Once the spoken words of the infamous EYE GATTO..that's a wrap. Its over..2011 is dead history and braggin rights don't mean shit..at least not around here..I could give you the whole long drug out poor grammar T version, but ill spare Haters that opportunity to throw disgust TMS's way, besides I got 2.5 months of idle time before any real racing gets rollin to let that hate flow. Instead, ill give you what your fellow ridin buddies gave T as there Good, Bad and Ugly of 2011..dont be afraid to pipe in...as t has come to accept Hatin is just as good as lovin if done in the right ways....
Good..
No one died...I think
Alexey V
we got a real course for the state RR
BR became legit
2,478,983,987.5 CX bikes at BRX
DOPAGE
field sprints
Rainville grows up and through s smack
cross B's increase
TANGUY is the best at going long
Alexey V
we got a real course for the state RR
BR became legit
2,478,983,987.5 CX bikes at BRX
DOPAGE
field sprints
Rainville grows up and through s smack
cross B's increase
TANGUY is the best at going long
Detroit got a mutha-fuckin crit
Hotties still come to watch
Dwitte
Wiz comes back from last years brain fade
Dwitte
Wiz comes back from last years brain fade
Milford got bigger and badder
Dirt road classics (or whatever the fuck they are) finally showed up
Sven-ze-German
Cone is still king of tossing your salad
Yorke wins the big dick contest for the most races in a single season
Yorke wins the big dick contest for the most races in a single season
No fights in cyclocross, only a little bummed
Road King wins state TT
BIGRAY
Road King wins state TT
BIGRAY
The Ace let us race in his hood, complete with pool...and hairy guy doing yard work
Tailwind under new management
local Elite sceners resolved the fact a ICEMAN victory is now for the gifted
LIL pony dazzled Haters and lovers with his slic dance moves
local Elite sceners resolved the fact a ICEMAN victory is now for the gifted
LIL pony dazzled Haters and lovers with his slic dance moves
CX State Champs was a 'proper fucked' cross race
Lummis is back roll'n
Kroske honches the State TT
the Quiring kit
CHIX in GR smokin
CrossBastard
the "future" honches a few breaks early on
the Black Ace reveals his super hero kit
DG doubles up ORE@SHORE..state RR
Timmy is the king of spring..
outta sceners appear every weekend
race choices a plenty
SIMONSTERS DEATH MARCHES..
everyone bitches about TMS when they realize there the ones writing that shit
dodging car jacks in the ghetto trumps, breaking legs in the burbs
Sven brought questionable watts and upset that mainstays
Kroske honches the State TT
the Quiring kit
CHIX in GR smokin
CrossBastard
the "future" honches a few breaks early on
the Black Ace reveals his super hero kit
DG doubles up ORE@SHORE..state RR
Timmy is the king of spring..
outta sceners appear every weekend
race choices a plenty
SIMONSTERS DEATH MARCHES..
everyone bitches about TMS when they realize there the ones writing that shit
dodging car jacks in the ghetto trumps, breaking legs in the burbs
Sven brought questionable watts and upset that mainstays
Kroske is still a perv
KISSCROSS
westside throwin TMS love
Uberti wins state crit championship
mountain scene on the incline
Rhonde Van Stoney gets bigger
CHIX in Milford hot
haters
fake boobs
Kroske fathers my child
comebacks
chix with glasses
Crit in D-town
Dave Massey callin the race
Bells sponsor ICECREAM race
Panther flyin when they show
MAC B
Hermitman
surviving mid summer burnout
Stange bumps up
Rudyard grows inches.
BAD:
DLAM goes down at cone
TOWC lays an egg
haters
DC
Bells pulls the plug on the MTB gig
Terry R RR turnout is as lows as most sceners wattge
KISSCROSS
westside throwin TMS love
Uberti wins state crit championship
mountain scene on the incline
Rhonde Van Stoney gets bigger
CHIX in Milford hot
haters
fake boobs
Kroske fathers my child
comebacks
chix with glasses
Crit in D-town
Dave Massey callin the race
Bells sponsor ICECREAM race
Panther flyin when they show
MAC B
Hermitman
surviving mid summer burnout
Stange bumps up
Rudyard grows inches.
