Friday, May 27, 2022



  1. new sunglasses 
  2. Recipe ideas
  3. Girls shaking there ass
  4. Kids falling down 
  5. Some form seltzer liquor type drink I’d never buy
  6. Cars I can’t afford 
  7. Cheap fast food offers
  8. Mountain bike dudes with that perfect flo
  9. Crazy big fish 
  10. Another way to carry shit on your bike
  11. One wheel electric things
  12. Metimucil ads
  13. The next greatest pair of socks
  14. Happy smiling people I have no idea who the hell they are
  15. Animals completely destroying each other
  16. Porn Stars
  17. Natural disasters
  18. Fuzzy critters
  19. Horrible looking homes
  20. Completely weird shit
  21. The next tool you need
  22. Mountain bike dudes clearing massive gaps
  23. Mountain bike dudes eating massive shit 
  24. Classic car insurance 
  25. New ultra cool Ebikes.
  26. Suggestions on future followers 
  27. Financial advice
  28. Motivational quotes
  29. People getting crushed on the job
  30. Comedic relief 


instagram yer killing me...

Thursday, May 26, 2022


 “the best part about being authentic is there is no image to maintain” 

  
Bookwalter


 

Tuesday, May 24, 2022

Great Moments in TMS history April 2013

 


fuck masters racing.

 A bunch of old men convinced that there is still some sort of value in winning the Michigan 45-55 Masters Crit. No, there isn’t, you are old, stop kidding yourself and give up. Your ultra-light carbon bike with matching zipp carbon bull shit looks just as stupid as your beer gut. Stop pissing your money away on stupid shit, and try to actually race again. Oh, and riding 220km every weekend didn’t make you fast 20 years ago, and it won’t make you fast now. Give up, or try to do something less stupid on your bike, like loose weight.


 Fuck juniors.

Yeah, the children. Put them at 8am every race, and patronize the hell out of them. Give them a pair of socks for winning a crit. Or better yet, nothing. They are too young to matter anyway. Sounds like this one is already done for me.


 Fuck Cat 5  through 3.

 Yeah, because getting 3rd at that one crit totally means you need a P.R.O deal on a bike and race fees. You are an idiot who is inflating everything about the cycling industry to the point where no one new wants to join. Why do bikes cost so much, because you fucking rob companies and LBS or any profit. Give your “team” bike back, and quit telling your “friends” that you race bikes at a “semi-pro level”. You are the epitome of an amateur, and it is about fucking time you realize it.


 Cat 2 and 1.

 Where the fuck did that ego come from. Yeah that family of 3 that actually watched your sprint finish were impressed. But they will forget about you faster than all of the friends you have abandoned to pursue your “career” in cycling. The only thing that differentiates you from Cat 3 is nothing. It is all in your head, just like most of the life you lead right now. And you are too old to ever make it anywhere in cycling.


 Domestic Pro.

Once again with the attitude. You travel around the US to ride a bicycle in a circle. Just think about that, and wonder what gives your life meaning. Maybe you should get a twitter like Adam Myerson, and bitch all day long.


 International Pro. Cycling is fucking stupid anyway.




 


It's weird how we never really find dead birds, considering they are everywhere in abundance.


 





 

Monday, May 23, 2022



 




Tripper: Whats your plans for the up coming weekend, you know its the holiday and all

Rudy: I dunno Trip, its not like there is a whole bunch of cool shit going on! 

Tripper: aww come Rudy! There sure is..

Rudy: Like what?

Tripper: for a fact you can get the weekend rolling early and make the trip out to Gratten or even Waterford. Its that time of the year again.

Rudy: I can do that every weekend, and besides that's not really high on my budget to do list. It would be different if i lived closer, but the thought of fighting mid-week pre-holiday traffic has me searching for the next issue of Highlight magazine

Tripper: Well why not go and seek the ultimate truth and hit up the Iowa weekend crits, Theres a bunch going and..They got Snake Alley out there!

Rudy: Tripper, there still doing those?  

Tripper By golly they sure are, and I even heard through the grapevine the Infamous Black Ace is going to be pinning it on there, after his near career ending mishap. 

Rudy: Tripper that dude is still racing bikes?

