BASHERS CORNER

You probably got one, you may like it, may hate it, or hell even gave it to yourself, and if you don't, well your probably just not aware of what it is. Whats the big deal with nick names? Basher takes a look at being legally alas.

Point.

alright Nick names..the act of naming someone or something something other than what there joy full parents had well thought out what there little bundle of joy would be referred to as for there entire life. I can see a guy wins a race, scores a certain chick, or is prone to acting a certain way. He/she gets tagged with a fun loving alter name. I'm cool with it. Hell i call alotta friends by there nick name It can even be fun when talking about certain events, races parties, work etc. I can call out a nick name and that poor Bastard could be standing face to face with me and never know I'm referring to his lame ass. Having a nick name is like a crown jewels for some, almost giving them a TOP GUN/Super Hero like feeling. Come on we all like that slick rep some of us nick namers have, and when the shoe fits, its even sweeter. whats wrong with alittle feeling of being one of the crew. Its even more tasty when your whole crew is rolling the names. I often feel it gives one sense of youth, kinda like the Little rascals from BITD, Spanky, buckwheat, alfalfa's, etc..or you could get that Mob like god feeling, Teflon Don, Nicky Eyes, LEFTY, (i always wanted to be called lefty!!) Lil Anthony.

Chicks are not immune to them either...Although not as flattering they get em too..Legs, young gash, Hot stuff. problem is with the female species, they often get hung with shit that would make them slit there wrists if they what the last lay had laid on them, stuff like the above , SHIT the list goes on...mattress back, the Line whore, sperm bank, cum dumpster. real nice stuff.

Nick names just whole Lotta fun loving in a simple thing, makes you feel young, brings you back in time when slapping ass's in the locker room was a daily occurrence. Its OK its all about feeling like one of the crew.

counter point :

WTF? give me a God dam break, Grow the fuck up...your fucking parents gave you name, probably a dam good family name or solid religious name and now your going by some wanna Animal House Frat boy shit!! FUCK THAT Stand up for your parents and stomp anyone who calls you anything other than whats scribbled on that birth certificate. Its to the point where NO ONE should ever even get titled any type of name at birth, and just let society, or your friends tag you with your chosen name.. But you say... I like it, Its OK, It fits, its cute, its funny....FUCK YOU, how old are you any way? grow up and go find your balls. If your married there probably encased in a coach or a DG, if your single, or gay there looking for the next fucking warm spot to call home.

Tms isn't without fault here as they have dropped names faster than many can jump fads. word to your mother TMS just stop..But what about those fuckers who give one to them selves? Self proclaim nick namers! You know who you are, don't try to hide it or slip it under the rug. That's just fucking gay, If society cant give you one, it usually means know one gives crap or they just don't like you! So you have to form your own so you can feel like part of the club, just fuckin sick. respect the fact your too cool to be part of such a gay club

Anyway you slice it in the real world nick names are primo and just god dam fun loving. or just fucking immature.