Friday, May 02, 2008

To Survive





To live and die in the Killing Fields, looks like another day of survival at the office. TMS hates throwin out the predictions for this one scince its a crap shoot in away in whos gonna survive the trips through the mine fields, lap after after lap , riders falter. Crashes, punctures, broken bikes, The fastest and strongest doesnt always win. NOT saying the past winners werent the fastest. NO NO NO NO...dont get all all angst up on that one..Luck plays a BIG part. Lets face it to win this race ya still gotta be goin PDQ. We can recall one year when lap 1 put nearly the entire TEXAS ROADHOUSE crew out of commision.
TMS is gonna throw out some names but not in any order, with the pre reg list looking like Lindsey Lohan, just much like the party whore herself , it doesnt say much for what your gonna get once ya get her home Or in this case to the line. and just like OL lindsey, Without a doubt its gonna be stacked as it is every year. GOOD LUCK and GOD BLESS.

CAT 1/2 Grahm, Albers, Koch, JAKETHESNAKE, Docsavage, Martin, Christain, GODFATHER, Witte, Riveria, Whitehead. Simonster??


CAT 3, SunLYON 3 of the top 5 , Mapleleaf, FRCC, Wolverine.


Masters 35+ the Diesel, THE Claws, DC, STARKY, Bailey, PAPPA T


Masters 45+ Woliec, Kangas Cahn.

Women 1/2 PH chix. unless bellrose shows

Cat 4 JBBABY, Alan Antonick, AAVC

Teenagers, AAVC

10 comments:

THE REAL GERT said...

Impostors, pretenders, has-beens and want-a-bees, I AM THE REAL GERT!

As for CONE predictions, a few corrections and clarifications:

The CLAWS is doing the race 45+ and a lock for a field sprint win, barring a flat tire

Don’t count out the Saturn Boys, it is their race. The Black Ace is always an unknown, along with Clark and the always surprisingly in the top ten FOSHAG

I also see nothing about the GIANT boys, but then what have you done lately comes to mind…..will any of them bring that late season form from last year road or cross season to the game?

THE GER HAS AWAKEN and it is time for the leaders of Michigan to show their form!!!

Anonymous said...

The real Gert should predict something with a hill in it. You wouldn't stand a chance in this hard mans race.

Find Museeuw, he could call the shot on the flats.

Anonymous said...

Fuck Museeuw, he's doped just like Gert

Anonymous said...

i hate that fuck.Museeuw,

Anonymous said...

who's lindsey lohan?
and who is witte?

Anonymous said...

who's lindsey lohan?
and who is witte?

what rock you livin under?

Anonymous said...

Lindsay Lohan is an american actress and pop singer. Witte is that uptight fat guy who races for bissel.

Anonymous said...

Lindsay Lohan is an american actress and pop singer. Witte is that uptight fat guy who races for bissel.

that is funny

Anonymous said...

i hate that fuck.Museeuw,

Anonymous said...

Lindsay Lohan is an american actress and pop singer. Witte is that uptight fat guy who races for bissel.

that is funny


I just busted a nut, that IS funny!