short races

fat purses

egos on the line

beers on the side line

roasting in the sun

bissel being negative

full panther squad on deck

lathrup finally showing up with matches to burn

masters riding the line but will they double up?

ventus being be dropped

yankus crushing it at waterford, time to step it up and get real wheel bags.

sponsor a rider? what are we boxing? can I someone condom depot?

that 180* corner... lets hope it rains dollars and hoes

eyes bleeding and chins on top tubes

michigan state champs, does anyone give it respect?

low cat's race early and get to drink, why can't the 1/2's do that?

people skipped racing Kent ISD to rest up for state champs, weak.

bangma pays out big for small fields, now don't you feel dumb resting?

empty bottles thrown before sprints, what gives?

did I mention obscenely short crits?

someone better be on the back side of the course giving beer hand ups

reminder: open beers before handing up

witte talking trash

vince laying down the Belgian attack, waffles and all

Einstein bringing more than just the bagels?

rodd brothers muscling in the sprints

sacrificial lamb finally healed up

west coast michigan riders killing it, facial hair and all

Adam of the blue and gold for the win in cat 3's

collins dressed in white won't be far behind

out of state pros and hoes throwing down

chris chew-bert-eeeee

sven ze german stealthed out

ghosts of races past showing up just for the state champs

finkel gettin hitched

ice socks require buying panty hose, am i still a man?

promoters that don't race

keep it cool in the heat

no one gets out alive

kill em all

short skirts distract from apexes