body.....and mind..they talk fuckn A listen
8. Dont rush things...aint you momma have told you talk with your mouth full...??
9. Passion..... not dedication any ape can do the routine
10. Dont over analyze
11. Make it fun..........
12. Be uncomfortable once in a while
13. Drink more water
14. music..cant stress it enough........
15. Understand your not the best...your ok..but not the best..theirs always someone out there to knock your dick in the dirt...
16. be open to advice, and criticism
17. if you dont know..cuz you dont know everything ask someone..
18. watch the young ...
19. learn from the old
20. 8K rig dont make you win..helps but it aint garnering you no 100 watts..
21. be confident..not a jerk
22. Its ok to not love everyone..not everyone deserves your love...
23,Evolve often..
24. Life Accrual...never underestimate it
25. Banter is overrated
26. Actions speak louder
27. Size doesn’t matter
28. Ride more..Talk less
29. No one remembers second place..
30. Bolt check the night before
31. In 100 years all this will be a forgotten memory


great advice

Thursday, May 21, 2020

Gun To Tape...



Bike racin..
Bike racin shouldnt be all complicated..

cuz in the fresh world..no-one is gonna make a livin of any kind off that shit..

not at least any time in the near future..

So lets strap on our creative thinking caps..

if you all dont have one sit down young fella and T will let you borrow one of the many..from the good ol..damp wet basement of Ts world..

Lets hit the ol re-wind button on the Michiganscene..

Lets just pretend..Gretch gave the A-OK to get back in the ring..But the Gods of USAC say NO..

NO Worries..Ts gonna keep it simple for you all..and all you got to do sit back and enjoy show...

you need not worry about sweat drops, or the danger of gettin too close to your fellow sword swingers..this shit show is gonna be limited..

Its all about the distance right??

Right? cept for those over eager folks headin to a race that never would of gave two shits of wink at if the race track worlds were runnin..gettin close no-worries..



Lets shoot some muther fuckin guns...!!!

But for the more realistic folks..
Stay six foot for now..

Everyone
Loves DTE..
Loves..Island Lake
Loves..Gratten
Loves The ALMA GP
Loves..Yankee Springs...
Waterford...

you get my drift..
It would be RAD


Picture this fools..
The State Wide Solo Games...

Like soo many of Ts Rad ideas..this one is crafted for the times of a pandemic...
A race series..

Thats twice a month..leading us up until October..which then hopefully this "shit" as only Michigan refers to it "blows over then you all can get down to some serous ICEMAN business

These events will be held at the above locations..
Number of allowed entry will of course be limited..
and Yes..in typical fashion..the entry fees will be fuckin high...

But seein in this day of age..if you got any stimulus left you will pay whatever it fuckin takes to shoot your gun and give your Strava the appropriate ego massage it be needing..

Dont be hatin on T cuz you need it..

The promoters will practice safe social distancing..both on and off the course..

This will be a no drafting event..

We are rollin the clocks back to Y2K
Tailwind style
Roberts been called up and he's bringing a whole new pile  fresh downloads with him..
None of that played out White Stripes crap...
yep thats right Uncle Bobby cant wait to straighten this scene up and set in the course of the right direction...

And it wouldn't be a success without Dave Massey callin the shots from atop of the tower..
and just when you think it cant git no better..

They done tore down the garage and suddenly the Orange Crush flyover makes is grisly return to the cyclocross portion of the series..

Yep..Full on Time trial series..not a long drug out stand around and wait for your ass-flap and pint glass type o day either.......

The MTB segments ONE FUCKIN LAP! winner takes most...,

The Race Car track worlds..
a timed event 15 minutes.on course.....with 3 sprint segments thrown in clocking the fastest time for time added bonus..

The ALMA GP CX event..
3 lap TT with a time bonus for who can post the fastest lap...

There..somethin do until this shit is over..or not

A mind is a terribel thing to waste fools..

Wednesday, May 20, 2020

Armstrong admits to doping during his rookie season

Admission comes ahead of a new documentary set to be broadcast on ESPN later this month.



Disgraced former American cyclist Lance Armstrong has revealed he first started doping from the age of 21, during his first season as a professional.

“Wow, straight to the point, probably 21,” Armstrong replied when asked how old he was when he first doped as part of an ESPN documentary.

The exchange with US journalist Marina Zenovich appeared in a 90-second trailer released on Monday for a two-part documentary called “Lance” which will be broadcast by ESPN on May 24 and 31.

During the clip, in which former US Postal Service teammates Tyler Hamilton and George Hincapie respond to the same question about performance-enhancing drugs, Armstrong, now 48, explains there are “a bunch of ways to define doping.”

