The Man Who Saved TMS.

Seems like Bold statement right? How did this guy save TMS, is it dead? dying or barely producing a pulse? Why Him? Why would we hang that title on this guy, hell on some sites his good name could get drug through the dirt faster than you could say Pee Wee. Mention TMS to some people and you may get your jaw jacked. Now were gonna hang this guy with the credit of bailing TMS out of mid winter slump? Yes, But he didn't do it just now with this interview. Scott Kroske does it all season. How? Is it because of all his wins? How he is able to ride people off his wheel at a given moment? puts out huge wattage numbers? Maybe because he is so dam good looking, and is able to drink anyone under the table? How about all the hot woman that seem to flock to him at any group ride? could be? How about all the pictures he takes, makes no monetary gains, never complains or crys JPEG fraud, he is easy going, has the best sense of humor,smiles and carries no thousand yard stare attitude. Scott helps TMS out in an immense way, whether he is a friend, acquaintance and a father or a punching bag for that matter. We would have to say he earns TMS's first inductee into our New found Hall Of fame. On behalf of all us at TMS, Thanks Scott for all you do for us, You have tons of our respect it wouldn't be the same without you.

1. Detroit = Dee-saster. (No reason we shouldn’t be a world class city like Chicago.)
2. Finkel = Let's see your mileage after Ang shoots out a kid.
3. spring training = Repent for Haagen Dazs.
4. beer = Mmmm.
5. club rides = Relax and enjoy the grunting.
6. the month of May = Feeling gay (pre-1971 definition) in…
7. willow TT = First true test. No hiding.
8. cat 4's = Road rash on my fat ash.
9. cat 3's = Less rash on my ash.
10 cat 1/2's = Dropped…
11. mountain bikes = Smell of pine, the feel of dirt.
12. chicks = They all dig me.
13. Pabst blue ribbon = My dad (and Lucky Strikes).
14. fix gear = Men only.
15. mr t = Gettin’ old.
16. day = Kids.
17. night = Angry kids.
18. facebook = Only a matter of time before it’s used against us.
19. SIMONSTER = Driven.
20. Herriman = Honorable.
21. tits = Yes please.
22. guns = Safety first.
23. drugs = No please.
24. money = Never made me happy with it, makes me sad without it.
25. cyclocross = Want it.
26. time = Accelerates away.
27. cotton candy = Like my ex, can never get the sticky residue off my hands.
28. burger king = Calories and creepy commercials.
29. hangovers = Overrated.
30. rust = Oh Lee Um.
31. lance Armstrong = I got nothin’.
32. buzz light year = Spanish version made me pee.
33. woodie = in my pants.
34. stitches = in my pants, ouch.
35. erie st = Flat and Fast, like Moncel likes his women.
36. Bissell = Nothing but respect.
37. Essex brass = Good guys. Not a douche in the bunch (and that’s saying something).
38. the past = forget it.
39. the future = embrace it.
40. right now = live it.

If you see Scott, just say Thanks.