Power Rankings M35

Drfitin Glenn Style:
So the story goes like this...last night...after i cleaned up the evening slop...I talk T into getting out of the house for a few hrs..i get the feeling he doesn't get much outside influence other than what he keeps catchin up on in the pile of misc beta he has neatly packed in a milk crate adjacent to his Zenith. If he doesn't get out soon he is just gonna be another TV casualty..its doesn't take much persuasion   and  he agrees..But only if its in within walking distant to his house. No problem i dont mind staying local we head downtown check the Christmas lights he gets a laugh when i through an elbow into a "Jack O lantern" some simple fuck has displayed next to his horn o plenty. I like Pumpkins and creepy shit but after Nov 1 that shit needs to go away..period..after some laughs we head to the lights of downtown...
since neither of us is all too up to date on local scene of sorts after some window shopping in the Comic releif and looking at pics of everyday folk in the Photo studio..... we stumble into the a place that we pick random.sights of old jocks and jar heads come to mind..the token rock chick is seated at the bar with some dude twice her age vying for a piece with the some fuck with his hat on backwards...i can never figure out how dudes get laid when they cant even wear ball cap American style...fuckin backwards...fuckin hate that shit....
first thing i hear when we come through the door is Rush...Limelight being a Getty lee fan i slide into the first booth and make myself at home..T orders something for both of us..fuckin Zima's..dam.he drinks his wih a straw....and within seconds some chick named Jody hops in with T...she's cute.. spiky blond hair.. fit athletic build.. in a leather jacket and skinny jeans not my style but i dunno what kinda  kinky things T is into but he's seems happy..im little put to the edge she's smoking heavily  the fact T is so straight edge.makes me wonder..wtf .but he is laughing like a lil child..After groping on him of sorts.....Jody gets up hits the Juke Box up...fuck..Neds Atomic Dustbin...WTF...T is in his seventh dream ..dude doesn't get out very often i feel bad for him..but looks like he  aint hatin life...im dying lousy here...minutes turn to hours...Im now completely on the out and speechless....T grabs my ear and whispers to me don't wait up.."going to close the night ya know..super trendy style"...wtf does that mean?.......nothing like getting ditched..
through a twenty to the cute dark hair chick behind the bar and head out..im hungry but home is close so i fight off the urge to hit up the 24hr Coney..but dam those thoughts of gyro's are hard to fend.....make in there in kwick time hop up the steps...I stumble over a pile of keds and fumble for the lights..fuckin home..hit the blue filter..grab the first beta labeled "Flintstones..Dr Sinister Rare episode"..shove it in while im waiting for the tracking to settle down... head to the cupboard and grab a box from way in the back.hold it up to the stove light......and im  blown away....WTF...is this...???

UrKeLo-S.......
often shit just makes you go why....searching for an answer that are not obtainable...sometimes shit is jus so hard....
sometimes T worries the shit outta me....

1. John Osgood TSB: it would be a fuckin crying shame and a outright lie to say his numbers arent up.and skills are equal...JGood seems to have tweaked the plan a tad although he isnt ridin off the front  he gets my nod for the power leader here. he's like good Ol fashion eggs and bacon eat it early enough and theres enough fuckn fuel to grease the entire day. i can only imagine if he dropped 15-20 how much better he would be. But fuck it who cares right?  when pimpin is that easy....but maybe it is..

1.2 .Roger B: Two Wheel Tango..he's close but i dont think he isnt more wattaged up this year than last..and without the eyes and the Jgood heart and all its tough to topple when the  numbers are sooo fuckin close...

2.Andy W two Wheel Tango: dude your time is fuckin running out quit playing games...finish this off find some watage anywhere..buy it steal it or inject that shit...you look too good to be letin big pimpin ride in for wins...Fruit Loops taste good but last about as long as a pair used Dugast..

4.MONTE-SANO, ALEX: darn this was tough don know much about this guy other than he hails from a place on the east coast close  to my home..He has alotta cross experience but not a whole lotta wins to his cred..that tells me he is just doing it for "fun"..

5. Ron Stack Cycle to Fitness..cycle your ass to the nearest fuckn Dr or Coach and get your shit together...under a proper plan this numbers game could be yours..the skill level is there..pedal effiecncy is to as well...fuck go watch Rocky 3..

6., BRIAN WACHLARZ, Ventus: numbers might be higher than all the above....but the solid dedication isnt soo im just tossin out some love to this guy cuz i like his 80's "Lifes a Beach" style kit....