BAD:
DLAM goes down at cone
TOWC lays an egg
haters
DC
Bells pulls the plug on the MTB gig
Terry R RR turnout is as lows as most sceners wattge
"I want to win before I upgrade, ya know?", fuck off, go plank
Evildude face plants at TOWC
Evildude face plants at TOWC
Friday TT's
fakes
straight shooters
fakes
straight shooters
Best paying omnium in MI was a secret charity event, huh?
Quiring kit
Quiring kit
Battenkill promoter loved money more than racing. Maybe wear a condom and don't have eight kids?
comebacks
cry babies
Toledo/Sylvania crit
comebacks
cry babies
Toledo/Sylvania crit
Barry Roubaix finishing area....start taking bets who dies in 2012
Mysterious Flint / Fenton points omnium...wait, what just happend?
Birmingham Crit loved its purse so much it tried to keep it
linden CX how many turns?
excuses
linden CX how many turns?
excuses
Pretty boy Joe steps down
I'm pretty sure the wolverines are breeding...
I'm pretty sure the wolverines are breeding...
Big red swallowed up the 2012 talent
Panther population in Michigan extinct
2012
Alex V wins Battenkill 2 race
2012
Alex V wins Battenkill 2 race
No matter how long you make a road race it still finishes the same way
Grand Rapids showed the pros what a real weather advisory could be
Sharting
the UGLY Greyhounds caught cheating...at a relay race...seriously.
November Mustaches: glad your wife finally let you grow something
Broken bikes
Nobody likes the truth
Miscene spring
Michelob Ultra sponsor west branch.
Toledo/Sylvania crit turn out
Nobody likes the truth
Miscene spring
Michelob Ultra sponsor west branch.
Toledo/Sylvania crit turn out
Rich guys who think the rules don't apply. Fuck off.
Horrible tan lines
The smell of a full porta-john in the summer heat
Waterford worlds needs a new master to make it faster
Cherry Roubaix endless championship podiums....everyone gets a medal!
Brian-the-brain-Matter goes down while reaching for greatness at icedog
Trainer time
BOBW on his 4th x race of the day..
Timmy's sweet disintegration
BOBW on his 4th x race of the day..
Timmy's sweet disintegration
Dropping your GU in the porta-john, but still using it..What!? I wiped it on my shirt
Crash replacement....how fucking much?
Being disconnected
The Monster doesn't show, keeps the nookie
forever wait for results
Facebook banter
The girl at the Pilot station
pizza elbows
the cross guys form
The Monster doesn't show, keeps the nookie
forever wait for results
Facebook banter
The girl at the Pilot station
pizza elbows
the cross guys form
Old school glasses
Kits with holes in them
Broken bones
wtf's
rudy Ps shifters..someone show that kid how to put his bike together
track events on the point series
not riding for the month of July..
haters..u-no who you are
attitudes
the top heavy pay outs
muscle cars at Milford
Kroske in the $
fake watts
fake shakes
fake friends
BS
BHAM hangs on to the funds
Dtown pay out
fake teammates
JMAK dissin TMS
No Henry in the fall
comebacks
Haters LOVE wtf
altering Xcross courses
to be continued...
wtf's
rudy Ps shifters..someone show that kid how to put his bike together
track events on the point series
not riding for the month of July..
haters..u-no who you are
attitudes
the top heavy pay outs
muscle cars at Milford
Kroske in the $
fake watts
fake shakes
fake friends
BS
BHAM hangs on to the funds
Dtown pay out
fake teammates
JMAK dissin TMS
No Henry in the fall
comebacks
Haters LOVE wtf
altering Xcross courses
to be continued...
