1.the cost of shit at Taco bell
fuck really.......................... its not more than sand and grease...

2.the value of  Meiger department stores
everything is quite possible 40-75 cents more than and most of the employees are fuckin rude and nasty

3.the importance of carrying a hand gun
is living in Northville really that dangerous..?dam

4.owning a snow-blower for a driveway lass than 25 yards long
fuc takes you longer to prime and start that piece o shit than it would if you got a little more strava points shoveling it...

5 entry fees over 50$ for normal races
just plain dumb..unless its for a National title
entry fees for races that hand out medals and pay three deep that are near 100 Bucks..should not be supported ...fuc em guys really need to swing there dick around that bad..

6.Drop bars with tires wider than 38mm
honetly riding poto on a drop bar bike aint fun..stop romanticizing it...

7.FSA new electronic shifting
Might wanna rethink it folks..the levers do feel good though..

8.Acros 1K hydraulic derailleurs
WTF and why?

9.Electric bikes in the motor-driven state of Michigan
still gotta say this aint gonna happen

10.the debate on the legalizing marijuana
its ok to be drunk and angry............fuck let people be happy and high

11.the collecting of anything
like being owned by the things you own...

12.amateur racers that will never be pros training like pros..
All for over reaching..but show me a guy that trains like that at a scene .level with a job and a life. for more than 3 years before they crack..and ill show you the end date of TMS
.
13.sentimental value...
you cant take that shit with you fuc...

14 Big plastic fake titties and puffy air injected lips...
man are chicks other than strippers and fake musicians still doing this to there bodies?

15. This blog...
please someone kill it..........

The trouble with...Modern Gearing

Modern Gearing:

 The trouble with modern gearing today is that it appears no one is interested in going fast anymore.  Is it me, or are we just using chainrings for cogs now?  Have you seen a SRAM Eagle cassette?  A 12 speed cassette with a 10-50 spread.  In my day, we rode 48 tooth rings and used to make fun of guys for using a 32 tooth cassette.  And whatever happened to chainrings anyway?  I’m not saying we need to go back to using triples with a 20 tooth granny, but riding with you guys in Michigan with a 34 tooth ring has me spinning triple digits.  Huh?  Poor Larry Wabasse wins himself a pretty jersey and then gets stuck with a 1X FUCKING ROAD BIKE!  And I bet you your dear old pal Super Dave has a raging hard on over it too!  I know Larry is one of your own, but homeboy has to ride up and down real mountains.


Good luck with that one.

Fight me.
Regards Henry

fuckin.................................................................Fuck

"the trouble with"

tonight...8PM

keep it up.................

rad shit.....................

80...bucks

current cost for the 3rd annual Waterloo Grit n Gravel...

I dunno...

seems kinda steep

where are the knobbies?

“Often the best way to relax is just to go back to work.

” Steve McQueen

"calculated chaos"

1. new cars
2.specialized products
3.Most fast food
4.hand bags
5.cycling socks
6.Iron man entry fees
7.cycling jerseys and shorts etc
8.top tier helmets
9.local cable providers
10.brand name winter coats
11.Swiss stop brake pads
12.anodized over-sized derailleur pulleys
13.cereal
14.Any Brand name eye-wear
15.Snobby time pieces


understandable but
ridiculous

The Trouble with....Gravel Racing:

Gravel Racing: 

The trouble with gravel racing is it’s on the verge of being ruined and you don’t even know it yet.

 Because if 50 miles is good, 100 miles will be great, right?  Yet they still call it the Lowell 50 even though there is no 50 mile option.  You can do 34 or you can do 100.  And don’t you think about multiple laps so you can grab bottles.  Oh no, that’s one 100 mile loop.  At least sales of Camelbak will go up.  Let’s face it, there’s only a handful of you losers out there training properly enough to handle the rigors of this event at the front.  The rest of you are posing Monday through Friday on Strava and masturbating on Zwift.  Ride to your strengths, sub two hour events will actually be races and be more exciting.  Plus it’ll get you home with enough energy left to go down on momma.  So just like mtb time trialing, gravel racing is going to be ruined so some schmuck can pull his pud while dreaming of being in the World Tour at Strade Bianche.  Have fun with your damn near six hour race in March, I’m sure it will come down to a bunch sprint.  And while we’re at it, might as well invite USARecycling to the table.  Considering the success of Fart Bike Nationals, I’m sure they’d love to get their grubby little mitts in there lining up to hand out jerseys for slow dudes who think they’re hard.


Believe me when I tell you, less is more.

Fight me.
Regards Henry

out like a lamb
in like a lion...


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