Tripper: He sure is and he doesn't look a day older than 52 

Rudy: Oh really not that im not a Black Ace fan that's still not enough to make me spend a weekend sitting in roach motels, in the middle of one the most boring States in the country. 

Tripper: yea but i am sure more Misceners are making the trip.

Rudy: I mean i get it, its just not my thing.

Tripper, Hanson Hills 100? last chance to dance the single track in Grayling, Brent would love to see you up there this Saturday!

Rudy: thats a thought. But i dunno..

Tripper: your not telling me your gonna do the same old ride around Rudyville and call it something obscure on your Strava feed again?

Rudy: no Tripper, i got a plan and for once im in a great while im pretty stoked, and im not gonna be watching numbers, or even counting laps or paying for gas to do it

Tripper, Well Rabbit i commend you,  have evolved in quite a rad way...

Rudy, I don't know bout that Tripper, different stokes for different folks..



 

A Texas woman is wanted for the alleged murder of an elite cyclist who had a relationship with her boyfriend, authorities say

 Authorities are searching for a Texas woman accused of murdering an elite cyclist who allegedly dated her boyfriend.


The US Marshals Service is conducting a fugitive investigation into the whereabouts of Kaitlin Marie Armstrong, 34, who is wanted on a first-degree murder charge in connection with the fatal shooting of 25-year-old Anna Moriah Wilson on May 11.

Anyone with information about where Armstrong might be is urged to contact authorities, the Marshals Service said in a news release last Friday.

Wilson, who lived in San Francisco, was in Austin, Texas, for a cycling race when she was shot multiple times at the home of a friend she was staying with, according to an arrest affidavit filed in Travis County District Court.

The affidavit described how both the victim and the suspect had been in romantic relationships with the same man, and detailed text messages and interviews with tipsters pointing to jealousy as a possible motive.

On the day of the murder, Wilson had gone out for an afternoon swim with Colin Strickland, a fellow professional cyclist she'd been dating on and off since last fall, according to the affidavit. During that time, Strickland was living with Armstrong, his girlfriend.



Gravel...........

Strickland told police he began his romantic relationship with Wilson during a two-week period when he was separated from Armstrong, according to the affidavit. Strickland maintained his relationship with Wilson after resuming his relationship with Armstrong, per the affidavit, and admitted to trying to hide his communications with her from Armstrong by changing Wilson's name in his phone and deleting texts.

It's unclear if Wilson and Strickland were still in a romantic relationship at the time of her death.

Armstrong had contacted Wilson several times and in one instance told her to "stay away" from Strickland, one of Wilson's friends told investigators, according to the affidavit.

Strickland considered Wilson to be one of the best cyclists in the world, he told police, and a VeloNews feature published on the day of her death called her "the winningest woman in the American off-road scene." Wilson had won a series of races in California this spring, the article notes, before traveling to Austin.

Multiple law enforcement agencies involved in the investigation obtained security camera footage that captured Armstrong's car near the house before Wilson's body was found, according to the affidavit.

Within 24 hours of Wilson's death, officers from the Lone Star Fugitive Task Force apprehended Armstrong in connection with an unrelated arrest warrant and spoke to her. However, Austin Police then said they learned Armstrong's arrest warrant was not valid and told her she was free to leave.

Armstrong requested to end the interview and left after detectives began confronting her about the security camera video that placed her car near the crime scene, the affidavit states.

Ballistic evidence found at the scene of the killing was compared to bullets test-fired from a firearm Strickland had purchased for Armstrong, according to the affidavit. The test showed "the potential that the same firearm was involved is significant," the document says.


 Time moves fast..............


 

Saturday, May 21, 2022

Friday, May 20, 2022



 


 



 





 WTF



  1. Last AAVC weekend 
  2. Mow the lawn
  3. Arcadia Grit n Gravel
  4. Wash the car
  5. Phat Skinny Festival 
  6. Paint the Fence
  7. DTE rip
  8. Open the pool
  9. Blom Recon
  10. Work
  11. Dirt Hammer with the dudes
  12. Weed the garden
  13. Do the same boring ass loop you do every Saturday or Sunday 
  14. Clean the garage 
  15. Do that Usual Saturday morning Zwift thing you always dp


Thursday, May 19, 2022


 Switch your environment up because sometimes you have to see more to do more.