38 comments:
How is Alex Vanias winning Battenkill bad?
how, and why?..fuckin TMS is on glue..thats why.
Forgot to mention Kachelberry taking the year off, avoiding dope testing in the WTF section...
I doubt he doped. He could use a cheeseburger though. AZ fad of not eating is strong with that one.
Kachelberry. AAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How about shitty state time trial turnout.
"How is Alex Vanias winning Battenkill bad?"
"how, and why?..fuckin TMS is on glue..thats why."
Maybe TMS means "bad"...as in "good".
TMS IS ON GLUE! the Testors brand, i would suspect.
rumor has it york is doping with cheese suppositories. give you all the energy with none of the weight
DOPAGE!
I read this.
I laughed.
I cried.
I cracked open another beer and thought I was Chuck Bukowski for just a moment.
Thanks TMS.
CROSS BASTARD!!!!!
cheese suppositories are legal by USADA and USAC rules ;)
pepper jack, or colby?
betcha its fully Jacked up Linburger.
boy what did TMS do to JMAK?
Lol. TMS is the best.
Kachelwhatever may be on 'roids. You never see that guy when he's mad? Total rage - he tips at the slightest things.
Kachelwhatever isnt doping
i think he and few others suffer from the David Banner syndrome, a kinda like self induced state of rage from the combination, of too many B-HAM groups rides, Herriman 100 milers, laps at Waterford, caffeine, and VO2 intervals. Maybe that's it. Might make a good T topic?
cross guys form ugly??? didn't he finish 2nd overall in Master's 35+? Won 2 races, took most hole shots? Seems like a good year for someone who missed entire road season due to injury.
yes. His December form was UGLY.
the "CROSS-GUY" gets eaten alive in the real world of masters riders. check the USGP results
OUCH!
the cross guy has road credentials?
WHO THE HELL IS THE "CROSS-GUY" ANY HOW?
Kachelberry....oh my.
"jacked up" berry is so obviously the poster boy
for a doped up masters guy, you would have
to be blind to not see it. He brags he is stronger now
then when he was younger....
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAArrrrrGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
GIT SOME!
Checked those USGP results for CROSS GUY. Last day of Derby City finished 36 out of 69 starters(16 out of 27 Cat 2 riders). 14 places AHEAD of regular Tailwind Elite rider Patrick Russel, 1 place behind Tailwind elite rider Andrew Weir, 5 behind Pete Thompson. Hardly eaten alive for first year Cat 2. All the haters complain when someone sandbags, but give no props to someone tryin' to move up and get better. Just sayin'
i could care less where the "crossGuy" places..but if he wants to get "better" race Mi elite against real masters..I.E. WIZ, Jeff W, Moncel, Card..etc
but then again hypin, about gettin 10th doesnt look as good as clawin your way to the top of Miscene Masters..
Just sayin..
Another case of "Anonymous" banter. Cross-guy gets props. Pick on the other guys that couldn't figure out what class to stay in. Masters 35+ plus was one of the toughest classes in the state this year. So all those dudes that raced in it deserve props for kicking in each others heads all season, every lap, every race.
i agree
GODSPEED TMS, SO MUCH HATE!
No hatin just flat faced honesty. In the REAL world of Masters racing, Michigan masters riders whether it be road/cross/mountain etc.are soft plain and simply put. thats why Mike, Jeff and the rest of the real masters race elite, or cat 1/2 level competition. Its no disrespect be proud without gloat, but hypin it any other way is an insult to the real deal dedicated over 35's.
Couldnt of said it better myself.
PERM!
I respect the hell out of the dudes who could race masters, but choose to race elite in cross. Ballers, all of them. But don't tell me that racing a cross race, with a field of 15, on a wide open course is anything like racing a crit with 50 people jamming themselves into tight corners. The young guns can sometimes take lines that don't jibe with my mortgage payment.
HUH?
KachelBERRY - strong like bull
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