Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Jawin with the Toecutter..


For those that dont know, or missed his brief appearence back in December here on Tms the The Toecutter is best known as the the violent gang leader "Toecutter" in the apocalyptic science fiction film Mad Max. This Man has as many films to his credit as warrants for his arrest. Tms sat down with the Pyschotic one over a cup of Joe, and 16oz plastic tumbler of crushed ICE and Southern Comfort at a bar just outside of Jackson, to get his thoughts of the upcoming road season mainly willow and the next few races..


TMS, How have you been


TC. fine just fine. oh but i have this rash from some moisty we picked at the point, i..


TMS, lets get to the point any bets on Willow.


TC, well let me see. always have to put money on the guy they call the Cyborg, you know i used to ride with the a fellow whom happened to be a transvsetite that they called the cyborg. he could do this thing..TMS OKOK!


TMS. Cyborg for the 1/2, not sure if he's on the list yet?


Tc, than Ill go with a suprise. A ESSEX brass guy who can go fast in solo event.


TMS. Ken Vernier?


TC. YES i think?


TMS, How about Danny Klien or Ray Dybowski? they seem to have the steam behind them.


TC HMM maybe so, maybe so. Ray looks fabulous. danny is such intresting man. quiet and sneaky.


TMS how about cat3?


TC. skinhead from the detroit gang.


TMS scott kroske?


TC, dont know his name but love the dome. I have friend who runs a all inclusive club in the outback that has some womens that can...TMS NEXT question.


TMS, we hear the GIANT KILLER TONY W might be a favorite.


TC. (Im out of liquor)


TMS pours the 2nd tumber of Sc for TOECUTTER


TMS, GIANT KILLER heard of him ?


TC. (as he lights up a fag) HM the littlie child who rides well in horrible conditions. NO he wont win.


TMS OK!


TMS. the woman 1/2?


TC. the women? YES the hatchet wounds hhhmm how can we forget them, as they are not what they seem.


TMS OK, which one?


TC the shapley one of course.


TMS whos that?


TC. I dont know. but i really would love to see MS STEELE back on 2 wheels. i have visions of flyin through the out back with my boy johnny, and ms steele on the back of my BSA drinkin and shootin all the while being ..TMS ENOUGH.


TMS. were gonna thorugh some words out at you and you can answer the best you can. (toecutter is now stumbling over his words.)


TMS, cat 4/5




TC penal fodder




TMS masters 35




TC DIESEL. or Stonecold.




TMS. 45+




TC, dunno, oh wait some sod from south of the border.




TMS, movin on to Cone.


TC, like prison sex




TMS. youngins.


TC not hungry enough




TMS Tokv




Tc, first off let me address the comments made about thou having a hatchet wound. I would gladly

sit IN on that one, but my meth clouded mind doesnt allow me to compute the number of laps it

takes to finish. so ill stay home and take care of the anons moisty's. if you know what i mean you miserable fucks.


TMS TDL


TC, trial by fire we had this initation into the riders of night were a lad would be tied to the back of torino and made to walk with the speed increasing every mile or so until he was in a all out sprint. reminds me of tdl...


TMS Dave Mullins


TC like prison sex


TMS John Card


TC the Horror


TMS The Howard Bros


TC, id like some eggs some toast some..


at this point toe cutter is begining to fade on us. we'll leave you with this
you havent partied until you did it with TC.

Please note: thoughts and views of those interviewed are not directly views of TMS.




6 comments:

Anonymous said...

That SUCKED! Leave that meth head at home.

Anonymous said...

whatta expect from a meth junkie?

Anonymous said...

scary thing is, he's not far off base.

Anonymous said...

Josh T got a finger cut off. How did you miss that, TMS? Let's get some real news.

the MICHIGANSCENE said...

DUH.

Anonymous said...

so close, yet so far MR BOND