So the unofficial screen door of summer is about to slam on your butt, and you might not even got that elephant ear you were looking for... maybe you went out on a limb and tried that other deep fried thing-a-ma-bob you had your cross eyed on..and well... it didnt quite hit the grease spot you were lookin to fill..Aint no big thing ....even if you didnt have the legs you thought you had..There again maybe you surprised yourself and the rest of speculative dopers around you.
Racin has been going off like firecrackers in my neighboring trailer park the last few weeks, and I aint even had time to compse a decent write up worth the price jak without getting piled on by haters alike..No worries cuz i aint mad atcha..My time is precocious ...got lots of things to do..and hatin aint on the docket...not now..
So whats this poorly written shit post all about..get a grip only two weeks of solid skinny stuff left before the air turns crisp..and i gotta small feeling the shit is gonna... good real good...If Miford , the Cherry Ruby and East GR are a sign of things to come you better be going in the right direction...early faders seem to be creepin and spring peepers seem to be fadin..I know im starting to drift and i aint feelin bad... this aint formaldehyde im flyin on..Im kickcin it old school joe style...Do yourself a favor and regroup get the most out of the last two weekends..you owe it to yourself..You got options.. you got another state championship in your back yard..The Sylvania crit might be a good test for those cross legs some of you think you got..the course is rumored to be the equivalent to a meat grinder.figuratively speaking of course...and since the east cross schedule boast more double days than ever before..Dont be hater cuz you aint drivin a pimp ride and sportin a plastic gal..get on over to The B-HAM and B-Scene.Hell you might even get a glimpse of a pony..if you leave with all your skin intact ..two hard ass days of multi corner racin may just be the extra sauce you need for the remainder of the season or the stew that's on the brew..
control it....
east GR https://www.usacycling.org/results/?permit=2012-2174
32 comments:
Props to Sylvania - any course that encircles a pool with a BBQ grill is A-1 in my book. Awesome racing too!
Id agree.
Michigan racers should be ashamed of themselves if hey ignore this one.
I need some new haters. The old ones are starting to like me. Hater hater
no there not
its an illusion
BBF is this weekend!!!!!
man up do the double
My wife will only allow me to do one race.
there's other fish in the scene.
VAGINA!!!!
One must be mature enough to touch those. its quite obvious that most that frequent here are not.
JTP can't resist them.
PEDs?
JTP coming to podium near you
JTP....nuff said
Potentially Erect Penises?
did u mean Dicks?
You're all doping cocks on here.
jtp has no moral compass
The Sylvania crit just may be for hard men only.
soft ones may want to opt out for B-Ham.
just sayin.....
all the voices make um stop
1:38 Hard men don't use the phrase "just sayin".
being 1:38 PM
didn't say i was one
Im going to B-Ham only i dont got that.
just sayin.....
Adam York will be at Sylvania and he will tell you how much better he is than you the whole time. Just sayin'
“When anger rises, think of the consequences.”
— Confucius
I'll be at both, and I'll tell you how much I suck just before I attack. Hopefully B-ham pays. I don't like talking on the phone for an hour to get what I've already won.
I think what Adam meant to say is hes going to show you how much better he is than you.
Just Sayin'
Hard men don't use the phrase
"just sayin".
http://vimeo.com/35577950
sounds like an expert on hard men
BAH
Sylvania pre-reg closes tonight. Get in if you want $.
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