es you reach a point in your life, a cross road, a intersection, or exit ramp.... when you got to ask yourself why? Why I'm I here, why do I do this, why do i like this, or that. WHY WHY WHY? etc... its enough if you think too much about it will drive you mad. Or maybe its just us...some people never ask themselves anything, they just assume its what shall, will be. Maybe its just TMS but this past month and the upcoming couple, always puts us into a introspective mind set, about ourselves and our scene. some of these questions come to our mind while others we hear from friends and strangers. some make sense and some dont.....feel free to throw your 2 cents in or not.why is 2 company and 3 is a crowd, that is unless your in bed?
why do people limit themselves?
why does it take so long to build fitness, and so quick to lose it?
why are so many people so disrespectfull ?
why cant people be themselves, and stop fronting?
why does tms keep floggin this post?
why do some put limits on there riding?
why do some do the same shit day in, day out?
why do people insist in changing other people?
why do some people require so much work?
why are some people unreachable?
why do people drop excuses at the start line?
why doesnt TMS put other sceners in its blog role?
why did tms change the name of the blog title last year?
why did TMS have a month last year with nothing but Black people as its images?
why im i addicted to soo many things?
Why is everything soo expensive?
why cant i handle the cold weather?
why are some people more arrogant than confident?
why do some riders clothing have to match?
why cant i hold a straight line?
why does everything have to be soo complicated?
why are some people stuck in a certain time period of there life?
why do some people lack discipline?
why do i hear voices in my head?
why im I quick to start and slow to finish?
why do I crash all the time?
why are some people so complex?
why im i tough to love, but easy to hate?
why im I easly missed?
why do some people get good, only to quit?
why dont MTB'ers wear skinsuits?
why can mtb'er race in sleeveless jerseys, but roadies cant?
why do riders ride half wheel?
why im slow to start, but quick to finish?
why do we need greater travel suspension forks every year?
why do some people lack personality?
why are some cycling clubs friendlier than others?
why cant you argue with some people?
why do some people only stay on the cycling bandwagon for a short time?
why don't many people have a sense of humor?
why cant i pull the right plugs?
why do some perfer to ride alone?
why do some riders have more arrogance than skill?
why are some humans constantly giving advice?
why cant people learn to shut there mouth more often?
why do some people question everything i do?
why are some people so simple minded?
why are people always searching for answers?
Why cant i get faster?
why don't bike shops support the race scene more?
why did TMS stop doing interviews?
why do people ride fixies?
why is Queen Anne so HOT?
why are people so unhappy?
why cant i stop eating?
why do we have the same cross venues year in year out?
why did the MTB race turnouts drop?
why cant i get may ass out of bed?
why cant i sprint?
why do people sandbag?
why cant there be more road races?
why do i kick myself in the teeth all the time
why cant we get another course like TDL?
why cant anyone beat WIZ?
why is Jeff Weinert Nick named the LIL PONY?
why cant i stop playing War Craft?
why cant I hold form from AAVC through labor day?
why doesn't tailwind do Paul Bunyan races any longer?
why didn't we see Don DC Cameron last fall?
why did Foshag stop racing cross?
why does the State Time Trial always have to be at Hines park?
why cant i get the hook up at my local shop?
why do i continue to take peoples shit ?
why does Steve Balogh wear arm guards?
why are some people just plain assholes 24/7?
why do many racers have overblown ego's
why did tailwind build those big Orange steps?
why do i gossip?
why Does Jon Card wear those pearls?
why does robert herriam have so many bikes?
why Cant tailwind and Kisscross get on the same page ?
why isn't there any younger riders coming into the scene?
why cant you bunny hop the barriers in Michigan cross?
why are tubular tires so expensive?
why is everyone talking about 29er mountain bikes?
why does Jon Card wear those silly glasses?
why are there so many Bissell riders?
why do i do the things i do?
why do some riders change teams every year?
why cant i get motivated?
why dont have more MTB races like ORE to SHORE?
why aren't there more time trials?
why does everyone have some form of addiction?
why cant live on junk food?
why isn't pot legal?
why do i need sleep?
why cant i live on beer and wine?
why cant i get my kids to ride bikes?
why cant i climb?
why cant I train more?
why do i have homosexual friends?
why do i complain all the time?
why did Racheal Steele stop racing?
why dont people like MR T?
why don't we have more stage races in Michigan?
