This is Toe Cutter the Bad Ass from the movie that made Mell Gibson a Bad Ass, MADD MAXX.Tms: toe cutter whats your predictions for Sunday Michigan State Cyclocross championship?
Toe Cutter: alright thanks for allowing me this honor to state my opinions on such a sport that is in what we call a mans type of bicycle racing. no sitting in on a sunny day smelling the roses and ladies in waiting. staying clean, with nice shiny bikes, all glowing in mid july's day.
Tms: ok ok, lets have it were running out of time.
Toe Cutter: let me say that my favorite race will be the women's field the site of those lovely women in there tight clad outfits. who's that long haired young girl from down south of the border?
Tms: that would Racheal Steele, and she is not racing.
Toe cutter: That makes it easy, the curvy Rhino woman. or maybe that other hot young girl from the Ann Arbor area?
Tms: were runnin out of time. the B race or anything just hurry up...
toe cutter: The B field? I dont know maybe Roger Bowser. Or Tony the young lad from downriver.
Tms: we only have about 2 minutes left..masters and elites lets have it.
toe Cutter: of course the short guy with the thick accent in masters. or uh the guy that won the race last week at Munson. the Elite filed will be very much a game of luck and skill, anyone of 6-8 men could come away with a win.
Tms. OK were out of time thank and have a good weekend.
toe cutter. anytime
This for those of you who dont know who this is its Glenn Danzig, former front man Of the 80's horror punk band the Misfits, and all around tough guy.Tms: Glenn any predictions for this weekend Race
Glenn:' what race?
Tms the one we talked about, The Michigan state cyclocross championship.
Glenn; oh
Tms: well?
Glenn: well the lets start with ankle biters. That LIL Jacks kid is gonna take that teen girl. The C race is gonna be open fire on anyone cant call that one. Masters, I'm calling that guy that rides the cross bike with flat bars, don't know his name? (Simon Bailey). The B field one of those riders with skull jerseys, or maybe that Tall guy from Giant don't know his name. (JB Hancock). OK
Tms: what about the elite fields?
Glenn: theres 5-6 guys that could leave with it. Hell if that Simonster comes, could be his. women's field that broad in the yellow who has been killin it all season.
Tms: Wow. Bold statement
Glenn: what the hell does that mean?
tms: nothing glenn, thanks..
Glenn: no problem.
tms : This man needs no introClubber : what?
Tms: predictions for Sundays cross state championship?
clubber: PAIN, no really were do i start?
tms: Start with wherever you want.
clubber: I pity the fools who start that race...no ..HHMM, B race HMM? Maybe that little kid Tony i peggg him for the win, the other dude, that Giant guy, whats his name long shot. the women's elite...That HOT rhino Honey... uncontested. The Masters oooh, Tough one, that short blond British Guy, Simon or that Mustached Giant tall drink of water. Long shot the bearded bells dude. OK?
tms: you left out the elite field.
Clubber : ain't no way I'm callin that one, it ain't who's gonna win.... its who's gonna come out with all there limbs attached.
Tms: is that your final answer
clubber: yes.
Tms: what if its inclimate weather?
Clubber: its cross fool!
Tms: Thanks
These opinions and predictions are those the ones interviewed, and not directly of those of the Michigan Scene.
13 comments:
The real question is...Who would win in a fight Glenn Danzig or Henry Rollins? You really dropped the ball not asking Glenn. A friend asked the exact question to Rollins this summer and was givin his typical I'm better then you asshole response.
I guess this means I have to "get in the van" and show up tomorrow.
thanks for the blog, it's the best.
RB 1
Some of your best work yet..
You know Danzing sang a song called Cold, Cold rain. Probably what were going to have tomorrow.
Then you have Rollins who wrote a book titled "See A Grown Man Cry/Now Watch Him Die"
But Mr. T took on Rocky...
Give me 10 buck on Dr. Allcome aka H.R.
that was pretty good.
Is that Rachael Steele BATMAN?
Henry Rollins would Slay(er) Danzig. But put Glenn up against Ronnie James Dio and you got a battle. Those two little gnomes would go the distance.
Whatever, it would be Danzig in the first round.
danzig no doubt...
Dio is just finishing up his world sold out arena size HEAVEN and HELL/Black Sabbath Tour and Dio,Iommi,Butler and Appice are working on a new CD/Album for 2008.
Legacy wise, Dio beats Mr. Danzig out of the Galaxy.
Phyically, Dio is in his mid to late 60s and wouldn't waste his time.
Dio knows who is "EVIL or DEVINE."
Glenn is STILL trying to figure it out after all these years.
NUFF SAID.
www.ronniejamesdio.com
www.heavenandhelllive.com
Was wondering why "The Michigan Scene" referred to M. Wissink as "The Quiet One" in previous posts. Now he's being referred to as Wiz. What's the meaning behind the knickname, "The Quiet One"?
Thanks
Wissink was and in our book still refered as the quiet one, for simply one reason, Mike is quiet in his demeanor, not talkin trash or from what we can personally recal saying anything bad about anyone. but on the other end a tough sportsman, as far as someone refering him as the REV, we dont know were that came from but as his riding as dictated the last 3 months he has served his time in hell and should be refered to as the DARK LORD of cross. so on that note conrgrats MIKE. you have earned a great title enjoy it!
but going back to the wiz thing from time and tme again the author at large makes names for Sceners without contacting the main person at the keys. makes sense? WIZ Quiet one? we know who he is. maybe he should fight Danzig or dio, or Rollins, it could be celeberty death match. HM maybe were onto something for next season. were gonna have to ahold Glenn.
I thought maybe "The Quiet One" referred to his riding style. More of a quiet lerker than an attacker, which seemed to have changed this year...just like his nickname.
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