PRE-SEASON HYPE-n-SHIT P1

By now most that frequent this poorly composed blog have gotten there 2012 plan in line..Goals might be set, grudge matches are composed in the brain, new teams are composed, the banter has hit the self bloated blogs more than the grip the TOWC stole from sceners again... Throw the fact that facebook twitters with wattage numbers, calories cut and early season miles and possible results. Just the mere thought of all this hub bub raises T's pulse so much that punching keys is a difficult task..but a mans gotta do what what i gotta do..so without further here goes what most are shootin for, and then some...

BRX..Barry Ruby..the big opener for most..its a beautiful thing this race is some will race up some down..COUGH COUGH...and others are just dam tickled ignorant to be there..speaking of ignorant the added run up at the end and no beer..well i guess it isn't springs version of ICEMAN..but still a cool race to boot..you might wanna bring along the SHAQ packs if its anything like last year..

Lowell 50 3/31/12..dirt roadin in the westside its a gettin bigger every year..cross bikes are prefer d but don't rule out the roadie rig..

Spring Flingin 3-412in the metro area..take your pick , or do double duty, or any way you want it... Back to Waterford, or the AAVC runaway plaza..nothing getting race form for say an early season crash..i mean peak..good races solid turnout leave alittle in the tank every weekend and you still could be rollin into July..come and see those that have and have not..

Fisk Knob 4/15/12 the annual get your TT thing on a roll em out..it got bumped back a little this for 2012 with hopes of using more tolerable tt gear..if never done it do it..suffocation on a tt bike in early spring is a beautiful thing

Willow TT, 4/28/12 if you missed Fisk Knob or like the roadking just cant stop racing hit up the infamous willow TT, 6 laps..count em if you can 6 laps.... a good opener for the seasons gauge..wind is always on the menu but beware of the parking lot warmups..DAM fool watch yo self..somebody is bound to carnage themselves to the fullest......... hey look out.....
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Cone Azalia 5/6/12 classic..the infamous break your bike, break your body and yo wallet..hardmen and hard tires need only apply..its now to the point it has earned its name the classic wind, mud, flats and Paul martin are usual the deal breakers....thank that dude super Dave if ever comes to town for starting the tough SOB!

TOWC, 5/12/12 sick of riding your overpriced carbon rig on shitty Michigan roads? well god saved you haters they cancelled that shit again...but dont get too depressed, theres a good chance it will get rescheduled before you make other plans..

West Michigan stage race, 5/19-20/12 gets the official hype it needs 3 races 2 days...come locked because spring flingers should be starting there peak..

Tour Of Frankenmuth.. 5/26/12 get up early to the this posh little place in the middle who gives shit and bring as mush watts as you can muster, only big rollers need apply, oh and while your at practice your parking lot speed bump bunny hops..dam hater...got more in yo tank hit the fondo up later and pretend to roll like BIGRAY

GRBC TT..5/28/12 cant stop racing...TT lovers rejoice you got another...check it out its wortha shout

West Branch Classic.. 6/2/12 two days in semi northern Michigan..the peak has now begun..If the big bitch of a climb dont get you the shear watts to hold rollers wheels on the back side will...beware of tangy beer, and hot ass chix in the Sunoco stations..that shit will get you every time

Le Tour DE Mount peasant... 6/9-10/12 3 days..TT friday night ...fast ass crit saturday and if you roll the 1/2...130 miles of gettin guttered...leave your pimped out TT rig cuz you cant use that shit friday night...watch out for indians,and the local hotties...

Duck Lake state TT. 6/16/12. if you still got anything left cranking out a 40K with that seat shoved in no mans land is a good way to squeeze the rest of the spring fling juice outta your hynie...you say WTF 180 hr doenst feel no matter what you park yo butt on. give it try..fields are thin, hell race up 1/2 and pop a top 10...just sayin..

Celebration Crit.. 6/17/12 real prize money and it aint too far for all you east siders to lose your pride gives this one a try crit season now in session MF"S

Detroit CRIT.. 6/30/12 MURDER CITY MURDER CITY...Canucks came over and beat the pants of most 1/2..tight fast course( ask YANKUS) with a open BLVD finish...for god sakes if anything come on down and check D-TOWN in the heat of the summer..

Terry Riech charity race 7/8/12..Hillsdale where..ok ok..its in the middle of what T refers to as southern Michigan militia territory..don't be scared those Nazi punks just look angry..

BTR.. 7/14/12 easy on easy off..big ol office park crit....with a interesting twist of a finish...make sure you know your social security number if you plan taking home any fat cash..wtf you need that for?

le Champion Pave.. 7/22/12 .for god sake at least come down and see a city in decay..Flint..nice place to visit wouldn't wanna live there..Kidney belts not required but are suggested..race on one of the oldest crit course in the state.

Mullet Yawn...where are you?

Milford state championship CRIT 7/29/12 doggin..secod chance to get your form is now brewing don't worry about the last corner it only looks sharp..and the silly little hill aint shit....make a day out of it cuz theres whole lot to look at here folks..and when your done..hell get yo self some Ice cream..

Hine park TT 7/5/12 out and back..and your done..the one that brings out the creeps from the wood work..everything from dirt clods, to tri dorks hit this one up watch out for fool in the 5s fast dude..

Cherry Ruby in Traverse 7/11-12/12 city..miss this one and your either at ORE/shore or your dead..great race weekend..if you still got legs if you don...t theres always the bar at the Holiday Inn..hey fool this aint my drink..what chu lookin at sucka ..?

Tour De gas Light.. 7/19/12 Critin in the place that breeds beautiful women...GR water..its good for your skin and boobs..solid event..

Sylvania Cycling Classic, 7/25 /12 Ohio state Crit championship in the Black Aces back yard, and close to your neighborhood bring your trunks. but not before you practice suffocation and riding at the same time as this one will show no mercy..and even better if it rains.ouch ooh..

yea the RITE AIDE..its down there..thanks.

Birmingham Bicycle Festival 7/26/12 ...they like there money up here and the Wolverines....it would be a dam cryin shame if you didnt hit up this dog after you got done hanging out in the Glass city the night before..dam..AAVC and Springflingin seemed years ago...

Debaets-Devos Pro-Am Memorial Bicycle Race 8/3/12 ..with all do hope its not the only gig in the Murder city come the three day...but if it is..get ready for the grand finaly..of crit racing in for 2012....round and round she goes..it just isnt the same as the the old venues..I got kinda used to Hypos gettin stuck in my Tufos...

feel free to plug in your midweek Big Johnson contest going on at any nearby race track, office park or Tuesday night ride..whatever you choose..just don't hate the game..hate the players ..

come back later... cuz it could get dirty.
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