Friday, April 13, 2012

Random-mess


My Momma once told me Lawrence.."sometimes the best conversation comes from the oddest acquittance" I always keep that close to me when im out in about..and to be dam frank its the solid truth haters..And since i aint stingy and i got some time to kill before Mike stops back.. ill share some of my latest banter with your hatin souls..

Bike shop prom queen contest in full swing…. The best of the worst will take the crown – yeah, game theory fools.
Form..whats that?
Sittin in yea right? 
You guys think I'm just some untouchable peasant? Peon?
the Future comes equipped in a skin suit and such.... 
Battenkill the Bissell kids go there
Chatter on Book-Face about weight loss, maybe you are just not that good?
Mr. French returns to tame the Simonster once again?
Will “Chunk” ever lose the weight?
Im more a MTB guy 
anyone counting laps?
 Oh, I know. I feel all empty inside because of it. I have such a deep admiration for guys that roll around on the floor with other guys.
whats up with Two Wheel Tango
BRX peaks now coming soon
Kachelberry comes home
MTB in Miscene is it over, or rebuilding
Yankee will draw over 500 for the opener – will Tailwind even total that for the year?
Will it snow for PLRA?
 Oh
diet..yea right
just sayin...
Trek should stop making MTB bikes and stick to making clothes or something.
That month of good weather will create atomic explosions – who’s first?
JTP talks a lot…
VENGE...its just faster...
compressed 
SIMONSTER goes skinny
you know they have doctors for that
WIZ goes to the road?
funk
Waterford how many time we will we race there this year?
the machine gets rollin
dry trails wooo woooo
if its raining                 Im out.
DC in full effect
spring fling is serious or are we just riding
spinin easy       again?
Shifty Ray is on a comeback  count on in..
Cycletherapy is the new TwoWheel Tango
Will the twins move or relax for the year?
The Future looks bright. 
questionable comes from outta hiding
im fast
RAINMAN..
they have doctors for that now
Latte and scone anyone?
LWS in full effect 
DANNYK will always be DANNYK
 You're not fooling anyone

it aint much but the its the thought that counts..

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haters hatin haters makes Hater hater hate haters.

Anonymous said...

haw haw haw haw..hee haw

Anonymous said...

Can we get a glossary of nicknames?

the MICHIGANSCENE said...

good idea.

Anonymous said...

JTP is his own biggest fan, he's comin for you! now that's the real deal right there.

Anonymous said...

JTP IS A BAD MAN

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is JTP? Can he ride or just talk smack and run home to mommy with a log in his britches, another wheel sucker more like it sit and ride the work of some other then dance to the finish. I HATE WHEEL SUCKERS,

Slayer's come-in (Lock and Load)

Anonymous said...

dance to the finish...?

learn to sprint or ride dudes off your wheel..

just sayin

Anonymous said...

1000 ways to race but only 1 crosses the line first

Anonymous said...

follow wheels? who gives a shit if you win.

Anonymous said...

whos more of a badass, jtp,dc, or kachelberry? now theres a real posse

Anonymous said...

tri stooges

Anonymous said...

JTP is a non-conformist.

Anonymous said...

Cavendish made s good living following wheels. Someone has to follow there is only one spot at the front, its for the people who talk about how strong they rode, usually followed by I had nothing left at the finish