“The easiest way to define it is [by] breaking the rules. Were we getting injections of vitamins and other things like that at an earlier age? Yes, but they weren’t illegal. I always asked (what I was being given). I always knew, and I always made the decision on my own,” he said. “Nobody said, ‘Don’t ask, this is what you’re getting.’ I never, ever would have gone for that. I educated myself on what was being given, and I chose to do it.”

Armstrong dominated professional cycling in the 2000s and won the Tour de France seven years in a row from 1999 to 2005. He was later stripped of those titles and received a lifetime ban from the sport in 2012 after the US Anti-Doping Agency determined he was the key figure in a sophisticated doping program on the US Postal Service team.

In 2013, he confessed to doping starting in 1996 in a televised interview with US chat-show host Oprah Winfrey. His latest admission could also cast doubt over his world road race title won in Oslo in 1993, having turned professional the previous season.




Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Nerd Alert Podcast: Flavel bikes, cheap MTB parts, and broken carbon frames




This past week’s Nerd Alert episode started with a lighthearted discussion about two big recent product releases: the new Specialized Diverge gravel bike and Shimano’s new low-cost Deore mountain bike groupset.

In particular, we debated the merits of the flat-bar version of the new Diverge, which Caley and Dave are totally into, and James is … undecided on. Unfortunately, we spent so much time tossing potential names for these reborn hybrids back and forth that we didn’t even get to the standard drop-bar Diverge, so you’ll have to check out our detailed article for more information there.

https://cyclingtips.com/2020/05/specialized-2021-diverge-gravel-bike-first-ride-review/



For the record, they’re flavel bikes, not grountain bikes. End of story.

But speaking of mountain bike stuff, all three of us are excited about the new Shimano Deore stuff, which looks to genuinely offer nearly all of the most important features of the company’s more higher-end groupsets, but with a little more weight and vastly less cost. Shimano has been slow to keep up with SRAM in terms of 1×12 drivetrains at this price point, but now that they have, things are sure to heat up. It’s a good time to be a mountain biker on a budget.

Finally, we get into the real meat of this episode: an in-depth interview Caley conducted with the folks at Ruckus Composites on how carbon frames are repaired, whether they should be repaired, and when you should maybe just walk away. The big takeaway from this? Your broken carbon frame most likely isn’t doomed to the trash bin.

Finally, Raoul Luescher of Luescher Teknik drops by to answer whether the latest uber-light road bikes are perhaps a little too light.

To make sure you never miss an episode of Nerd Alert, subscribe on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.


via cyclingtips

Strava shake-up: major changes for paid and free users



With over 55 million users, Strava is undoubtedly the leading cycling and running training app. However, with so many of those users making use of the product for free, Strava’s profitability hasn’t exactly been in sync with its popularity.

Strava hopes to turn this around. As of today, the 11-year-old company has made some significant changes to bolster the value of its subscription service. In turn, it has also removed a number of popular features from its free service. This news is likely to stir up plenty of criticism, but do consider that Strava has long given away its core product for free, hardly a longterm business strategy for success.

SUBSCRIPTION CHANGES
Strava is moving a number of previously free features that are “complex and expensive to maintain” over to its subscription platform. Most notably, this includes the coveted segment leaderboard and matched rides.

Segment leaderboards are at Strava’s core. Go for a ride, upload, see how you did against every other Strava user who’s ever ridden that same stretch.

Placement on a segment’s leaderboard will remain free for everyone. But analysing them in detail will now be available to subscribers only. This means that you’ll need to be a paid member in order to access full segment leaderboards, analyse segment efforts, compare your results and analyse your own efforts.

Free users will still be able to see the top 10 all-time efforts for men and women, create new segments, explore and search segments, flag segments, see their own achievements and earn segments, personal records and all the other fun stuff that may help get you up in the morning.

And there’s no change to Live segments, that was, and still is, only available to subscribers.

Thankfully the company has made the whole subscription process easier. Gone are the various feature-specific packs and various price tiers, as well as the Summit branding. There’s just one subscriber option now. The price? Now US$5 a month.

NEW FEATURES
Moving major features behind a paywall is not the only news from Strava, and the company has been rather busy ticking off popular user feature requests.

According to Strava, training-related features are often the most commonly requested amongst its paid subscribers. As a result, paid members will now see that the Summit tab has become the Training tab, and within it is a better view of your overall training progress.

There are four modules to the new training tab: weekly activities, training log, weekly intensity and monthly fitness. And whereas previously you could only see your ride, runs or swims, now all 32+ sport types will be displayed. And Strava has added filters to more easily find (and sort) your workouts based on time, distance, elevation, sport type and commutes.

