Based on the results sheet it appears that when comes what may, their are only a few true Warriors in this empty verbal grate that you call the Scene. Yes, the fees and costs associated with this "dirt thing" appeared lofty, but the true reason for the lack of travel was based on a fear of reality. Deep into that empty glass that the Posers call their hearts, was actually fear and panic that their lack of intestinal fortitude would fail them in their time of need. Did their mirror show them how lowly they truly are? I hazard that $65.00 was most likely spent this past Saturday afternoon drinking their swill or spewing over their cold cup of black courage as they tell their fellow yellow streaks how good they could have done.
A brief review of the results and associated photographs show that those empty souls were better off under their cover of shame than attempting to shoulder with the true Warriors of this Scene. Paul Martin - 8th. Derek Graham - 11th. Kirk Albers - 14th. Jonathan Card - 17th. Jason Siatlowski - 20th. Robert Foshag - DNF (Yes, I needed the Evil Looking One in my Kingdom for a while.). These are Men associated with the Cups of Victory and were left holding nothing but the shallow scrapings of of attempt. But attempt they did and my respect to them for at least standing face to face against the Black Void.
The results show the difficult nature of their travels into my region. Yes, most of them will live to fight another day. But only they and I know the loss of life that they've graciously donated to my cause. Travel on to your next destination and I've enjoyed our game. When you feel ready to play again, seek no further as only true Warriors know the road into my Valley. I need no rest so hurry your repair as our next battle awaits.
A brief review of the results and associated photographs show that those empty souls were better off under their cover of shame than attempting to shoulder with the true Warriors of this Scene. Paul Martin - 8th. Derek Graham - 11th. Kirk Albers - 14th. Jonathan Card - 17th. Jason Siatlowski - 20th. Robert Foshag - DNF (Yes, I needed the Evil Looking One in my Kingdom for a while.). These are Men associated with the Cups of Victory and were left holding nothing but the shallow scrapings of of attempt. But attempt they did and my respect to them for at least standing face to face against the Black Void.
The results show the difficult nature of their travels into my region. Yes, most of them will live to fight another day. But only they and I know the loss of life that they've graciously donated to my cause. Travel on to your next destination and I've enjoyed our game. When you feel ready to play again, seek no further as only true Warriors know the road into my Valley. I need no rest so hurry your repair as our next battle awaits.
REAPER
23 comments:
Reaper - Word! Bring on the Cowbell!
DOPAGE, tms, DOPAGE!
payout for this race was a fuckin joke. i hope to christ sake this event doesnt come back.
"payout for this race was a fuckin joke. i hope to christ sake this event doesnt come back".
Oh, you're racing for $. I don't know if you noticed but the Amgen Tour is out west. In case you haven't notice, those are the guys racing for $.
Keep on training.
"payout for this race was a fuckin joke. i hope to christ sake this event doesnt come back".
Oh, you're racing for $. I don't know if you noticed but the Amgen Tour is out west. In case you haven't notice, those are the guys racing for $.
i may be wrong, but maybe this anon poster, may be trying to say is that the return on the overpriced entry fee's doesnt mesh with the return. i dont think anyone is doing this michiganscene shit for the funds but alittle effort might go a long way. just my 2 cents
TRU DAT
I race to beat other people.
I RACE FOR CHIX.
incredibly great writing. Seriously, when did TMS get a PhD in English composition.
*FIST PUMP* TMS!
I SIT ON ACID!
Gotta love these reports based solely on looking at the results.
Graham crossed the line in third, but was relegated because his teammate missed the start then rode at the back of the field without a number. Bad decision by the officials if you ask me.
The officials probably wouldn't have even known that Jason was in the field, etc, until one of the other riders complained and cited the appropriate penalty to be given directly from the USAC rule book, which forced the officials to relegate DG.
Correct call from the officials, bad move from Jason.
The operative word is another racer. Or a loud mouthed spectator to the 1/2 race. If you can't beat them, tattle on them? Not a Bissell fan, also not a fan of bitches. DG got 3rd and you know it
yea i guess were a little confused why DG got relegated?
Gotta love these reports based solely on looking at the results.
that is false..you are confused.
hey tms. that cartoon crap on the site is kind of gay. stick the format please
The "rules are the rules" and yes, Jason "jumped in" at around the 40 mile mark, but he did nothing but sit on the back all afternoon. He also did not interfere once with the outcome of the event for a single rider. Definitely "pickin' the easy fruit" to say the least.
Maybe we should get an early start and start bitchin about the Criterium Detroit City now.
stop
lance is done for, check it
"payout for this race was a fuckin joke. i hope to christ sake this event doesnt come back."
Didn't you know this in advance? Why did you take the start? If you think the payout is a fuckin joke, then stay home.
Derek Graham should be relegated in every race he ever does.
I guess we should just let everyone jump into races now as long as they sit on the back. I'm sure the promoter will love that.
Derek Graham should be relegated in every race he ever does.
lmao
DOPAGE, tms, DOPAGE!
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