why do all the roads suck in Michigan?
why do i make so many fucking mistakes?
why don't more people race cross?
why doesn't Tailwind pay out for the masters?
why is the MMBA board so judgemental?
why doesn't Bells beer sponsor a road team?
why hasn't Mike simonson ever won a tailwind cross race?
why does Simon Bailey run flat bars on a cross bike?
why doesn't Specialized promote road racing in Michigan?
why do my knees hurt?
why do we not have a state wide MTb series?
why is tms anon?
why do we not have UCI cross race in Michigan any longer?
why is racing at Waterford hill so important?
why is does someone reply DOPAGE on tms, for every post?
why don't they race on Thursday nights in Windsor any longer?
why do the Wolverines change there clothing colors every year?
why cant i ride in muddy conditions?
why do they only pay 3 deep at the time trials?
why do people like to be lied to?
why im a lousy crit racer?
why did Bikesport close?
why do some guys only do club races?
why don't any of the Saturn of Toledo riders race any longer?
why do i make excuses all the time?
why do i lie to strangers?
why do they call Rob Foshag The Evil Dude?
why don't we have any night time crits?
why does TMS always post women with guns?
why do people twitter
why don't we have some new MTB venues
why don't people like change?
why cant people take constructive criticism?
why doe's this blog exist?
why do riders that suck still ride $7k bikes?
why does TMS do the MEAT post?
why dont we have a tour of Michigan any longer?
why didnt any of the bells beer guys race cross in 09?
why does rich stark wear orange mittens?
why do i come to this blog?
why..why ??
32 comments:
You ask "why", I ask "why not?"
because of all the DOPAGE
It is a lot easier to ask WHY then do something about it.
boy howdy aint that the truth.
MEATAGE
Why does TMS remain Anonymous?
Thursday Night Windsor back in 2010!!!
why is Jeff Weinert Nick named the LIL PONY? Because he races like a little girl!
Why does TMS remain Anonymous?
because they fear getting beaten within inches of there life.
why?
why did Bikesport close?
because the guy couldnt pay his bills.
good riddins!
Why, Because I can!
maybe you only think you can.
Why cant i get faster?
Because it takes years of hard work and dedication.
why cant i stop eating?
No discipline.
why do we have the same cross venues year in year out?
Because change is hard.
why did the MTB race turnouts drop?
Because humans are notoriously "fickle" and have short attention spans.
why cant i get may ass out of bed?
No discipline.
why cant i sprint?
Genetic restrictions.
why do people sandbag?
It's easy.
why cant there be more road races?
It takes money and and someone motivated enough to do one of the most thankless jobs in the industry; promote races.
why do i kick myself in the teeth all the time
S & M.
why cant we get another course like TDL?
Because it was hard and as soon as a course or event that comes along that's hard, everyone complains and runs to their mommas bitchin'.
why cant anyone beat WIZ?
For the same reason that "nobody could be Weinert", for a while...and "Card, for a while". Wiz is a good rider, but unfortunately, time will win the true race.
why is Jeff Weinert Nick named the LIL PONY?
As a sign of respect from an adversary.
why cant i stop playing War Craft?
No discipline.
why cant I hold form from AAVC through labor day?
Because you're a human without the necessary means to train correctly.
why doesn't tailwind do Paul Bunyan races any longer?
Once again, a thankless job isn't fun and doesn't breed continuance.
why didn't we see Don DC Cameron last fall?
Time...and pain...wins against most humans.
why did Foshag stop racing cross?
Classical conditioning.
why does the State Time Trial always have to be at Hines park?
Change is hard.
why cant i get the hook up at my local shop?
Because you don't rate, even though your over inflated sense of worth is mis-leading to all but the blood sucking fool you see everyday in the mirror.
why do i continue to take peoples shit ?
Why do you care?
why does Steve Balogh wear arm guards?
Pain hurts and instills fear.
why are some people just plain assholes 24/7?
Being an asshole is easier than not.
why do many racers have overblown ego's
Because they've never completed a truly hard race.
why did tailwind build those big Orange steps?
Good idea, bad design. Too bad.
why do i gossip?
Straight forward honesty is difficult.
why Does Jon Card wear those pearls?
Why do you care.
why does robert herriam have so many bikes?
$ or credit.
why Cant tailwind and Kisscross get on the same page ?
