Dick is the fountain of life

 

 

Dam bro...you even Garmin....?

Tripper..did you do the M1?

Rudy...no

Tripper...how about the Crusher?

Rudy..nope

Tripper...bust out a cool sub 5.5 century?

Rudy...not this weekend 

Tripper...DTE

Rudy...

Tripper...Poto?

Rudy......

Tripper...CX practice...

Rudy...notta 

Tripper...that’s ok, Rabbit I’m sure you did some rad shit in your own right..right?

Rudy...see Tripper even you think I’m a cycling failure..

Tripper...awe come on Rabbit...it’s just I’m soo used to all the early week banter from all the other campers, I just kinda forgot you rock to your beat....

Rudy...I suppose...I’m just kinda in a mid summer, mid camp funk...ya know?

Tripper...I get it Rudy...don’t over analyze it...maybe we need to set u with a little sit down with a friend of mine? I gotta a long time friend that has a way of making even the poopiest situations look cheerful...

Rudy...really like...a shrink or something?

Tripper...no well..sorta...lemme see what I can do...

Rudy...thanks Trip...

 Black Sabbath, Paranoid picture LP, England 1982

 272 days until Barry Roubaix 

 

 Richie Ginther, Grand Prix Of MonacoRichie Ginther, Ferrari 156, Grand Prix of Monaco, Circuit de Monaco, 14 May 1961. Richie Ginther and his Sharknose Ferrari 156 in the pits during practice for the 1961 Monaco Grand Prix.

 

 

 

 

 Stay Rad 

 

1. 100 plus mile rides
2. In full race team kits, or the latest in neon fashion 
3. Gravel routes with at least 3 or more friends
4. Frequently stopping for...
5. The finest gas station edibles 
6. Racing every week
7. Carbon wheels with a minimum depth of 50 mm
8. Well into the 3 digit Strava kudos
9. The finest quality pictures 
10. Eye wear costing more than there first bike
11. Goofy, articulate and appropriate nicknames 
12. Skilled in the many disciplines of the world of cycling 
13. Seemingly unlimited bank roll
14. Witty social media ride titles
15. A signature gesture 
16. Glorified crashes 
17. Minimum 3 platform social media presence 
18.  Zero off days
19. No bad days
20. Seemingly tireless energy amount

The key go to triggers for the cyclist anxiety.

 

 You never get full off of Cheez-Its. You just get tired of eating them.

 

 

 

 286 days until Barry Roubaix 

 

 Bmx

 

 

 

 

 

 Christina Ricci 

 

 Stay Rad