Sunday, December 10, 2006

seasons beatings


Somebody tossed a fishing net and came up with this load of pale puss, so they did that whole "catch and release" program and threw it in the back of their minivan and dumped it off at the local Mary Mason concert with the rest of the white sacks of weeping bat semen that infest the malls across the midwest. If I see another one of these retards hanging out around the Hickory Farms, so help me God, I'm going to just snap and stomp their skull into the cracks in between the steps of the escalator. Ol' Rubber Hose Arms here isn't immune to this treatment as well, so he'd better start scraping some of that damn caulking off his face or else I'll grab him by the legs and drag him out of the back of my pickup down the I-94 at 90 miles an hour until all his facial features have been ground into a fine red paste that I can use to paint my garage.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, Michigan Scene! That's some vicious hostility.


I like it!

Anonymous said...

you're a wierd mother fucker

Anonymous said...

That picture is just wrong.

Anonymous said...

these are my views of these cretans, Corey

Anonymous said...

Why do you even post this kinda shit???

It brings your whole site down into the trash and muck of the rest of the internet!

Anonymous said...

joe, whats your deal? Theres enough cycling specific sites out there...why not have alittle flavor? Are you not into anything other than cycling? humorous? CRAZY? OFF THE WALL, I GUESS YOU, can always just stick to velonews and read about who's doping, cheating, or some bike parts the real cant afford or doesnt need. Shit lighten up? Dont be such alittle bitch. drink beer...emtae

the MICHIGANSCENE said...

Joe, im sorry you feel this way. I try to keep a light heart and variety within a world of tightness and stale humor. Maybe TMS should come to a end. I just might pull the plug for good.

Anonymous said...

Look what you want did Joe, ya upset him..NO keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

yea i think some of this stuff is kinda goofy.. but who cares. ARC

Anonymous said...

why ya pickin on the goths? SF