Cooperation is also difficult because egos are involved.
why isn't there any younger riders coming into the scene?
$, opportunity and X-Box.
more to come...
why cant you bunny hop the barriers in Michigan cross?
Correct placement and oxygen debt.
why are tubular tires so expensive?
Supply and demand.
why is everyone talking about 29er mountain bikes?
Physics.
why does Jon Card wear those silly glasses?
Which ones...and once again, why do you care?
why are there so many Bissell riders?
Better question. Why are there so many Bissell riders without personalities?
why do i do the things i do?
If you mean 99% of the things that you do, it's because you pick the easy things.
why do some riders change teams every year?
Over inflated self worth and no loyalty.
why cant i get motivated?
No discipline.
why dont have more MTB races like ORE to SHORE?
Because it is hard and as soon as a course or event is hard, everyone complains and runs to their mommas bitchin'.
why aren't there more time trials?
Because it is hard and as soon as a course or event is hard, everyone complains and runs to their mommas bitchin'.
why does everyone have some form of addiction?
Mind candy.
why cant live on junk food?
You can, just not very well.
why isn't pot legal?
In which country?
why do i need sleep?
Human physiology rules.
why cant i live on beer and wine?
You can, just not very well.
why cant i get my kids to ride bikes?
Because you don't just ride, you teach them to train.
why cant i climb?
Specifically power to weight ratio, but obviously to all but you, your own 30-something percent body fat and "love handles".
why cant I train more?
No discipline.
why do i have homosexual friends?
Because you are homosexual or female.
why do i complain all the time?
Those that complain, can't do.
why did Racheal Steele stop racing?
A woman needs to know her limitations.
why dont people like MR T?
Racial profiling.
why don't we have more stage races in Michigan?
Because they're hard and as soon as an event comes along that's hard, everyone complains and runs to their mommas bitchin'.
why do all the roads suck in Michigan?
Frost and high truck weight limits make for a bad combination.
why do i make so many fucking mistakes?
Because you're trying, but not learning. Try smarter, not harder.
why don't more people race cross?
Ok, this is getting redundant, but...Because X is hard and as soon as an event comes along that's hard, everyone complains and runs to their mommas bitchin'.
why doesn't Tailwind pay out for the masters?
Only Elite level racers should get $. If old racers want $, race Elite category. Oh, I forgot, we're all supposed to keep lying to ourselves and each other because it's easier that way.
why is the MMBA board so judgemental?
more to come...
Because they're a bunch of posin' losers that have never completed any difficult task in their pathetically "hidden" lives.
why doesn't Bells beer sponsor a road team?
Maybe they think that road racers don't just have fun racing their bikes and best that they can.
why hasn't Mike simonson ever won a tailwind cross race?
Race smarter, not harder.
why does Simon Bailey run flat bars on a cross bike?
Race smarter, not harder.
why doesn't Specialized promote road racing in Michigan?
Dave Massey likes to keep one egg in his basket.
why do my knees hurt?
Train smarter, not harder.
why do we not have a state wide MTb series?
The promoters would have to share their profits and their races are their businesses.
why is tms anon?
I love the concept of TMS, but truth is hard and anon allows freedom of speech without fear or retribution.
why do we not have UCI cross race in Michigan any longer?
$ and time.
why is racing at Waterford hill so important?
In the real cycling world, it is not important. See "self inflated egos "rant"" further up.
why is does someone reply DOPAGE on tms, for every post?
Limited vocabulary.
why don't they race on Thursday nights in Windsor any longer?
Promotion is a thankless, time consuming job.
why do the Wolverines change there clothing colors every year?
To force their members to spend unnecessary money in which the "trim" is funneled back into the club account...we hope.
why cant i ride in muddy conditions?
Fear and lack of commitment.
why do they only pay 3 deep at the time trials?
That is the correct depth to pay.
why do people like to be lied to?
So that they can keep lying to themselves.
why im a lousy crit racer?
Fear and lack of commitment.
why did Bikesport close?
Bad business practices.
why do some guys only do club races?
Fear and lack of commitment.
why don't any of the Saturn of Toledo riders race any longer?
Age.
why do i make excuses all the time?
Lying is easy.
why do i lie to strangers?
Lying is easy.
why do they call Rob Foshag The Evil Dude?
The world is full of contradictions.
why don't we have any night time crits?
We can't even keep daytime crits.
why does TMS always post women with guns?
