Tuesday, December 01, 2009

cross prediction

TMS: axel whats up? tells us what you think about the whole michigan cross state championship.

Axel: I tell you this, those homeboys are lucky i dont race a bike anymore, as I can ride as good as i fight, i would be fuckin some shit.

Tms: the rumor was you and duff could shred the single track with the best back in the day, and you also dabbled alittle in the southern cross scene. is this true?

Axel: Dam straight it was true, duff was quite a stud, He spent many long days in the saddle withat dude, whats his name, uh Dave Cullininan , And i dont mind braggin, but hung in the top 3, week after week, all the while being hung over and strung out.

Tms, amazing

Axel, yea, what can I say im fuckin rock star, and when your a rock star you have the ability to do whatever the hell you want, when you and with who you want.

Tms: ever considering coming of retirement? maybe this weekend, it might pump up our local scene with presence of a Rock star like yourself.

Axel; let me say this.... this word retirement thing gets tossed around more than a Buxom blonde hair, big titted groupie who's ass taste like french vanilla ice cream. They aint no retirement in a world of a non paying sport or job. only time away or the loss of intrest, so be carefull speaking that word to me, under stand mutherfucker? i may not be playin big arena's but I sure as hell doesnt mean i aint keepin tuned up, and ready to rock, so the next time you speak the word retirement about me ill fuckn jack your jaw.

TMS, sorry

Axel, as far as I go? why would i come out for the last race of the season?

TMS: for the money?

Axel: what fuckin money? i got enuff of that shit already bitch!

TMS; well ok, it would help our local race scene, i dont know if you noticed its takin some hits in the last 6 weeks.

Axel: i honestly dont think your world can handle a guy like me. My presence and what i tend to bring with it. you think the 150 or so that are gonna show want or can handle what i got? I mean yea it probably would add some gusto to the gig. But for how long? an afternoon? its fleeding. It needs even more than Axel Rose.



Tms: so thats a no?

Axel: dam straight


Tms: ok, were gonna throw some names out and you can answer them anyway you want. cool?

Axel: shoot.

TMS tailwind

Axel corporate

TMS elite men

Axel: Civil war

TMS November

Axel: cold rain

TMS Racheal Steele

Axel: used to love her

TMS the black ace

Axel; one in a million

TMS: springfield oaks

Axel: paradise city

TMS: Stephanie Seymore

Axe: too hot to handle, to cold to hold

TMS: Tim Saari

Axel: patience

TMS Marne Smiley

Axel: sweet child omine

TMS JB Hancock

Axel; welcome to the jungle

TMS C men

Axel: your crazy

TMS: masters 35+

Axel: its so easy

TMS Munson park

Axel: the Night train

TMS: Ann Schwartz

Axel: rocket queen

TMS: the off season

Axel what the hell is that?



TMS whew ! Thanks axel,

Axel. No problem.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

insightful Mr. Rose