Thursday, October 04, 2012

Sleep Talkin


There are things that keep you up at night that are worth the price of the night out with my Atlanta friends, and there are those that are just probably another poorly punched out shit post, this being the latter. T layed in bed the last few nights with a certain Schlitz induced gusto for half the night trying to wrap his head around why we as a scene and humans for that matter have nic named each other. T used to have this opinion and he felt strong about it.. Your Momma and your daddy gave you name, a dam good one, could a been an old family name, a place where you born or conceived or even the friend of an ex lover I don't know..I used to stick to it..but somewhere along the mixed up trail i stumble along i fell into the hype..and well started socially tagging people with nic names. Mind they all have a reason, some may agree others might not, and many were around from dark ages and shouldn't get credited to a T as they have another source. So that being said i may as well put my sleep talk-in to use..heres a sample..theres more but i wouldn't wan impose anymore hate..


Tom Linck:          have you scene this guys physic and he did the pose on the podium a few years back you know the...he hulk esq flex?

Alan Antonuk:     AA like the batterys

Jordan Wakely: the Graying Giant his stature

Jarod Makowski: JAMK..its easy to remember

John Osgood:     JGood orChunky Clunker: Johnny got good for a chunky guy...

Ray Dybo           BIGRAY: for his stature and his heart..
 
Christain Tanguy Frenchie, or Tanguy: where he is from and a play on the name

Scott Kroske: the Love machine.. cuz for no other reason he spreads it

Mark Parmalee   Parmachicken: his form is often like the meal sometimes its good sometimes its not

Mike Anderson  A-Game“Le Rei de Roubaix” (The King of Roubaix) : never seems to be "off"

Jeff Wienert   LIL PONY: comes form yore rides unbridled with youth and vigor

Tony Bruley     Pappa T: its a kid thing you wouldn't understand

Dan Klien         DANNYK: obvously its a play on his name, but it doesn't hurt he sometimes dances off the front, like the real Danny Fuckin k

Jake Rytleski: Jake the snake..simple every Jake gets that tag at some point

JTP?                 just too picky, jump trip and puke? Jon Tom and Paul? i dunno

Alexey V         KIDA, he's good like Radiohead 

Mike Siminson    SIMONSTER: see shreks definition

Derek Grahm DG: his inittials, strangley enough they also mean Dam Good.

Dan Lam Sacrificial Lamb: blame that on the Cone mishap a few years back

Sven Baumann: Das German: this one is easy

Dan Yankus: Dam Yankus just sounds good..

Andrew Florian: Fly-weight the kid is small but quick

Mackenzie Woodring BigRing: cuz she is soo dam strong

Jon Card The Black Ace: no need to define this one..the man is an excellent Card player

Jason Lummis Beer Buddy: makes a good drinking pal and was once part of the semilegendary Bells team

SJD: a play off her name...but bugs ear is more befitting
 
Corey Stange Mustange: also a play on the same..but often rides like the Ford Muscle car fast but not extreme

Alan Zoltoski: Z-Man seems like everyone with a last name that ends with Z gets tagged Z-Man, I like Zolo-Jesus better..the God of the weeknights

The Future: its anyone's guess

Brian Kozeliske: Lil Brian he's small and he reminds me of this kid that works at the party store down the street from my house

Ron Catlin: RonC it fits    simple.

Ryan Cross: Long Lost Cross back when he came back from his sickness

Luke Cavender: young Luke..like a Jedi

Don Cameron : DC his initials or Don Maul like the villain he is

Mac Brennan: BIGMAC cuz its easy to remember

Dan Korienck: Shrek look at the guy big..kinda scary     but nice as hell..

Robert Foshag: the Evil dude cuz he used to look like that guy Ming the Merciless from Flash Gordon
 
Don Cummings: the turbo diesel..Built like a truck but like baby got back.. he's got it going on like a Turbo Vette

Chris Gottwald: get wild..total opposite of his quiet demeanor
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Brian Adams: The Eagle..how he rides with his elbows sticking out like the bird

Arm Pit: any small dude or dudette that gets under your arms..aint gonna name em

Richard Rainville: Just the Kid: well he's a kid, and we've watched him go from pre teen to semi fast older teen.

Tom Burke The Road King: one the MBRA for something title quite often

Adam York The Bunny: his riding style jumpy like a cute short bald sarcastic bunny..

Randy Rodd ROD the Bod, or the Future: guy looks good all around and he has a personalty that just is too fun

Tim Finkel TIMMYF: kids stuff and probably a play on his name rock star cuase of his white shades and his sweet personality ??

Alex Vanias The LION of LEROY: his hometown and the fact his riding is beyond ferocious

Mark Cahn: The Con Man..nothing like his cool personalty so it fits..

Jason Swiatlowski: S W A T. you never know when he is going to strike

Jon Gaberial: California Jon..he used to live there

Jimmy McMurray: white Lightning cuz of a kit he used to wear back in the Juli V days..that was solid white

Anne Schwartz: queen Anne won more state cross titles than anyone, plus she wears that big long coat at times gives her the look of royalty..

Rick Snow: the Snow Man cuz he loved the Movie Smokey and The Bandit

Rob Daksiewcz..Dock savage after he be-headed Bruce R and Derek W at the Lansing Crit a hundred years ago..

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well we all know what the "T" stands for in JTP.

Anonymous said...

tuff

Anonymous said...

Toolbox and testosterone. contrary to what was suggested getting a rx for t is not some clandestine lifestyle. easy for any guy over 40

Anonymous said...

true

Anonymous said...

There's alot of T in the scene, the masters guys are full of it.

Anonymous said...

if they are they better get another script, since none of them are setting the world a fire.

Anonymous said...

How much of a gain do you really think "T" is going to make?!

Like 5:36 said... No one outside of DC is really doing anything to speak about?

Anonymous said...

DC is just good no T needed

Anonymous said...

So everyone else is on T, but are all slower because they suck... Nice logic.

Anonymous said...

in the big picture most everyone in the Michigan scene actually does suck.
less 3% are legit on a national level

Anonymous said...

agreed... it's all relative.

Anonymous said...

7:15 PM
i agree as well, no disrespect to all of us. were just as someone put it perfectly "Genetic Slag"

Anonymous said...

Getting on T wont make you pro, it will make you say 10% better then what you would be. Schubel was doping with all kinds of things, was he pro? No, but he was faster then if he was clean....that is the point.

Anonymous said...

Are all thieves millionaires? It's humorous how stupid people are, not all dopers are pros and doping won't make genetic slag a pro. It will make genetic slag 10-20% better than they would have been.