Their nature under their beauty.
why do people twitter
Human contact scares people.
why don't we have some new MTB venues
Golf courses, condominiums and "tree huggers"
why don't people like change?
Change is hard.
why cant people take constructive criticism?
The truth hurts.
why doe's this blog exist?
Human contact scares people.
why do riders that suck still ride $7k bikes?
$ and credit.
why does TMS do the MEAT post?
Apparently TMS isn't a Vegan.
why dont we have a tour of Michigan any longer?
Ok, I thought that the last time had come but apparently not. So...because stage racing is hard and as soon as an event comes along that's hard, everyone complains and runs to their mommas bitchin'.
why didnt any of the bells beer guys race cross in 09?
Ok, I really think that now this will be the last time, but...because X is hard and...
why does rich stark wear orange mittens?
Hunting season.
why do i come to this blog?
Because it's there.
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT.THATS FUCKIN HEAVY AND WORTH ABOUT A 20HR TRAINING WEEK.
IF I COULD I WOULD INSERT CLAPPING SOUND HERE..
BUT I CANT.
WHY? I DONT KNOW HOW.
someone just dropped some BIG SCIENCE here..
WOW
why does TMS always post women with guns?
Their nature under their beauty.
Order yours today! http://crankee.me/store/calendar.htm
Why cant i get faster?
Because it takes years of hard work and dedication.
why cant i stop eating?
No discipline.
why do we have the same cross venues year in year out?
Because change is hard.
why did the MTB race turnouts drop?
Because humans are notoriously "fickle" and have short attention spans.
why cant i get may ass out of bed?
No discipline.
why cant i sprint?
Genetic restrictions.
why do people sandbag?
It's easy.
why cant there be more road races?
It takes money and and someone motivated enough to do one of the most thankless jobs in the industry; promote races.
why do i kick myself in the teeth all the time
S & M.
why cant we get another course like TDL?
Because it was hard and as soon as a course or event that comes along that's hard, everyone complains and runs to their mommas bitchin'.
why cant anyone beat WIZ?
For the same reason that "nobody could be Weinert", for a while...and "Card, for a while". Wiz is a good rider, but unfortunately, time will win the true race.
why is Jeff Weinert Nick named the LIL PONY?
As a sign of respect from an adversary.
why cant i stop playing War Craft?
No discipline.
why cant I hold form from AAVC through labor day?
Because you're a human without the necessary means to train correctly.
why doesn't tailwind do Paul Bunyan races any longer?
Once again, a thankless job isn't fun and doesn't breed continuance.
why didn't we see Don DC Cameron last fall?
Time...and pain...wins against most humans.
why did Foshag stop racing cross?
Classical conditioning.
why does the State Time Trial always have to be at Hines park?
Change is hard.
why cant i get the hook up at my local shop?
Because you don't rate, even though your over inflated sense of worth is mis-leading to all but the blood sucking fool you see everyday in the mirror.
why do i continue to take peoples shit ?
Why do you care?
why does Steve Balogh wear arm guards?
Pain hurts and instills fear.
why are some people just plain assholes 24/7?
Being an asshole is easier than not.
why do many racers have overblown ego's
Because they've never completed a truly hard race.
why did tailwind build those big Orange steps?
Good idea, bad design. Too bad.
why do i gossip?
Straight forward honesty is difficult.
why Does Jon Card wear those pearls?
Why do you care.
why does robert herriam have so many bikes?
$ or credit.
why Cant tailwind and Kisscross get on the same page ?
Cooperation is also difficult because egos are involved.
why isn't there any younger riders coming into the scene?
$, opportunity and X-Box.
more to come...
1:50 AM
ETC ETC ETC ETC.................
Well my life is fixed, i just saved a boat load on ,y monthly shrink bill. I new TMS would fix me sooner or later. thanks.
next on the agenda is world domination.
4:44 AM
WOW!!!!!
Why 444?
4:50
4:44 AM
he answer to life the universe and everything = 42
444
FuckYeahTMS!
fuckyea!
Awesome! Best post in years.
I'm personally looking for you to post your predictions on top riders in each category for this years' road season...
I'm hearing lot's of guys are training like M'fers....
Team-Giant Michigan will have a huge 3's team this year that should compete.
THANK YOU
AND WATCH FOR IT AS MISCENE IS LOOKING FORWARD 2010, LIKE NEVER B4
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