Before most of you head on your merry way to which ever big weekend festivity you got on the docket I thought id drop a little anon science, It don't get much better than discovering another beautiful mind, its even more fulfilling when its Goes TMS anon style like the one below, It don't matter who it came from what doe's matter to me at least, is nearly every dam word out of this fool hit T like the sweet smelling love from his Atlanta pals.
When microwaving vegetables pretend the steam escaping are their screams.
Fall leaves are awesome, at hiding dog shit.
Cross races should be dirty.
Cleaning the bike all night has you wondering what it means to be the off season.
Fuck, why did I put the garden hose away.
Halloween brings out the hoes and the freaks.
Everyone talks about the end of their season, not the start.
Since when did we need excuses to drink beer and party?
A wise man once said nothing. He probably dead. Get a stick...
Count your calories bitch, you aren't riding!
Eyes of intensity turned to madness.
Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hands?
Late season starts make big season hitters concede.
Women make slow legs, but weigh weenies applaud loss of testicular weight.
Wait, beer has calories?
Beer is paleo diet approved.
What the fuck is the paleo diet?
Yearly race count is like dick size...
Wheel size is like dick size...
Can Brian Matter loose more weight?
Trek's big wheel carbon need to gain some weight.
Brian Matter still rides a 26er full suspension with a Camelbak. Stuff it industry.
Fuck where did the year go...
Nothing can kill Simonster. Not even Simonster.
If I drink more coffee maybe the hangover will go away faster...
My microwave sounds like a Holocaust. Shut up vegetables.
People are strange, but strangers are friendly.
Free candy tastes better than the stuff you can buy.
Halloween sluts....come back, please.
January CX has people taking more late season breaks than teamsters.
They say always do what you love...but isn't that selling out?
Goose shit trumps dog shit. It's the quantity, not the smell.
A wise man once said you can't have two break out years in a row.
Why are cops always on cellphones?
SvenZeGerman is bringing it back.
Team shell games are coming to a close.
If more people attend the Bell's party no one will be able to party.
Fuck the snarky snipers.
People bitch about getting older. Can't wait till they bitch about being dead.
Maybe you should get a divorce?
Why did you have kids?
Fuck car and house payments.
Wow, that sucks. Did you see the sluts this Halloween?
There are ten ways to get to the podium. A thousand ways to die.
Hate on Fools..Hate on
Hate on Fools..Hate on
3 comments:
Funny shit, great movie!
The Super Deluxe Texas-Style Vegan Cornucopia
(The ridiculous name that was given to it… recipe by me… vegan experience/elspeth26)
INGREDIENTS:
16 oz purple hull peas
1 small onion diced
2 ts minced garlic
1 diced poblano pepper (can use a hotter variety if you want)
2 cups frozen corn
16 oz tomato sauce
veggie broth
2 cans pinto beans rinsed
4 medium sized tomatoes
6 tomatillos
2 ts cumin
¼ ts red pepper flakes
2 TBS chili powder
1 ts salt
cracked pepper
fresh cilantro
DIRECTIONS:
Roast tomatillos and tomatoes in a 400 oven until soft then dice.
Cook onion and garlic in a medium sized pot on medium heat for approx 5 min (use veggie broth if it starts to stick) add diced pepper and cook 3-5 more minutes. Add spices to taste (the amounts listed are approx to our taste)
Add purple hull peas and tomato sauce with enough veggie broth to cover the peas and bring to boil then simmer 20 min.
Add pinto beans, corn, diced tomatoes and tomatillos. If you want it more like a soup add more veggie broth or you can have it thick to use in burritos. Cook another 10-15 min until peas are tender. Add chopped fresh cilantro towards the end.
Serve over rice with fresh avocado, as a chili or a burrito filling.
The tomatillos add a nice sour taste so use more or less depending on your own preference.
OSGOOD IS A FOLK HERO!
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