Based on your heart rate, perceived exertion or power meter data, the new weekly intensity calculator aims to give you an easy summary of your workload. While the monthly fitness feature assigns a score to your current fitness for comparison against previous months and years.

Paid users will find a handful of new Route editing and building tools for the desktop version of Strava, all designed to replicate the newly updated mobile experience and feature list.

Those using a desktop will find that Strava has added the ability to view surface type in addition to the route’s polyline and elevation chart. As with the mobile app, Strava uses its own data (it knows if people rode a section primarily on gravel bikes or road bikes, for example) to determine what type of surface you’ll encounter. Additionally, there’s now a location search for adding a waypoint and new filters allow you to adjust routes based on elevation and surface type, too.

Free users of Strava can still view previously saved routes or save other user’s routes for free, however, the creation of new routes, and editing of existing routes will now only be available to paid subscribers.

These new features come closely after of a host of other updates, such as last week’s news that Strava routes can be automatically synced with Garmin devices. Prior to that, Strava put user’s feeds back in the order they always wanted, and provided the ability to easily create looped routes.

THIRD PARTY APPS
In addition to the leaderboard, routing, and other changes, Strava made the decision to cut off the over 40,000 apps that currently use its data. Leaderboards will no longer be available to almost all of these 3rd party apps (the exception is live segments from Garmin, Wahoo, and other head unit makers), at least for users who don’t subscribe to Strava.

Many of these app developers received little or no notice of the change, so if you open up an app today that uses Strava’s API and it’s broken, that would be why.

The change is necessary from a business perspective – Strava just put its leaderboards behind a paywall, so free access via 3rd party apps breaks down that paywall – but it will prove to be highly disruptive to many of its users.

A FREE TRIAL
These changes come with a small grace period. Every current Strava member has access to 60 days of membership, free, to try out the new routing, determine if they really like full leaderboards, and in the end decide if they want to give Strava $5 per month for continued use.

A LETTER FROM THE FOUNDERS

“Dear Strava community,

If nothing else, 2020 has been a year of regaining perspective. A silver lining of hard times like these is that they inspire introspection and focus – What matters the most to us? And how do we live up to that?

Our answers to those questions have only gotten clearer in the past few months, and we’re now leading the company with a single purpose: rededicating Strava to our community. We’re obsessing over our athletes – over you – and no one else.

Strava athletes deserve an affordable and constantly improving experience, and we hope you’ve noticed how focused we’ve been this year on delivering that. Our small but mighty team of 180 has released 51 athlete-facing improvements already in 2020, from Apple Watch syncing, to new maps and metrics for snowsports, to a huge update to our Routes features, and a lot more. We’ve also removed some distractions, such as Sponsored Integrations (the closest we’ve ever come to putting ads in the feed). And we returned the option to sort your feed in chronological order. We heard how much that change drove you nuts, and admit it took a really long time to respond.

Dedicating Strava to the community is also a commitment to longevity. We are not yet a profitable company and need to become one in order to serve you better. And we have to go about it the right way – honest, transparent and respectful to our athletes. Our plan puts subscription at the center of Strava.

This means that, starting today, a few of our free features that are especially complex and expensive to maintain, like segment leaderboards, will become subscription features. And from now on, more of our new feature development will be for subscribers – we’ll invest the most in the athletes who have invested in us. We’ve also made subscription more straightforward by removing packs and the brand of Summit. You can now use Strava for free or subscribe, simple.

This focus on subscription ensures that Strava can serve athletes decades from now, and in an up-front way that honors the support of the athletes we serve today. We plan to take what we earn from these changes and reinvest straight back into building more and better features – not devising ways to fill up your feed with ads or sell your personal information. We simply want to make a product so good that you’re happy to pay for it.

We think that $5 a month for Strava is money well spent. But we also know, especially lately, that there are athletes struggling to make ends meet and that the free version of Strava must remain high quality and useful. Rest assured that we will always offer a version of Strava for free, and you belong in this community whether you subscribe or not. We’re betting all our chips on you, either way. We hope you’ll bet on us.

We are beyond grateful for your business and your support, and thrilled to recommit ourselves entirely to you, our fellow athletes.

See you out there,

Mark and Michael”





The 2020 Crusher in Tushar has been canceled.

The new 10th-year anniversary date is July 10, 2021.

Those who have already entered can opt to defer entries until 2021, request a refund (minus the processing fee), or make a donation to the Life Time Foundation, or NICA.

Those who donate their 2020 entry will be automatically guaranteed into either the 2021 or 2022 event of their choice, but will still be required to pay an entry fee.

There will be no additional cost for deferring an entry.

Anyone who has already deferred to 2021 will not have to pay the entry fee again in 2021.

Entrants are encouraged to make a choice about their entry by no later than June 22, 2020.